Ok, now we all have to admit that the show is crazy, wacky, etc, but this one was pretty corny. The creepy midget that painted weird, inappropriate murals on poor lobster hands Cono’s wall. Then, Jacqueline Bisset clocking that model with a bowling ball thingie to the face. Move over Crystal Carrington and step aside Luke and Laura”¦ I’ve embarked on a soap that promises more filth, dirt, grime and smut than any drama can bring. Ok, maybe not Sopranos, but they have uncontrolled blood flow… Nip Tuck‘s more sanitized being in a doctors room ‘n all.
What made Melissa Gilbert (aka Laura Ingalls) decide to accept the guest role of a lonely wife having a Peter Pan/Skippy affair with her puppy? Ok, maybe ratings.
If Larry Hagman (aka JR Ewing) can have ball augmentation surgery, then I guess anything can happen.
I’m not a fan of Sean cheating on Julia with the babysitter turned Fatal Attraction. I’m not a fan if the writers decide to turn Christian gay. But I am a fan of the old asshole Christian being back. And I’ll be back each week (unless they turn Christian gay, of course).
I just hope next week isn’t the urban legend of Ozzy Osbourne biting the head off a bat.
