Welcome one, welcome all, to the Pulse Wrestling Roundtable for WWE’s Survivor Series 2007.
Will The Undertaker topple Batista to claim the World Heavyweight Championship? Will HBK be able to beat Randy Orton without using Sweet Chin Music? Will Randy be able to stop himself getting DQ’d?
See what your favourite Pulse Wrestling Writers think!
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Orton loses WWE title if he’s DQ’d, HBK can’t use Sweet Chin Music or he’s DQ’d
Randy Orton vs. Shawn Michaels
Paul Beasley: And lo, as it was written, Randall the Prince of Dufflebag-Doo-Doo did step forth into the ring to defend his title. And there were many restholds. And Shawn the Holy Man, came forth and opposed the Prince. And there was much selling of restholds. And Shawn the Holy Man did get frustrated with having to put over the Cavernous Hole of Charisma, and did plant his foot in the Prince’s Face of Much Smugness. And there was much rejoicing. Yet the Black and White Arbiter did call forth “No, Holy Man. Thou shalt NOT use the Lord’s Kick in vain. Thou art henceforth disqualified.” And so the reign of the Champion of Lying Face-Down did continue. And there was much apathy.
Winner (by DQ) – Randall the Prince of Dufflebag-Doo-Doo.
Paul Marshall: Let us see. Title change on a DQ for the heel…face can’t use their finisher. The heel lays out the face the week before the match. 10 years ago…the Montreal Screw Job. How come I’m not liking the finish?
Winner – Randy Orton (Remains Champion)
Danny Cox: Jesus wouldn’t win in a fight without being able to use lightning bolts now would He?
Winner and STILL Champ – Randall Orton
Charlie Marsh: Shawn Michaels gets one more run as champion as a “thank you” for coming back a little early, or even at all. There is no measure to how much I’d love it if he won with the Sharpshooter, too.
Winner – Shawn Michaels
Vinny Truncellito: Michaels, with the Sharpshooter, in the Billiard Room.
Winner – HBK
Mark Allen: Orton will retain but it will be some sort of screwy finish.
Winner – Orton
Andrew Wheeler: Well, the WWE is trying their hardest to book themselves into a corner with all these weird stips. What does it mean? Shawn needs to take the pin. If the WWE has any shot at Randy Orton being a legitimate champion, he needs to get a win against someone, so why not HBK? Ah, but then there’s that whole ‘Shawn doesn’t lay down for anyone’ aspect of it. How can the WWE get around that? What’s that? 10th anniversary of the screwjob? Perfect! Yes, Randy will get his precious win over Michaels and Vince can again bring up the Montreal (now Miami) Screwjob for the thousandth time. My guess? Well, like I said in my column last week, I have a strong feeling that HBK/Vince will find its way onto the Mania card. The problem that lies in this match is that the whole story is about Shawn wanting to get revenge on Orton for putting him out of action, but if Shawn loses then he still doesn’t get his vengeance. On the other hand, Randy losing again will effectively kill any heat he has. They have one of three options here: ref bump and Orton uses a weapon, HBK gets DQed or Vince goes in the ring and Shawn tries to superkick him and misses and hits Randy. Michaels has used up his usefulness in this main event storyline because the WWE can’t give him another run if they have any plans of doing one with Flair in a few months and because Lashley will be back in a few weeks to dominate the world title picture (effectively stealing Jericho’s spotlight). The WWE will use this match to screw over Shawn and give him enough ammo that he can work a nice McMahon-ish feud, possibly giving us DX v. Vince & Shane while allowing Lashley and Orton to play around in the main event.
Winner – Randy Orton
Matthew Michaels: Randy Orton retains… with the sharpshooter (dude needs an alternate finisher anyway).
Winner – Orton
Iain Burnside: There is a theory that ten years ago, Shawn Michaels won this title following a screwjob. This has never been proven by science. Screwing has been proven by science. Anybody who attempted to build an item from IKEA knows this, but they don’t sell steroids so, really, who cares? Fuck Sweden. They like that. They’ll thank you and give you free delivery on all flat-packed headlocks. HEY! Nothing left to GAY! Nobody to suck all the cum from MAY! Mae Young? Terrifying. She might be dead. Half of High Energy is dead and that makes me sad. Nobody with bright and baggy clothing should wind up dead. Unless they’re Swedish. And if they’re Italian, I have to officially hate them due to being cheating fucking grubby cunt faced little arse fiddlers who wear evil like a condom and use it in a primary school. Anyway, the match… is there anybody left in the world who doesn’t want to be Randy Orton? Maybe Hornswoggle, strutting out in a business suit to ring the bell, ring the fucking bell. MORE COWBELL.
Winner – RANDY HORNY LUSTY TOUCHY GROPEY STROKEY COAXY HEEBY JEEBY OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ORTON
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Winner: Bert
Matt Reed: Am I the only one that likes these rules? It at least guarantees us an interesting finish.
That being said, Shawn Michaels wins. Then Edge runs in and puts him in the Sharpshooter.
Winner – HBK
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Hell In A Cell
Batista vs. The Undertaker
Paul Beasley: See how slow two top faces can move! Marvel at them lumbering into steel walls! Stand in awe at the selling by the Animal! Watch dumbstruck as all of their signature moves are used in succession! Applaud another Undertaker title-run to set up a feud with Edge! Fall asleep! It’s easier on the brain!
Winner – C’mon. It’s a Like-Hell-Will-I-Sell Match. Who do you think? Cab Calloway Jr. And there will be Edge-o-ference.
Paul Marshall: Guaranteed Match of the night if they work as hard as they did in their previous outings. Both men are deserving, but I feel that Undertaker will get the title as creative builds to Wrestlemania XXIV.
Winner – Undertaker (New Champion)
Danny Cox: I thought Taker was going to take the belt last PPV. I hope someone shows up and hangs Batista from the cell like what happened to Big Boss Man years ago from the Brood. But the only change is that they would REALLY hang Batista.
Winner and NEW Champ – Dead Man
Charlie Marsh: This has a good chance of stealing the show. Batista and Undertaker have good chemistry, and Batista especially can bring it in a big brawl. Batista wins here, and then hopefully, by God hopefully, we can get a new feud on Smackdown.
Winner – Batista
Vinny Truncellito: Batista’s recent victory over ‘Taker was nothing more than a way to keep from burying the Animal completely.
Winner – The Undertaker
Mark Allen: This feud has been much better than expected overall and I think this match will be a perfect capper for the rivalry. Undertaker finally gets his World Heavyweight Title back and can carry it into WrestleMania against Edge.
Winner – Undertaker
Andrew Wheeler: So, the big question is whether or not this will have a sick bump. On the one hand, no Hell in a Cell is complete without one participant almost dying thanks to an unnecessary physical risk. On the other hand, both Taker and Batista have recently come back from major injuries and neither is young enough to bounce back from another one. Will the WWE risk its main eventers for a big moment? I say yes, but with a caveat that it will be a very controlled bump along the lines of Rikishi’s bump a few years back. As for the match itself? They had a nice match last month that almost made Dave feel like a big time superstar, yet an entire month of muddled story-less feuding hasn’t exactly given me hope for this battle. The WWE has said that they want to keep the belt on Batista for a while, so it kind of negates the ability for Taker to leave with the title. So which guy is their best bet? Dave without the gold isn’t all that special, while Taker without the gold is still a good once-a-month special attraction. Either winner is going right into a feud with Edge, so that also has to be taken into account. Edge/Taker was my guess for Mania, what with the two undefeated streaks on the line, so I doubt they want to blow their load with that now. Batista/Edge makes the most sense. Edge is pissed that Dave took the gold when Edge was injured, just like the way Edge got the belt in the first place. Edge can call out Batista for being just as much of an opportunist as he is, which can subtly allow Dave to gravitate back towards the heel side of the card in time to do the long telegraphed Batista/Rey feud for Mania. With all that, how can they let Dave win and not hurt Taker? Why, Edge-o-ference sounds good to me! Have Edge do the run-in, cost Taker the title and lay the groundwork for their eventual feud. Only problem here is that when you have one Canadian blonde make a big splash, won’t it kill the big splash by another Canadian blonde the next night?
Winner – Batista
Matthew Michaels: The Undertaker was rumored to be champ heading into Mania before he got hurt, so let’s get the belt back on him, eh?
Winner – Taker
Iain Burnside: Edge in an advert for this show with a chainsaw. Edge returning at said show to get involved in the title scene. Edge wielding a chainsaw to cut up the cell covering said title scene. Then he can hang the Bossman, or the next best thing, which would be Widro. In fact, fuck the match, let’s just have Batista in a rematch with JBL to be the world champion of drinking in the drinking world with drinks. Freshly squeezed Orlando Jordan with bits. Remember that episode of the Simpsons when Maggie hid crack in her cooch to get through customs? This is going to be just like that, except instead of crack it’ll be jalapenos, and instead of Maggie it’ll be Karen Angle, and instead of being fake fiction it’ll just be fiction, and this sentence will end.
Winner – DA TAKER OF UNDER (HE’S NOT AUSTRALIAN)
Lester: The traker has been a wordks chimp before and sdo havs batsita so i think eiher of thyem could mekae a gored workld chimp and its s hame none of them hacw any trousers
Winner: traken
Matt Reed: Undertaker wins. WWE wants to put the belt on him. The fans want to put the belt on him. He’s not getting any younger, and is still being awesome, week after week.
Winner – The Undertaker
Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match
HHH, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Rey Mysterio & Kane
vs.
Umaga, Ken Kennedy, MVP, Finlay & Big Daddy V
Paul Beasley: There was a time I would have been glad Kane was getting to be in this high-profile a match. Now? Not so much. I’d love the heels to win. Really I would. But Trips in a traditional SS match? There’s more predictability there than an injury occurring in a Bob Holly / Mark Henry dark match where Mizark got Bob a speeding ticket. I’ve honestly never been so underwhelmed by a traditional Survivor Series match, ever. Anybody got any whelm spare?
Winner – The Team of Many Hs.
Paul Marshall: Predicting this match is like predicting the weather – totally complicated…and almost unreliable. Given the fact that these kind of matches usually do not disappoint, I shall go with the faces…
Winners – Team HHH
Danny Cox: Such a frickin shame this is the only “traditional” match. Wouldn’t you think if it’s something traditional, they would realize that the ENTIRE PPV should be like that?
Winners and sole Survivors – Umaga’s Team: Kennedy and MVP
Charlie Marsh: The faces win, with either Jeff being eliminated by Kennedy or Matt being eliminated by MVP to further whichever feud.
Winners – Team Triple H
Vinny Truncellito: The Conqueror, the King of Kings, the Destroyer. Any doubt who survives this one?
Winner – Team Triple H
Mark Allen: Team HHH is walking out winners here. Although based on the mid-card tag matches that have happened over the past couple of weeks between all these guys the action should be good if given the time it deserves. I expect a Triple H sole survivor ending.
Winner – Team HHH (HHH sole survivor)
Andrew Wheeler: Didn’t we get almost this exact match-up last year? What the hell do I care? I love old-school Survivor Series matches. This one is the smartest match they could have made by playing on all of the go-nowhere feuds all at once. Umaga/Hunter feels like its being going on since before the Attitude Era, and since Hunter is like 38-0 against Umaga, I feel like it’ll be a safe bet that he’ll keep his streak in tact. Jeff Hardy and Ken Kennedy is an example of why the midcard is in such disarray, because Kennedy is being held down simply feuding for the IC title belt. Rey and Finlay was a filler feud that has been fairly inoffensive and entertaining. Kane/V is the standard monster/monster match that Vince always loved. Oh, but MVP/Matt is clearly the feud of the year. This feud will make these two big, and although I miss having them as tag champions, I think the fact that this will be their first in-match physicality will be the story in the ring. With all that said, V can’t take a pin so I see him getting DQed the way Umaga did last year. I say why not let HHH and Matt Hardy be the last men standing.
Winner – Team HHH
Matthew Michaels: Babyfaces win. But who survives?
Winners – Team HHH; Survivors – All but Kane
Iain Burnside: So let’s see who is on these teams. We have three jaunty Hs, all of which are funnier than David Spade when performing in front of retards (Italians). There’s a grubby fat little fella with a cheeseburger fixation and no steroids in his anus. There’s the gentlemanly Kane, who is anybody’s for a warm bottle of Merlot. Then there’s Jeff Jarrett and that bloke, what’s his name, Bret Hart. The other side contains Rikishi, Bono, Sid Justice and two versions of MVP. I like seeing what I want to see. Boobies.
Winners – FACES
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Winner: ROLF
Matt Reed: Team HHH. I mean, the deck is truly stacked against the heels. Big Daddy V will probably get a chance to shine, though.
Winner – Team HHH.
ECW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Triple Threat Match
CM Punk vs. John Morrison vs. The Miz
Paul Beasley: I have no real views here. No strong opinions. This match should at least be half-decent, but if a tree puts on a **** match in a forest and nobody pays attention, was there a match at all? Of course, it only takes one match to burn a thousand trees, as The Stereophonics once told us. Where was I? Oh, yeah. The match. Umm… I like Morrison’s work, and Miz is becoming mildly entertaining, but they’re not taking it off Punk yet. Maybe at the Rumble.
Winner – The Straight-Edged Slide-Rule.
Paul Marshall: The ECW Champion against the newly crowned WWE Tag Team Champions. Now that we got the tag titles devalued even more, there is no hope. Oh, I’m supposed to guess who leaves the ECW Champion? Jamie Noble isn’t even an option and he and CM Punk put on better matches than that involving John “Juice” Morrison and the Mizard of Oz. Oh well. CM Punk is the most over, so he should retain.
Winner – CM Punk (Remains Champion)
Danny Cox: The Miz winning a world title would be worse then David Arquette winning it.
Winner and STILL Champ – CM Punk
Charlie Marsh: This is a perfect way to get the title on to Morrison without Punk having to take the pin. If this gets some time, it could be pretty good, a lot better than what will come when the new ECW champion goes back to putting us to sleep every week.
Winner – John Morrison
Vinny Truncellito: If the belt goes on the Miz, we riot. And after his run-in with JBL, Morrison’s in the doghouse so
Winner – CM Punk
Mark Allen: I don’t know where they are going this story now that Miz and Morrison are Tag champs. I’ll tentatively pick Punk to retain. Maybe he can go on to have an amazing Title feud with Jaime Noble, but that’s only a pipe dream I fear.
Winner – Punk
Andrew Wheeler: “Why did they give these guys the tag belts on Smackdown?! Giving wacky tag partners who hate each other the belts is fine for a US Title feud, but not for a World Title feud.†This is the argument I would make if the ECW title meant anything. Instead, the ECW title has been a prop to get Jamie Noble over, and yet I don’t have much of a problem with that. Punk as ECW Champion is like Jeff Hardy as IC champion, it’s convenient and means nothing. ECW still has not done Punk/V in a full-out feud, so I think CM still has miles to go as champion. On the other hand, they just might be dumb enough to give it to Morrison or Miz and let them feud with each other in a heel v. heel feud that hasn’t been seen since Martel/Michaels. Please, WWE, kill ECW. I am almost begging you at this point. A few months ago they were cranking out entertaining shows with the likes of Stevie Richards and Tommy Dreamer. Now? I’m getting weekly Nunzio matches and Big Daddy V promos. It’s like they brought back WWF Mania and air it at 10 pm Tuesdays. And where the hell is Kevin Thorne and Elijah Burke? If you needed a thrown-together team to take the gold on Smackdown, why not them? Oh yeah, the match. Uh, it should be decent and sloppy. Miz is now bulletproof thanks to the Cyber Sunday voting and Morrison is the golden child for reasons I cannot fathom. Punk needs something major to happen and happen soon or else he’ll have less heat than Jim Duggan. With all that said, I see no reason to take the belt(prop) off of Punk.
Winner – Punk
Matthew Michaels: I still think Punk needs to keep this, and it can’t hurt his cause that we’re about to see Congressional hearings about drugs in pro wrestling.
Winner – CM Punk
Iain Burnside: Eat my skunk. Pluck my junk. Lick my trunk. Don my hunk. Raid my monk. Wet my bunk. Rob my drunk. Feel my chunk. Hear my oink. That’s not right.
Winner – C MY FUNK
Lester: CMPUNK foresnty’ with ther drugs, miz suck
Winner: Plunk
Hornswaggle vs. The Great Khali
Paul Beasley: Now you’re talking. Match of the Night right there. Much running around by Hornswaggle. Khali moving at the speed of a Galapagos Turtle with ingrowing toe-nails. Feel the buyrate. I’d love to say that the person-of-limited-height picks up a sneaky win, but if they want Khali to be credible ever again, he’ll win. Or maybe they’ll just form the new DX together. Hearing Khali try to say “Suck It” would be hilarious.
Winner – The Super-Smashing-Great Khali. Give ‘im a bendy bully.
Paul Marshall: Why bother?
Winner – No one wins when the Great Khali wins.
Danny Cox: When Tards Collide!
Winner – Khali
Charlie Marsh: I’ve been waiting months for this. There’s no way I can be disappointed.
Winner – Me!
Vinny Truncellito: Vince finally gets his big money match. Say goodbye to the top of the card, Khali.
Winner – Hornswaggle
Mark Allen: Could not care less about this abomination of a match.
Winner – Khali
Andrew Wheeler: Remember a few years back when Eugene was crazy over and they put him in there with Triple H and the crowd went batshit? Yeah, that’s not going to happen here. There isn’t even the twinge of curiosity that there should be. What this match says is that the WWE has no clue what they are doing anymore. If this gets more than 5 minutes I’ll be pissed. There are guys on the roster who have talent and skill and should be allowed to showcase it at Survivor Series. Survivor Series was great because it allowed everyone on the roster a chance to be on the card in these 5-man tag matches. Why not give us Kendrick/London/Jesse/ /Festus/Yang against Deuce/Domino/Benjamin/Haas/Noble instead? Hell, the WWE has Super Crazy on the roster and he’s been regaled to getting Hacksaw Jim Duggan over! Look, I am all for a little comedy match thing, I’m all for this setting up some “momentâ€Â, but when you’ve got a guy like Santino Marella-who has been churning out entertaining television-sitting on the bench, you gotta wonder what they’re thinking. As for the “matchâ€Â, everyone will hope for a run-in or something, but I have a feeling we’re going to just get an awkward 3 minutes of Hornswaggle running around, then Khali catches him, boot and it’s over. What exactly does this match prove though? It won’t make fans hate Khali any more than they do now (though it’s X-Pac heat at best) and it won’t make us “love†Hornswaggle any more than they do.
Winner – The Great Khali
Matthew Michaels: Uh… what’s the silliest possibility?
Winner – Hornswaggle
Iain Burnside: Better entrance music for Gary – “Big Time Sensuality” by Bjork. His new gimmick is having the letter J in his name for no reason, which is still better than Italians having grease in their face for no reason. It’s called water, people. Go buy some from the airport. Better entrance music for Horny – “Churnin’ My Shite” by Mercy Light. The world needs less X Factor. And more Uncle Kracker. And four years worth of belated Papa Shango run-ins. In a gay bar, gay bar.
Winner – THE GARY
Lester: Honraswoffle has a short leg and sioiidgary is beig. I f king booker gouldn’t go to NTa and jump uoff the big show thne oink don’rt konwh whet big show is goinf to dfo wiehth the likettle leg pedrson i think her migth eat him uneitl it’s nothing left ecveypt for gary but humping might be ioutr of they quesrion.
Winner: big show
Matt Reed: Hornswaggle. Not sure how. Possible Shane O’Mac interference.
Winner – Hornswaggle.
Ten Divas Tag Team Match
Beth Phoenix, Melina, Jillian Hall, Victoria & Layla
vs.
Mickie James, Maria, Torrie Wilson, Michelle McCool & Kelly Kelly
Paul Beasley: And the festival of T&A is here. Oh my. I’m so happy I could touch myself where daddy used to. In fact I probably will. That’s all this match is good for, anyway.
Winner – Who cares? But probably the heels.
Paul Marshall: WWE has more divas, but not many women’s wrestlers. TNA has the better women’s division. The match serves as nothing more than to allow for Jerry Lawler to get horny on commentary. Someone ask me why I’m paying $40 for this?
Winners – The Heel Chicks
Danny Cox: Boobies boobies everywhere and not a one for me to lick upon!
Winners – Face Chicks
Charlie Marsh: The heels may have the advantage here by having a man and a horse on their side.
Winners – Team Glamazon
Vinny Truncellito: Where’s the concession stand?
Winner – Team Phoenix, I guess
Mark Allen: I’m assuming this isn’t elimination style, so the good girls win. If it were elimination then I’d have to with Beth as sole survivor.
Winner – Team Mickie
Andrew Wheeler: Well, this one actually makes sense because it allows the WWE to get some T&A on the show and it lets them push Beth Phoenix as a slightly more attractive Umaga. Seriously, with a forehead like that, she could guest star on “Cavemen†and not need make-up. With that said, hopefully TNA’s Woman’s Title roster will push Vince into almost caring about this division again. Sweet fancy Moses, did I just hope for a ramped up woman’s division? That’s it, no more drinking before noon for me.
Winner – Beth “Bebop from the Ninja Turtles†Phoenix
Matthew Michaels: I think the babyfaces win, setting up a new feud for Beth.
Winners – Mickie James & Co.
Iain Burnside: Let me tell you a story about a boy named Dickface. He was a simple boy who enjoyed brushing his teeth and his mother. One day, on a mad whim, he got a bus ticket that was valid for the whole day. Yes, all of it. All long, drawn-out, headlockless twenty-four hours of it. And young Dickface rode that bus all day. He had such great fun looking out the window and counting the number of black people he saw. He didn’t even need any fingers to count them on! You know why? There were none! Yes, that’s right, Dickface came from an alternative 2007 in which the Nazis ruled the world and eliminated everyone except for Dickface and those who could crack the code of being white and supreme. Don’t you just hate Dickface now? Didn’t see that coming did you? SWERVE like a fox on a landslide. Dickface sucks.
Winners – NOT THE LOSERS
Lester: in rthis match lotsd ofd wonmen asre havinf toguch of the bl,oobs asnd i fouer one witll be wratchindg with my pants on trhe angles ROLF
Winner: NMy riehgt hendLORFo
Matt Reed: Team Mickie. Please let there be lesbianism.
Winner – Team Mickie.
WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Cade & Murdoch vs. Rhodes & Holly
Paul Beasley: Now that Holly has finished his quest to put Cody over by beating him up; a plan that was practically flawless; I can actually see them beating C&M here. Just where we wanted Holly to be. PPVs. Somebody fetch me a katana. I need to commit ritual suicide.
Winner – Cody and his Buddy, Holly. Buddy Holly? Explains why the match is a plane-crash waiting to happen.
Paul Marshall: Well, it appears that Cade and Murdoch are teasing a split. They held onto the titles for a while now. It’s time to freshen up the scene a bit until the Highlanders try again to get the attention of the champions.
Winners – Holly/Rhodes (New Champions)
Danny Cox: As much as I enjoy the Rednecks having the titles. I think this is a way to breathe some life into the stale tag division on RAW and put the belts on some faces so the Highlanders can feud with them.
Winners and NEW Champs – Hard Rhodes
Charlie Marsh: If it ends with Cody getting the pin or Holly being pinned, I’ll be happy.
Winners – Holly and Rhodes
Mark Allen: Cade and Murdoch have been together far too long by WWE standards so I expect them to drop the straps and kick off their break-up angle, somehow involving Mickie James.
Winner – Rhodes & Holly
Andrew Wheeler: Two recycled storylines collide! You’ve got the grizzled veteran and the green rookie against the Redneck Rockers. It’s too soon for Cody and Bob and too early for the C&M split, so I say they’ll miscommunicate but still win and Bob will smack Cody and tell him to learn like a man.
Winners – Lance & Trevor
Matthew Michaels: Ugh, I guess we need mismatched tag teams on both RAW and SD now, so…
Winners – Holly & Rhodes
Iain Burnside: All these matches and still no Jarrett. Well, except for that one match. Who the fuck is Cody Rhodes and why does he have the name of a cocksucker? Poor Bob. Still trying to turn everyone he meets into Crash. He almost made it with Brock Lesnar but then it all turned to shit when Crash came back from the grave and he had to hire John Cena to kill him. I went to church this morning and Crossfaced the priest until he tapped out and admitted Cena was better than Benoit.
Winners – BELT HOLDERS
Lester: BLobby and Clopty shill the win weirth abelt shit and then ill gerf and the big buckejrt od chixkne and wffles probklly ends upm in murdicks faces,m ifonund dunnt knowei whot cgayde wants to do thouhgh, he licks a bit weerd
Winners: Holby and Rods
Vinny Truncellito: The young lion and his new dominatrix take the tag straps and incorporate them into their leather-studded evenings.
Winners – Holly & Rhodes
