Hello everybody, I’m FLEA.
For those that are seeing this movie for the first time – it may be best to go straight to TOP STORY or even PAGE SIX. Scroll, scroll, scroll
But, when you get a chance, go look me up – IP has a hell of an archive system, but I’m thinking the sequential order should be old to new, at least for me. Trying to get a rhythm, I was reading a few old submissions – things got off track those last few. I should have held out for a blog, or a phone call.
I have no blog – I only type at one place and even that is suspect these days. The golden rule is to not post when you are drunk – but I’m going on almost 10 years now of not being sober, so what gets posted is known forever through the power of no one ever purging the goddamn nonsense.
At this point, I’m back in the mood – I had planned on doing a new version of the IWC 100, based on a smart-ass email from BOSS (that’s Widro) saying I was Named Dropped. Yee Hawr! Turns out it was The Smartest Smart Alive claiming the IWC is only in a group of maniacs’ wildest dreams and that – it wasn’t pretty. More on PAGE SIX
Okay – some quick hits and then we’ll move along
Hyatte – know where, don’t know why. When you hit or are close to 40 (just made it to 39 Thursday, but I have no intentions of getting spooned 12,000 feet in the air anytime soon. Common Decency) things get turned sideways, I guess.
Eric S. – email so I can tell you why you were right. Last time I spoke with S. was the night of the Benoit murder. Yes, Sullivan was guilty, but not like we thought. Your being right has nothing to do with that topic
GRUT / BOSS – guess I was wrong about moving to the cheap parts of the USA instead of staying in the money pit known as NYC. Turns out, the whole country turned into a swamp – on the bright side, the right things have been bought, so when the next boom comes, try not to stay broke
“I went broke through 2 boom economies, why would a bust economy slow me down?”
– Heineken Fred, Christmas 2008
Good logic, if you ask me. Which no one does, for their own reasons, I’m sure
Come on, Let’s go!
TOP STORY
Hawr Hawr Hawrdy gets busted – Police said “trafficking”, rap sheet says:
- 262 Vicodin prescription pills
- 180 Soma prescription pills
- 555 milliliters of anabolic steroids
- a residual amount of powder cocaine
- and items of drug paraphernalia.
In other words, his stash. It will take a lot of guts to claim “For Personal Use”, but that’s sometimes the best way to go. Plead Junkie. If they nail him with a “attempting to distribute” charge, he’s cooked. Deny everything and make them prove it’s not yours
Of course, the conclusions have been jumped upon. Mainly by the folks that have 1) never been busted 2) have an ignorance of the court system and 3) just wanted to be the first to badmouth a guy that we all knew was an addict
I don’t think it’s a case of WWE turning a blind eye – I doubt they knew the extent of Hardy’s problem, but when a Top Money Draw wants to take time off, you either bury them or make it worth everyone’s while to get ahead – asking questions will just cause trouble. Luckily, and it’s not often these days you can type WWE and Logic in the same sentence, the latter was booked
CM Punk can continue to crow about how he was right all along – and people will hate him for it. Jeff Hardy could be found guilty of murdering a house full of orphans and would still get sympathy – some people just have that trait. When he – and that’s WHEN – he comes back, he’ll go right back to the Top of the Face Charts and all will be forgiven / forgot and hopefully be used for a good angle
That’s not to say there ain’t a Narc. Someone was pissed off enough to enlighten the cops and I will point the finger at some soon-to-be-found nitwit; a deranged fan, hopefully a girl, and no one that is gainfully employed by WWE
The TV angle should be CM Punk found a straight edge recruit and to prove his worth, the recruit dropped a dime to get Hardy busted. That person should be Brian Danielson, because his (and Punk’s) only high is wrestling – and because neither of them forget the night Hardy showed up to ROH Death Before Dishonor, high as a kite and oblivious to the situation. Willow the Wisp, my ass. “Drug Addict the Booed’ would be a good moniker. Good Fantasy, by Gawd
I’m sure WWE’s legal team is already on this – not about finding a way to get out of responsibility, just looking for a way to exonerate our beloved, troubled soul and use him as a poster boy for Linda McMahon’s upcoming run for office. Lawler will most likely pretend he doesn’t know him, if only because all the King needs is a drug-addled, pimp of a boyfriend combined with the underage girls to sink his slither into the Mayor’s chair
By the way – did you know that Punk is dating Lita? Six Degrees
Let’s save the rest and PAGE SIX until the next time. Coming soon – as I’m guessing I’ll be asked to get back to Saturdays, if or nothing else but to fill space
Thanks for Reading, I’m FLEA
ryderfakin@yahoo.com
