Pulse Wrestling’s TNA No Surrender Report

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Pulse Wrestling’s TNA No Surrender Report
9.20.09
Live from Orlando
Announcers: Taz & Mike Tenay
Report EXCLUSIVELY for Pulse Wrestling by: PK

Sarita & Taylor Wilde vs. Madison Rayne & Velvet Sky – TNA Knockouts Tag Team Championships
Tenay comes out and says that they were forced to part ways with Angelina Love, and then wished her well in her future endeavors! Madison is allowed to wrestle in her place. Slick Johnson is out to ref the match, but Earl Hebner comes out and sends him to the back. Both teams are in matching outfits, I know Widro loves that. Sarita & Taylor jump the People to start. The crowd is very dead for this match. Heels take over, and beat down on Sarita. Taylor gets the hot tag. Tenay says that Sarita & Taylor remind him of a female Rock & Roll Express. Taylor is holding up Rayne, and Sarita springboard dropkicks Rayne into a German Suplex, Taylor with a bridge and the pin.
Winners – Sarita & Taylor Wilde

Taz & Tenay go over the card, apparently The Pope vs. Suicide in a Falls Count Anywhere Match has been added.

Lauren with the new KO Tag Champs, Taylor says that they have chemistry. Sarita says that she’s had hundreds of Tag Team Partners, but none like Taylor, and that they’ll have the belts for a long time.

Recap of the formation of the World Elite, and their recruiting of Hernandez.

JB is with Eric Young. He refuses to face Hernandez tonight, and still believes Hernandez will join the World Elite. He claims that he will be going to the in a suit, not his wrestling gear.

Hernandez vs. Eric Young
Sure enough, Young is out in his suit. Hernandez comes out and pummels on him. Hernandez with a quick Boarder Toss finishes off this ‘match.’
Winner – Hernandez

JB is with Matt Morgan. Morgan says that it will be every man for themselves tonight, and that it will be all about him and Angle. I sure hope he doesn’t swerve Sting & AJ.

Recap of Joe/Daniels feud.

Samoa Joe (c) vs. Daniels – TNA X-Division Championship
Joe over powers to start, but Daniels’ speed is too much for Joe. Daniels sends Joe to the floor, and then dives on him. Back in the ring, Daniels goes to come off the top, but Joe is up, and he catches Daniels and drops him in a Yurinagi. Joe with a snap power slam for 2. Daniels ducks a few punches, and hits a leg lariat. Daniels with a running bulldog, and then goes to the top hitting a picture perfect leg drop! Joe rolls to the floor, but Daniels follows with a split-leg moonsault on the floor. Joe’s body is lifeless, and Daniels is trying to get him in the ring, but Joe is playing possum, and he tosses Daniels into the ring post. Back in the ring, Joe is on the attack, stomping away on one of Daniels’ knees. Joe locks on a leg bar to keep working on that knee, but Daniels gets to the ropes. Joe with a Power Bomb, and he turns it into STF. He then follows it up with a Single Leg Crab. Daniels gets to the ropes, but when Joe lets go, he hits a few kicks to Daniels busted up knee. But he goes to the well one too many times, and Daniels dodges the kick, and then hits Joe with a diving neckbreaker. Daniels with a top rope clothesline for 2. Joe reverses Daniels, and hits him with a Half Nelson Suplex, but only gets 2. Joe goes for a Samoan Drop, but Daniels fights out, and hits a STO drop, then goes for the BME, but Joe rolls out of the way. Joe puts Daniels on the top, and Joe goes for the M.U.S.C.L.E. Buster, but Daniels slides out, and goes for a reverse DDT, only for Joe to spin out and locks on the Rear Naked Choke, and Daniels has to tap.
Winner – Samoa Joe

Backstage, Foley enters his office to see that someone destroyed his Tweet & Twit picture. JB doesn’t seem to mind that much, but Foley flips out.

Lauren is with The Pope, and he cuts a promo saying that he doesn’t like that TNA Management is telling him what to do. After he takes a sip of Stacker 2: 5 Hour Power, Suicide jumps him from behind.

Suicide vs. ‘The Pope’ D’Angelo Dinero – Falls Count Anywhere
The ref just rings the bell, and runs to the back and they are fighting in the parking lot. Pope gets into a golf cart and tries to run over Suicide, but Suicide leaps in and wraps a headlock on! Pope looks to escape the match, and is climbing the fence, but Suicide comes over and pulls him down on a stack of pallets…pulling Pope’s trunks down at the same time. They make their way back into the arena, Pope leading the way, and he tosses Suicide’s head into the ring bell, and then takes the ring bell hammer and hits the bell while Suicide’s face is on it! HAHA. Pope puts a table next to the ramp, but he can not suplex Suicide though it. They fight the rest of the way up the ramp, and Suicide hits a Fireman’s Carry Roll. Suicide sets up another table on the ramp, and he climbs up the tunnel! Suicide leaps off the tunnel with a leg drop, but Pope moves and Suicide goes through the table solo! Pope rolls over on Suicide for the pin.
Winner – D’Angelo Dinero

Recap of the ODB/Cody Deaner mess.

ODB vs. Cody Deaner – TNA Knockouts Championship
ODB starts pretty fast & furious, but Deaner gets some offense in. Deaner rolls up ODB, and puts his legs on the ropes, but the ref sees it. He gets in the refs face, and starts poking at him, but the ref shoves him right into a roll up from ODB, but only gets 2. ODB goes for a sunset flip, but Deaner holds on to the ropes, and the ref kicks his arms out, but ODB only gets 2 again. Deaner up quickly, and nails ODB with a Haymaker, but only gets 2. ODB recovers, and nails Deaner with the TKO for the win.
Winner and New Champion – ODB

Angle cuts a very angry promo on Matt Morgan.

Mick Foley comes to ringside to commentate on the next match,

Kevin Nash (c) vs. Abyss – TNA Legends Championship
Oh ya, this is also for Dr. Stevie’s bounty. Nash is moving around very slowly, and I’m not sure he knows how to take a bump anymore. The fight on the floor, and it looks like Nash is going to use a chair, but Abyss blocks it. Abyss tosses Nash in the ring, and Dr. Stevie sets up a chair on the ramp and watches. This distracts Abyss, and Nash jumps him. Abyss fights back, and then Stevie makes his way to the ring. The ref is out of the ring, and shoves Stevie back. Daffney slides in from behind Abyss with a tazer, but Abyss nails her with a Black Hole Slam. Nash then drills Abyss with a chair, but only gets 2. Abyss recovers and nails a Choke Slam for 2. Abyss wants Foley to hand him the barb-wire bat, but the ref won’t let him…and it seems like Foley is just toying with Abyss. Nash comes from behind Abyss and uses the tazer on his..um…as Taz would say, yam bag. Nash scores the pin.
Winner – Kevin Nash

Nash gets the belt and the bag of money, but Stevie won’t let him keep the money. Nash kicks him in the gut and hits a Jacknife Powerbomb, then takes the money.

JB with Steiner & Booker. Steiner doesn’t like foreigners.

Team 3D & Beer Money, Inc. vs. British Invasion, Booker T & Scott Steiner – Lethal Lockdown
Doug Williams & James Storm start, and they go back and forth for a while. After 5 minutes, the next competitor comes down, Brutus Magnus. Williams whips Storm towards the door, and Brutus slams the door in Storm’s face. Brits double team, until the next competitor comes down, who is Robert Roode. Roode saves Storm, and Beer Money seems to have control of the match, until the time runs down, and Scott Steiner enters the match. Steiner runs over Roode & Storm. The Brits put Storm on the top rope, and Steiner comes over and nails a FrankenSteiner!! Steiner & Brutus then battering rams both Roode & Storm into the cage. Devon is the next competitor. Faces then take control of the match. Two more minutes go by, and Booker T is announced as the next competitor. Booker is coming down very slowly, but finally gets in the ring. Heels take over, and continue to beat down on the faces. Ray is the final competitor, but Big Rob comes from behind and levels Ray on the floor. Big Rob bullies the tech to lower the lid of the cage, even though Ray isn’t in the ring. Heels continue to beat down, and they start pulling weapons off the cage. Ray finally gets in the ring, after denting a chair over Big Rob’s head. Ray enters with the chair, and he levels all 4 heels. Storm and Brutus go to the top of the cage. Brutus tries to push Storm off the edge, but Roode makes the save and they double suplex Brutus, then they did the Salute! In the ring, 3D hits the 3D on Steiner, but Booker & Williams makes the save. Roode & Storm are back down, and they grab Williams, and nails the DWI for the win
Winners – Beer Money & Team 3D

Lauren with Rhino. Rhino says that real men wrestle. He says that he doesn’t care about MMA.

Rhino vs. ‘The Boss’ Bobby Lashley
A fight breaks out quickly, and they fall to the floor. Rhino then whips Lashley into the guard railing, and Lashley stays down. Lashley fights back, and he lines up for a spear, but Rhino pulls the ref infront of him, and the ref goes down. Rhino then hits the GORE GORE GORE, and the 2nd ref is in the ring quickly, but only gets a 2 count. Rhino lines up for another, but Lashley hits a haymaker punch for the win.
Winner – The Boss

Lauren with AJ Styles & Sting. Much man love going around.

JB is in the ring, and he does all the ring introductions…but then Hernandez’s music plays, and he is cashing in his Feast or Fired case!

Kurt Angle (c) vs. Sting vs. AJ Styles vs. Matt Morgan vs. Hernandez – TNA Heavyweight Championship
Taz & Tenay wonder the decision of Hernandez. Before the bell rings, Hernandez attacks Angle, and they fight up the ramp, and the bell rings. AJ & Sting trade off on Morgan, and Hernandez & Angle fight up the ramp. Hernandez puts Angle up for a Boarder Toss off the stage, but Eric Young comes out and hits Hernandez with a nightstick, then hits him with a pile driver on the stage! The crowd is absolutely dead at this point, and it seems like the original 4 in the match have no clue what is going on. Medics tend to Hernandez, and it looks like he is taken to the back. In the ring, all 4 men seem to be exchanging blows. Angle hits the Angle Slam on Sting for 2, when AJ breaks it up. Angle goes for an Angle Slam on him, but AJ slides through, and AJ nails Angle with the Styles Clash! He gets a 2 count when Morgan breaks it up, and then Morgan hits AJ with the Hellavator. Sting breaks up the pin and hits the Scorpion Death Drop for 2. Angle breaks it up and locks on the Ankle Lock, but Morgan hits the Carbon Footprint on Angle. Sting tosses Morgan out of the ring, and Angle is laid out. Sting looks right at AJ, then leaps to the outside on Morgan, allowing AJ to hit a Springboard 450 Splash for the pin!!
Winner and NEW Champion – AJ Styles

Daniels comes in the celebrate with AJ, and then a sea of TNA fans leap the walls and join them in the ring.

Show Over
~Pk

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