I have read about the perfect solution for Albert Haynesworth and his in-ability to be in shape: Stare at some boobs.
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, staring at women’s breast is the equivilent of a exercise regime that can expand the lifespan of a man by 5 years.
She is quoted as saying “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.”
[Looking for my wife]“Honey…”
