All right teenage girls and nerds, get your wallets out. E! Online reports that “The Star Wars movies are coming back in 3-D. Titanic’s coming back in 3-D. Avatar’s coming back in 3-D. Oh, wait—that last one already came back (and already was in 3-D).
“With the burst of re-release news, we trust you understand our confusion—and suspicion. Are George Lucas and James Cameron really out to advance movie science—or they just out to suck more bucks from the wallets of us suckers?”
