Van Halen To Play Reunion Gig This Thursday

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The newly reunited Van Halen will play a show this Thursday in a New York club.  Word is that it’ll be a 45 minute set, in preparation for a new single and album to released in February.  This will mark the band’s first show since 2008, as they prepare for another world tour in 2012.  Spandex manufacturers the world over are delighted at the news, hoping that David Lee Roth will single-handedly double their profits for the year.