Last night on Impact, we were introduced to “Joe Park” who claimed to be Abyss’ brother. “Joe” is apparently being played by Chris Parks who also plays Abyss. Just writing those sentences made me confused so let me clarify. Chris Parks is “Abyss”‘s real name. “Joe Park” is apparently a new TNA character who is Abyss/Chris Parks’ brother. Whatever. The videos from Impact are below if you wish to figure it out for yourself.
Quick Quip: I’m not sure if they’re trying to go the Mick Foley/Dude Love/Mankind/Cactus Jack route here or he really is going to be playing two different characters. All I do seem certain of is that we’re going to be getting more bad wrestling wigs because “Joe” definitely didn’t have Abyss’ shoulder length hair. Not mention the fact that in 2008, “The Sinister Minister” James Mitchell was revealed to be Abyss’ real father.