Kurt Angle Charged With DWI…..Again

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Apparently underwhelmed by the big August 1st reveal of Tito Ortiz, good ol’ Kurt Angle was busted for yet another DWI Thursday night in Texas following Impact. According to TMZ:

“TNA superstar Kurt Angle has been arrested for DWI again, TMZ has learned — his 4th alcohol-related arrest in 6 years.

According to law enforcement, Angle was busted Thursday night in Wise County, Texas following a live taping of “Impact” for Spike TV. Details surrounding the arrest are unclear.

Angle has a long history with alcohol-related arrests.

In 2007, he was arrested for DUI in Pennsylvania. He was then arrested twice in 2011 — once for being drunk behind the wheel of his parked car, and once for DWI.

Angle pled guilty to being drunk while parked, but he got off on the other charges.

We reached out to Angle’s reps for comment. So far, no word back.”

No word on if Angle told the cops he was lucky to be alive due to his “broken freakin’ neck.” You can read the story for yourself here, courtesy of TMZ.

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