Punk is Leaving the Dubya-Dubya-E

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Punk is Leaving the Dubya-Dubya-E

 

(Sung to the tune of Yellow Submarine by Lennon/McCartney, performed by The Beatles – full apologies to all involved)

 

In the show on my TV

Worked a man who wrestled well

He could wre- stle anyone

Make them look splendid and swell

So he beat champ Del Rio

And that day he won the belt

Should have been the number one

Though was hard to really tell

 

 

Punk is leaving the Dubya-Dubya-E

Dubya-Dubya-E, Dubya-Dubya-E

Punk is leaving the Dubya-Dubya-E

Dubya-Dubya-E, Dubya-Dubya-E

 

 

And his friends are all elsewhere

Though his girl is Diva’s champ

In non-feuds he’s forced to play

 

 

Punk is leaving the Dubya-Dubya-E

Dubya-Dubya-E, Dubya-Dubya-E

Punk is leaving the Dubya-Dubya-E

Dubya-Dubya-E, Dubya-Dubya-E

 

 

What’s he got left to achieve?

It seems that he (it seems that he) has all he needs (has all he needs)

Is this a work (is this a work) or is it real (or is it real)

Is he leaving (is he leaving) the Dubya-E (Dubya-E)

 

 

Punk is leaving the Dubya-Dubya-E

Dubya-Dubya-E, Dubya-Dubya-E

Punk is leaving the Dubya-Dubya-E

Dubya-Dubya-E, Dubya-Dubya-E

Punk is leaving the Dubya-Dubya-E

Dubya-Dubya-E, Dubya-Dubya-E

Punk is leaving the Dubya-Dubya-E

Dubya-Dubya-E, Dubya-Dubya-E

 

 

Australian. Father. Perpetual student. Started watching wrestling before Wrestlemania 1. Has delusions of grandeur and was known to regularly get the snot beaten out of him in a wrestling ring. Also writes occasionally in other Pulse sections.Thinks Iron Mike Sharpe is underrated. http://stevengepp.wordpress.com