Hasn’t Got A Prayer
(parody of Livin’ On A Prayer by Richie Sambora, Jon Bon Jovi, Desmond Child; performed by Bon Jovi)
(apologies to everyone involved – I’m old and going senile)
Hassan used to work for the ‘E
Benoit was a scalp
Double champ was he… so rough, not tough
US Champ for three hundred days
Then lost for five months, lost incentive pay
In the… story
He left but got to keep the name MVP
Though it didn’t make a difference
To the New Japanese
Won just one title, that’s not a lot
So he was out like a shot
[Chorus:]
Whooah, wasn’t quite there
Noo-oh, hasn’t got a prayer
Next promotion he’ll make it, I swear
Nooo-oh, hasn’t got a prayer
Left New Japan, out for a year
Made some money, Twitter he used
To fans he talked – not tough, not tough
Then he turned up in TNA
The Myst’ry Investor
The same role played
By Ric Flair so that’s… okay
So TNA was all he could get?
Does he think he’ll make a difference
Where others haven’t yet?
They’ve got each other. Mr. MVP
And her – that chick called Dixie
[Chorus]
So here they come now, ready or not
The ‘E must be scared with the rivals they’ve got
[Chorus]