So something strange happened on Monday. I enjoyed Raw, and enjoyed TNA’s NYC show from last week. I know there’s alot of people who still found a way to hate the TNA show, but I can’t be against a whole Fed. The only feds I won’t watch are WXW (the stripper version), and early XPW. Nothing against the talent at those two places, but it just wasn’t cool. Okay enough of my whiney banter. Let’s see what happened on Raw.
Triple H made a great choice in choosing Orton to take on Cena at SummerSlam, but as you all know Paul Heyman messed up the perfect main event. Cena shouldn’t have to face Lesner at all. Why should Leaner ever get a title shot? John Cena is a saint and he’s done whatever WWE has asked of him. Cena shouldn’t have to put over young talent because there’s no talent as wonderful as John. Also Leaner is just a poor man’s Bobby Lashley, who is a real champion in TNA.
I got very little sleep Monday night because I was so worried about Steph. I was happy to hear that she phoned Clarence Mason, and I’m sure the charges will be dropped. Is it even legal to arrest a one-percenter? If you look at the statistics, rich people have never committed a crime. I’m also wonder about the idiot that sold a ticket to Brie Bella? She is such a manipulative bitch. Brie basically forced Stephanie to put Nikki in a handicap match against four other women. That handicap match was solid and really showcased Eva Marie’s skills. Alicia Fox should also be commended for beating the snot out of Nikki for Steph. Alicia Fox is shaping up to be the female Ken Shamrock. Alicia really should be a member of the authority’s stable, or as I call them, “The No-Limit Stable.”
So finally Paige turned on AJ. I totally understand Paige’s anger. Paige single-handedly saved the Diva’s Division from idiots like AJ Lee, and Natalya. Also I’m partial toward angry emo babes, as long as they’re rule breakers.
The Wyatts took over The Highlight Reel because Jericho was too drunk to host it himself. Bray used the opportunity to give a promo about his love of fine literature, or something? I actually didn’t listen to it.
Speaking of boring, Dolph Ziggler had a match. Dolph defeated Miz, after hooking Miz’s tights and using the rope for leverage. Ziggler can’t win a wrestling match, so he cheats. I agree with you guys, Ziggler can’t wrestle.
Here’s another surprise: Cesaro is no longer a Paul Heyman guy on the same night that Brock returns to Raw. Hopefully, Great Khali will be the next Heyman Guy. I think the kid’s ready for a long drawn out championship reign.
In a stunning match, Rusev barely defeated The Great Khali. Khali gave it his all, but in the end it was the superior Russian puppet that won out. I’m beginning to think that Vince my need to make Putin the new Raw GM, just to contain all this WWE action.
Zack Ryder won a match. I’m sure it was an accident. The real news is the return of my favorite type of faction, there’s a new black militant stable in WWE and it’s headed by the brilliant Xavier Woods (maybe Xavier X?). This is going to tear butts up across the place. It already consists of Woods, Big E, and Kofi. I’ve always loved Kofi and its so good to see he’s making a change to the good guys. Hopefully Darren Young and Sandow join eventually. They’ve both played militant characters in the past.
