Archive for Scott Keith

The SmarKdown Rant - 03.16.12

The SmarKdown Rant – 03.16.12 Better a 2 day late Smackdown rant than a brand new TNA PPV rant, sez I. Taped from Columbus, OH Your hosts are Michael Cole, Booker T and Josh Matthews. Christian returns with the Peep Show to start.  He »»

The SmarK RAW Supershow Rant - 03.12.12

The SmarK RAW Supershow Rant – 03.12.12 Live from Cleveland, OH Your hosts are Michael Cole & Jerry Lawler Speaking of which, Jerry Lawler introduces the John Cena rap segment, which brings out 2003 era John Cena, complete with “Word »»

The SmarKdown Rant - 03.09.12

The SmarKdown Rant – 03.09.12 Taped from Uncasville, CT Your hosts are Michael Cole, Booker T and Josh Matthews Johnny Ace and David Otunga start us off in a cage, because they're running the show tonight. US title, cage match:  Santin »»

The SmarK RAW Supershow Rant - 03.05.12

The SmarK RAW Supershow Rant – 03.05.12 Live from Boston, MA Your hosts are Michael Cole & Jerry Lawler.  Your GM tonight is TEDDY LONG!  Get on Twitter RIGHT NOW and get it trending!  Think of all the exciting matches we'll get! Sh »»

The SmarKdown Rant - 03.02.12

The SmarKdown Rant – 03.02.12 Live from Seattle, WA Your hosts are Michael Cole, Booker T & Josh Matthews Sheamus joins us to start, reminiscing about what a douche he turned into after winning his first big title and how the same thin »»

The SmarK RAW Supershow Rant - 02.27.12

The SmarK RAW Supershow Rant – 02.27.12 Live from Portland, OR Your hosts are Michael Cole & Jerry Lawler But first, to the mailbag! Bruce Mitchell had a great column today, and I think he hit the nail right on the head with his fin »»

The SmarK SUPER SMACKDOWN Rant - 02.21.12

The SmarK SUPER SmackDown Rant – 02.21.12 LIVE from somewhere not mentioned. Your hosts are Michael Cole, Josh Matthews & Booker T. Daniel Bryan and AJ start us out, as Bryan gloats about main-eventing Wrestlemania.  Although “main »»

The SmarK RAW Supershow Rant - 02.20.12

The SmarK RAW Supershow Rant – 02.20.12 Live from Minneapolis, MN. Your hosts are Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler And we waste no time with Eve's official heel turn, as she reveals her SECRET EVIL PLAN to the Bellas backstage and lays out ho »»

The SmarK Rant for WWE Elimination Chamber 2012

The SmarK Rant for WWE Elimination Chamber 2012 Live from Milwaukee, WI Your hosts are Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler & Booker T WWE World title:  CM Punk v. Kofi Kingston v. The Miz v. R-Truth v. Dolph Ziggler v. Chris Jericho Weird tha »»

The SmarK RAW Supershow Rant - 02.13.12

The SmarK RAW Supershow Rant – 02.13.12 Get well soon, Jesse Sorenson.  Figures that I'm bored on a Sunday night and decide to watch a TNA PPV for the hell of it, and the first match sees the poor guy basically have his career ended.  I'd give »»

The SmarK RAW Supershow Rant - 02.06.12

The SmarK RAW Supershow Rant – 02.06.12 Live from Oklahoma City, OK. Your hosts are Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler. COOHHH starts us out, wearing a fashionable DX green power tie.  He immediately clarifies that he was going to fire Jo »»

The SmarK RAW Supershow Rant - 01.30.12

The SmarK RAW Supershow Rant – 01.30.12 Live from Kansas City, MO Your hosts are Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler Anyone else notice that masked Kane is already back in the WWE intro video?  They work pretty fast. Big Johnny, smiling and »»

The SmarK Rant for WWE Royal Rumble 2012

The SmarK Rant for WWE Royal Rumble 2012 So just like my Night of Champions rant, this is more of a short-form review because I was watching this in a theatre and I never want to be the doofus taking notes in the dark.  Now, that being said, my o »»

The SmarK Royal Rumble Countdown: 2007

The SmarK Rant for WWE Royal Rumble 2007

(2012 Scott sez:  I'll take “Shows I Don't Remember A Damn Thing About" for $200, Alex.) 

- Live from San Antonio, TX

- Your hosts are Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler, Michael Cole, JBL, Joey Styles & Tazz.

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The SmarK Royal Rumble Countdown: 2006

(2012 Scott sez:  I saw this one live in the theatre at the time, but didn't do this rant on it until a couple of years later.  So there's not likely to be much in the way of extra comments here, sorry.) 

The SmarK Retro Rant for WWE Royal Rumble 2006

- Live from Miami, FL.

- Your hosts are Joey & King & Tazz & Cole

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The SmarK RAW Supershow Rant - 01.23.12

The SmarK RAW Supershow Rant – 01.23.12 Live from Phoenix, AZ. Your hosts are Michael Cole & Jerry Lawler CM Punk starts us out with another tirade against Big Johnny.  The word of the week:  Failure.  John sucks at life and his car »»

The SmarK Royal Rumble Countdown: 2005

The SmarK Rant for WWE Royal Rumble 2005

- Live from Fresno, CA.

- Your hosts are JR, King, Cole and Tazz.

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The SmarK Royal Rumble Countdown: 2004

The SmarK Rant for Royal Rumble 2004

- Live from Philly.

- Your hosts are JR, King, Coach, Cole & Tazz in various combinations.

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The SmarK Royal Rumble Countdown: 2003

- Thanks to all those who bought "Tonight...In This Very Ring" over the weekend, temporarily pushing it as high as #2000 on the Amazon rankings for most of the weekend. They should be shipping from Amazon soon and in bookstores by the end of the month, so hang tight!  (2012 Scott sez:  Unfortunately none of my other books came close to those sales numbers, which is why “Tonight…" is the only one to date that I actually made royalties from over and above the initial advance.  Or maybe my agent was just screwing me out of hundreds of hard-earned dollars all this time.  Either way.) 

- Live from Boston (2012 Scott sez:  BOOOOOOOOOO!), which rhymes with Austin. Is this a sign of his impending return? STAY TUNED!  (2012 Scott sez:  Kind of was, yeah.) 

- Your hosts are JR & King & Cole & Tazz.

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Scott Reviews The New 52 (And Other Stuff Too!) - 01.10.12

Scott Reviews The New 52 (And Other Stuff Too!) – 01.10.12 Sorry for the lateness, but life happens.  Another week, another new title to be added to the pull-list. Scarlet Spider #1 Marvel's Point One special was kind of dogshit, but the »»

The SmarK Royal Rumble Countdown: 2002

The SmarK Rant for WWF Royal Rumble 2002 - Live from the Underwater City of Atlanta. - Your hosts are JR & The King. - Opening match, WWF tag title: Tazz & Spike v. The Dudley Boyz. New music for Tazz, so I guess another WWF CD is coming »»

The SmarK Royal Rumble Countdown: 2001

The SK Rant for WWF Royal Rumble 2001

- Live from New Orleans, LA.

- Your hosts are JIM BY GOD ROSS and JERRY THE BY GOD KING LAWLER.

- Earlier tonight on Heat, Lo Down beat Kaientai in a match to determine which of the four would enter the Royal Rumble.

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The SmarK RAW Supershow Rant - 01.16.12

The SmarK RAW Supershow Rant – 01.16.12 Gotta love the contrast of celebrating Martin Luther King day while Kane tries to teach Cena to embrace the hate. Live from Anaheim, CA. Your hosts are Michael Cole & Jerry Lawler Mick Foley i »»

The SmarK Royal Rumble Countdown: 2000

The Netcop Rant for Royal Rumble 2000

- Live from Madison Square Garden

- Your hosts are JR & The King

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The SmarK Royal Rumble Countdown: 1999

The Netcop Retro Rant for Royal Rumble 99

- Live from Anaheim, California, home of Ducks and stuff.

- Your hosts are Michael Cole the Little Goatee-Wearing Bitch and Jerry Lawler.

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The SmarK Royal Rumble Countdown: 1998

The Netcop Retro Rant for Royal Rumble 98

- Live from San Jose, CA

- Your hosts are JR & The King

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The SmarK Royal Rumble Countdown: 1997

The Netcop Retro Rant for Royal Rumble 1997

I will refrain from commentating overly on the Vince Russo thing until I can make a proper column on the subject. Suffice it to say, I TOLD YOU SO, and everyone who flamed me for my “That's [Sports] Entertainment" column back in October where I said that this exact situation would come about can start sending apologetic e-mail to me any day now.  (2012 Scott sez:  So that would place this rant in early 2000, when Russo got canned.  And again, hard to believe that I could have any kind of proper perspective on a show only 3 years old at that point.) 

Live from San Antonio, TX

Your hosts are Vince, Jerry & Good ol' JR

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The SmarK Royal Rumble Countdown: 1995

The Netcop Retro Rant for Royal Rumble 95 - Live from Tampa, FL. - Your hosts are Mr. McMahon & The King (2012 Scott sez:  I would have sworn on a stack of bibles that I did a redo of this show after the “Netcop" era, but I can't find one, so I guess I'm losing my mind again.  This one is written in the post-2000 style, though, so who knows.)  - Welcome to the great downward slide of the WWF, as this is the first of many financially disastrous PPVs featuring Kevin Nash as World champion and a cast of characters that no one gave a crap about. »»

The SmarK RAW Supershow Rant - 01.09.12

The SmarK RAW Supershow Rant – 01.09.12 Live from Corpus Christi, TX Your hosts are Michael Cole & Jerry Lawler Kane starts us out with an interview, as his powers of turning the arena lights red are in full force again.  Apparently e »»

The SmarK Royal Rumble Countdown: 1994

The Netcop Retro Rant for Royal Rumble 94

- Live from Providence, Rhode Island. Is that the state or Dusty while he's swimming?

- Your hosts are Ted Dibiase (the Million Dollar Man) and Vince McMahon (The Billion Dollar Man). Triviata: Ted Dibiase is the only color man to have done a PPV with both Vince McMahon AND Eric Bischoff (this show and Souled Out 97 respectively), although I don't know if the same applies to TV broadcasts. If you add TV broadcasts, you can add Bobby Heenan to that list.

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