By J. R. Fernandez (05.19.08)

Dwight Yoakam's Chicken Lickin's - Chicken Fries Dwight Yoakam's Chicken Lickin's - Buffalo Bites Dwight Yoakam's Take 'Ems - Macaroni Mouth Poppers Bakersfield Biscuits $1.00 ea. So the other day I was at Walgreen's for a late-night Benadryl Allergy Kapseals run, and as always, I strayed over to the cooler/freezer case to pick up a bottle of a mysterious yet delicious Walgreen's-brand concoction known simply as "Red Soda". On my way over, something in the freezer case caught my attention—a seemingly entire line of one-dollar frozen snacks being marketed by one popular country singer known as Dwight Yoakam, and his Bakersfield Biscuits brand. I pictured Dwight Yoakam in my head, and I thought to myself, "I'll bet that guy wouldn't put his name on crappy food. He just has that look about him. Plus, he did a pretty decent cover of 'Crazy Little Thing Called Love'. In fact, being the lax country music fan that I am, that's really the only song that I can name off that he did. Oops. But it was pretty good nonetheless. While I'm here I should probably pick up some toothpaste, too. I really hope they have that vanilla-mint-flavored Crest that I like." »»