After thirteen days in solitary confinement, Lindsay Lohan's ready to release that pent up carnal heat as Linda Lovelace on the big screen. Photos inside. »»
When factions from just about every political movement in the country become completely disgruntled with the two currently political candidates, they hold a convention of their own to nominate a suitable third party candidate. But with groups ranging from the Lets Get Back to Viet Nam Committee, the American Nazi Party, and the Group Marriage Group, it seems that no one will ever be chosen. However, on a lark (and as you've probably already guessed from the title) they finally go with porn star Linda Lovelace of Deep Throat fame. »»
