No. God, please tell me it’s not true. We lost Hyatte this week. That should be enough pain. That should be enough strife for one week.
A lot of you will be asking all kinds of difficult questions in the next few weeks. “What did we do to deserve this?” “How can I get on with my life?” “I’ve been seriously considering suicide. Should I talk to someone about this, do it or not do it?” These questions are common in light of such a tramatic experience, and all I can tell you is to give it time. I’ll be doing the same. I’ll say a few words of mourning later on, but until then I just can’t talk about it.
News!!!
WHERE’D ALL THE NEWS GO? NEWS, WHERE ARE YOU? IF YOU DON’T COME OUT RIGHT NOW I’LL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU! DO YOU WANT TO BE FOUND AND KILLED? COME OUT YOU SONS OF BITCHES! I HAVE A SOMEWHAT WITTY YET NOT QUITE MY OWN STYLE ALTHOUGH I’M WORKING ON DEVELOPING MY OWN STYLE NEWS REPORT TO WRITE! WHERE ARE YOU?! OH, WELL, THAT’S SOMETHING.
Smackdown is not longer the #1 show on UPN after the new Star Trek series recieved a 6.6 rating. While I’m not positive, I think that Buffy is also beating Smackdown. Smackdown is said to be confident in it’s place as UPN’s #1 show. But then Smackdown saw UPN getting out of a limo with both Star Trek and Buffy. All three went in to Spago’s and had dinner. That used to be where UPN took Smackdown! Smackdown couldn’t understand this. UPN told Smackdown it loved it! How could UPN do this to it! Smackdown went into the local bar and drank more then any television show should. Drunk as an Irishman, Smackdown puked on the bar and left. Smackdown then got into it’s car and crashed into into a police officer.
The awful thing is that UPN didn’t even come by to bail Smackdown out. There’s trouble in paradise.
I got this from the Wrestling Observer. The guy who writes that thing looks awful angry about something.
I really had to stretch this piece out. There’s next to no news today.
Let’s see what some of the ‘other’ sites have.
SLUMMING FOR NEWS
Well, Rajah has a Big Show radio interview. Nothing interesting there. Oh! A press release for the Yokozuna Memorial show. It’s for a good cause, so I’ll copy and paste.
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A couple of sites have to OVW taping, but I got this from Rajah’s, so whatever.
Yeah, that’s it from Rajah. We should try to google search with Rajah WWF.
Rajah WWF- 2,890. Damn.
OHIO VALLEY WRESTLING – WHERE THE BAD AND THE INJURED MEET THE INDIES.
Val Venis and D-Lo brown both made appearences in the most recent OVW tapings. Didn’t they send Mark Henry there to get into shape? Isn’t Mark Henry in shape? Shouldn’t he be back in the WWF if he’s accomplished what they sent him there to do?
Also, they told Blue Meanie to lose weight and he did, and they fired him anyway! WWF IS FILLED WITH HYPOCRITES! BLUE MEANIE FOR THE PWI 500!
Oh well. Like I care.
Hey! Either Rajah lifted the results from the Observer or vice versa. I doubt Dave would steal from Rajah. Hey, Rajah, give credit man! Silly Rajah.
Is that it? Yeah, that’s it.
WE CAN PLUG IF WE WANT TO. WE CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND. CAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON’T PLUG AND IF THEY DON’T PLUG THEN THEY’RE NO FRIEND OF MINE.
The Lyrical Stunt 10.18.01: Cuzz I Got High. Hey, I think the title explains it all. Come get funky with Artblunt.
Schadenfreude 10.18.01:In A Row? Steven Schwenke does a parody of Clerks. VERY ORIGINAL, STEVE! HOW MANY WRESTLING COLUMNISTS NEED TO DO PARODIES OF CLERKS UNTIL THEY LEAVE THE POOR MOVIE ALONE? I like Steve. I think some of his stuff is very good.
And now, my weekly Smackdown! opinion.
SMACKDOWN WAS GOOD!
Yes, Smackdown was good. Rob Van Dam vs. Kurt Angle was good. The Christian and his posse segment was good. D-Von vs. Tajiri was good. That was all that I saw of Smackdown, and it was good.
GOODBYE OLD FRIEND
I can’t find words to express how I’m feeling. Let’s let the NEW words to Ms. American Pie do it for me.
And in the streets the netcop screamed.
The lovers screwed and Jimmy dreamed.
Not a word was spoken.
The church bells all were broken.
And the three men I hardly knew the most,
Anderson, the Rick, MiCasa’s ghost.
They went broke, said ‘So long, host!’
The day Wrestleline died.
And we were singing,
Bye bye
Old News from Dayton guy.
Didn’t go to your site too much
That’s why I didn’t cry.
You’ve gone up to the webserver in the sky.
Singing
This is the Rick saying goodbye.
This is the Rick saying goodbye.
I don’t really hate the Rick or hold anything against him. He did something to piss Hyatte off, and Hyatte went off on him. Hey, he’s retired now. He’ll probably wind up somewhere on the net.
Guess you’re going to have to rely on the royalty check from you book, eh Scott? Back to the Smarks with you!
Steve Anderson plans on getting work with 1wrestling.com. It won’t happen.
Yankees are up 3-2. I remember when Hyatte was talking about how this was Boston’s year. HAHAHAHAHA! Your new recapper is a winner.
Joshua Grut is a New Yorker just waiting to get Anthrax.
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