A Wrestling Tale 11.21.01: How The WWF Could Screw Up This Angle

Right now this Ric Flair angle looks like a sure thing, but in this weeks very different A Wrestling Tale, we step away from fiction and take a look at how the WWF could screw up this angle with one simple interview on Smackdown.

Ric Flair comes out to the applause of the crowd on WWF SMACKDOWN! He grabs the microphone from a stunned Lillian Garcia.

“WOOO! FINALLY! WOOO! APPLESAUCE! WOOO!”

Ric Flair then runs off the ring ropes and drops six elbows on the ring. He stands back up and grabs another microphone from Lillian Garcia, who is wearing a suit made of 50 microphones. She screams at Ric Flair in Spanish.

“WOOO! NIXON! DEVO! WOOO! I THINK LESBIANS SHOULD BE SENT TO THE MOON! WOOO!”

Ric Flair runs around in a circle as the crowd stops cheering.

“WOOOO! ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! WOOO!”

DDP’s music hits and he comes out. The audience boos. DDP comes into the ring and kisses Ric Flair passionately. Ric Flair takes another microphone from Lillian Garcia.

“WOOO! DDP KISSING ME! WOOO! BY GOD! WOOO!”

DDP strips down to his underwear, takes out a bottle of lighter fluid and sets his dick on fire. He then runs over to Ric Flair and humps his leg. Ric beats DDP to death with the microphone. Flair then grabs another microphone from Lillian Garcia. She curses at Ric in Spanish.

“WOOO! MOTHEREATER! MOTHRA! KING KONG BUNDY ATE MY POO WITH KETCHUP! WOOO!”

Ric Flair suddenly grows silent as he gets down on one knee.

“Now we pray. Baruch ata adonai, elohanu melach halum, WOOO! RIC IS A JEW! WOOO!”

Ric Flair pulls a picture of Pikachu out of his pocket and wipes his ass with it. He then eats the picture and grabs another microphone from Lillian.

“WOOO! PIKACHU NOW STINKYPOO! WOOO! BY GOD! MS. AMERICA IS A CANADIAN NAMED SCOTT KEITH! WOOO!”

Ric Flair runs around the ring as Doink the Clown’s music plays. Doink comes down to the ring and offers Ric a flower. Most of the crowd has left by now. Ric grabs another microphone from Lillian.

“A FLOWER? WOOO! LET ME SMELL IT! WOOO! AGH! YOU SPRAYED WATER ON ME FROM YOUR FLOWER! WHO ARE YOU! WOOO!”

Ric Flair rips off Doink’s mask. Unfortunately, Doink is not wearing a mask, and Ric Flair just ripped the skin and scalp off of his own son, David Flair. David grabs a microphone from Lillian.

“Ow! Dad, you have killed me, your untalented son! Why?”

David Flair falls down dead. Instead of weeping, Ric Flair pees on his son’s dead body and then has sex with it. Ric Flair then spontaneously combusts.

And that is how the WWF can screw up this angle.