VPJG: Welcome back to an all new Grutman vs. Daniels! Daniels, say hi to the nice people who read us and support us.
VPJG: Well, say hello.
Auto response from Kaisen316: Montreal!!!
VPJG: Yep. It exists. Nothing to say, eh? I’m sure you’ll find your voice, unless you’re scared! Pussy!
VPJG: What a pussy.
VPJG: Anyway, tonight’s topic is a simple one in honor of Nate .. whatever his last name is… anyway, one of the new guy’s column, which finishing move is the best in professional wrestling?
VPJG: I’m going to go with Kurt Angle’s ankle lock. Daniels?
VPJG: Hello?
VPJG: Well, if you’re not going to pick one, I’m just going to assign you the Steiner Recliner.
VPJG: Now if you wouldn’t mind, being that you are a complete pussy and an inbred cock smoker, I’ll begin the argument.
VPJG: No problem with it? Awesome. This is the best you’ve ever done sidekick. You don’t mind being called my sidekick, do you?
VPJG: Now then, the ankle lock looks legitimately painful. The opponent actually looks like he’s in pain, like he’s having his ankle twisted in a way it shouldn’t be. You picked a move that is essentially a wrestler sitting on a guy’s back with his hands under his opponents chin!
VPJG: I mean, what the hell is your deal? Did your mother give birth to you a couple of month prematurely? Don’t answer if I am correct..
Auto response from Kaisen316: Montreal!!!
VPJG: Daniels, I don’t know why you keep bringing that up. Bret Hart has almost gotten over what happened in Montreal, and I think it is time that we as fans get over it.
VPJG: Now, back to the debate.
VPJG: Only a giant penis would pick the Steiner Recliner. It’s one of the most reviled moves in wrestling. I mean, are you slow in the head?
VPJG: You must be. I see no other reason to pick such a terrible move.
VPJG: But you have picked it, so let us discuss the positives of the Steiner Recliner. First of all… well, no one probably gets hurt doing it.
VPJG: It’s not like any careers have ended prematurely due to a botched Steiner Recliner.
VPJG: However, with the ankle lock you motherless inbred goat loving whore killing psycho dating one eyed pirate wanna be, the move can be easily reversed.
VPJG: It leads to exciting wrestling sequences. We all remember Benoit-Angle. With the Steiner Recliner, only Hulk Hogan can break out of that by Hulking up and carrying Steiner on his back and bumping him in the corner.
VPJG: Nothing to say? The man who “OWNED” me last week has no comeback? Give me one good excuse, in fact, the hell with me, give our faithful and intelligent readers one good excuse why you are refusing to debate me this week!
Auto response from Kaisen316: Montreal!!!
VPJG: What about it? You’re being frustratingly vague!
VPJG: Well, let us move on. As the ugliest man in the IWC (and have you seen Scott? That is saying something.) and a fool (as evidence by your pick of the Steiner Recliner) and an anti-semite (Jews are not food, Daniels) you must be awfully ashamed of yourself?
VPJG: Can’t even bare to answer, can you?
VPJG: How could you take a position against the ankle lock, the most dangerous looking move in our fake sport?
VPJG: ANSWER ME, COWARD!
VPJG: You’re pathetic, Daniels. I knew it. You knew it. Now all of MY fans know it. You never thought they were your fans, did you?
Auto response from Kaisen316: Montreal!!!
VPJG: You don’t even have fans there!
VPJG: You don’t have any fans! And you’re sickening.
VPJG: I’m the f*cking star! ME! YOU SUCK! YOU’RE NOTHING! I’VE GOT THE BIG DICK AND I WANNA FUCK NOW! YOU’RE ON VACATION? TOUGH TITS TOUGH GUY! ME! GRUT! ME!
VPJG: Final arguments. You can start.
Auto response from Kaisen316: Montreal!!!
VPJG: Not very convincing. My turn.
VPJG: The ankle lock is the most devastating move in professional wrestling and YOU CAN’T BEAT ME DANIELS! YOU NEVER COULD! I’M THE SHIT!
VPJG: Well, send your vote to me at VPJG@aol.com. Sorry it’s so short this week, but Daniels is a pussy. Aren’t you pussy McPusshead?
VPJG: DanielsNotGrutmanPretendingToBeDaniels: Yes I am.
VPJG: I’m glad you see it my way.
