Counterfeit Pennies 03.22.04: WWE Mock Lottery

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With WWE’s “Draft Lottery” coming up this week on RAW, my brother Matt and I decided to try our hand at a Draft of our own. Rather than put all the names in a hat and leave things to the luck of the draw, we decided to actually conduct a WWE Fantasy Draft, with Chris selecting on behalf of RAW, Matt for Smackdown, and everyone on the current active WWE roster, injured list, and announcing teams up for grabs. Some potential authority figures (Heyman, Bischoff, etc.) were included in the pool of talent, with the assumption that after the draft, Vince, Linda, and/or the Board would put one or more of them in charge of each show, should they desire.

In addition to Vince, Linda and the Board, some other talent that was left out of our pool include �legends� that occasionally make appearances such as Mae Young, the Fabulous Moolah, Pat Patterson and Jerry Brisco; referees from RAW and SD; road agents; the Spanish announce team (since they are used for both brands); and OVW talent that hasn�t appeared on RAW or SD other than as enhancement talent.

Here’s what we came up with:

Smackdown (Matt) Raw (Chris)
1. Eddie, WWE Champ 2. Chris Benoit, Big Gold Belt Champ
3. Randy Orton, IC Champ 4. John Cena, U.S. Champ
5. The Rock 6. Edge
7. RVD, � Raw Tag Champ 8. Triple H
9. Kurt Angle 10. Chavo Guerrero, Jr., Cruiserweight Champ
11. Victoria, Women’s Champ 12. Undertaker
13. Flair 14. Kane
15. Batista 16. Booker T, � Raw Tag Champ
17. Rey 18. Bill Goldberg
19. Jericho 20. Stone Cold Steve Austin
21. Shawn Michaels 22. Ultimo Dragon
23. Mick Foley 24. Rhyno
25. Big Show 26. Torrie Wilson
27. Christian 28. Billy Kidman
29. Trish 30. Billy Gunn
31. Rikishi, � SD Tag Champ 32. Scotty 2 Hotty, � SD Tag Champ
33. Scott Steiner 34. Jamie Noble
35. Shelton Benjamin 36. Tajiri
37. Charlie Haas 38. Nunzio
39. Molly Holly 40. Jim Ross
41. Jerry Lawler 42. Tazz
43. Michael Cole 44. Shannon Moore
45. Renee Dupree 46. Jonathan Coachman
47. Teddy Long 48. Bubba Ray Dudley
49. Jazz 50. D-Von Dudley
51. Bradshaw 52. Chuck Palumbo
53. Paul Heyman 54. Johnny Stamboli
55. Rodney Mack 56. Eric Bischoff
57. Shane McMahon 58. Johnny Spade
59. Doug Basham 60. Test
61. Danny Basham 62. Garrison Cade
63. Rosey 64. Mark Jindrak
65. Maven 66. Lance Storm
67. Sean O’Haire 68. Akio
69. Matt Hardy 70. Sakoda
71. Shaniqua 72. Rob Conway
73. Mark Henry 74. Sylvan Grenier (w/Fifi)
75. Orlando Jordan 76. Al Snow
77. Nidia 78. Spike Dudley
79. Ivory 80. Dawn Marie
81. Chris Nowinski 82. Hurricane
83. A-Train 84. Lillian Garcia
85. Stevie Richards 86. Stacy Keibler
87. Gail Kim 88. Paul Bearer
89. Bob Holly 90. Paul London
91. William Regal 92. Funaki
93. RUE DEBONA! 94. Val Venis
95. Matt Morgan 96. Rico
97. Josh Matthews 98. Miss Jackie
99. Bill DeMott 100. Sable
101. TONY CHIMMEL 102. Terri
103: Jacqueline 104. Jon Heidenreich
105. Tommy Dreamer 106. Stephanie McMahon
107. Lita 108. Lamont
109. Matt Capotelli 110. Chavo Guerrero, Sr.
111. Marc Loyd 112. Todd Grisham
113. Justin Roberts 114. Howard Finkle!
115. Mean Gene Okerland 116. Sgt. Slaughter

It�s interesting. No doubt if we would have just thrown all the names into a hat something different would have transpired, and who knows if the rosters would be as balanced as they turned out above. Some observations:

  • Some tag teams were broken up, while others kept together. One key point that I think we did intentionally was splitting up the two teams with Tag Titles. Both are made up of primarily singles wrestlers anyway (RVD, Booker, Scotty and Rikishi), and holding tournaments to crown new champions on both shows is an ideal way to breath some new life into the tag division.
  • Evolution stays intact except for HHH, putting Randy Orton into a position where he can get even more over as the leader of the group
  • Both rosters have a relatively even number of talent that�s �questionable.� This includes injured stars (Angle, Regal, etc.), part-time workers (Rock and possibly Goldberg, who�s still listed on WWE.com�s Superstars page), and folks like Mick and Austin who could possibly wrestle here and there, but will likely have non-wrestling roles for the majority of time they�re on TV.
  • JR and the King as well as Tazz and Cole were broken up, putting JR and Tazz (and if I have my way, Coach in a three-way team!) in the booth on RAW with King and Cole on SD.
  • The titles with �WCW� lineage all ended up on RAW, drafted along with their title holders (something we both hope WWE holds true to in their real draft): World Title, US Title and Cruiserweight Title. Moving John Cena and his US Title to RAW will hopefully give him more freedom on the mic and in front of the live crowd; and putting cruiserweights on RAW keeps that �total nonstop action� feel going (no pun intended).
  • The titles with �WWF� lineage all ended up on SD, drafted along with THEIR title holders: WWE Title, IC Title and Women�s Title. Putting the women who can actually wrestle on SD keeps the �T&A� divas on the cable show, allowing them to do the more risqu� in that arena. Also, moving Randy (and Evolution) to SD gives him a nice change of scenery, and this and the above switch exposes WWE�s two biggest �new stars� (Cena and Orton) to audiences that maybe hadn�t seen much of them, due to not getting UPN in their area, etc.
  • Separating Rey Mysterio from the other cruiserweights was done 100% intentionally. For one, he stays on SD which has a high Hispanic audience. Second, he�s shown he can be a star and hang in the ring with �heavyweights.� And finally, Matt was being a spiteful bastard once he knew my intentions to bring the CW Title to RAW!

Well, there�s our Fantasy Draft. Let us know what you think by emailing me on the link below, and enjoy the REAL WWE lottery on RAW, where you can see who did a better job at splitting out the rosters and making both brands more exciting.

That’s all for now � PEACE.

CB is an Editor for Pulse Wrestling and an original member of the Inside Pulse writing team covering the spectrum of pop culture including pro wrestling, sports, movies, music, radio and television.