InsidePulse’s Live WWE SmackDown! Coverage: Backstage Segments

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After a commercial break, including a Heidenreich promo, the Dudleyz bump into Scotty 2 Hotty, who accuses Spike of change. Spike didn’t change — “this is my home.” The only thing that’s changed about him is the CW Title, and he doesn’t need friends like him or Rey Myserio *SLAP* — whoa. That’s how Widro got me to write up this coverage. “What are you gonna do?! Nothing! Just like every… body… else.” (as Funaki, Moore, Doug and Danny Basham stand in the background… doing nothing…)

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Kurt Angle goes into GM Long’s office — which has a nice pic of Dr. King and Mr. McMahon o nthe walls — to complain about not getting a cut of the merch sales on auction.wwe.com. Long tells him if you have complaints, go out into the ring and complain, if you’re man enough. Kurt’s worried about Eddie jumping him, but he’s man enough, so he gets tah steppin’.

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Tazz sings Rush singing badly…

Ross and Lawler run down the RAW side of the SummerSlam card:

HHH vs. Eugene

Triple Threat IC Title Match: Edge vs. Batista vs. Chris Jericho

Till Death Do Us Part Match: Kane vs. Matt Hardy (man, I hope HBK’s kid is born before SummerSlam so he can run-in and save this… abortion of a match)

World Heavyweight Championship: Chris Benoit vs. Randy Orton

Cole and Tazz run down the SD side:

Eddie Guerrero vs. Kurt Angle

6-Man Tag: Rey Mysterio, Paul London and Billy Kidman vs. Bubba Ray, D-Von and Spike Dudley

Best of 5 Series for the Undisputed WWE United States Championship, Match 1: Booker T vs. John Cena

WWE Championship: JBL vs. The Undertaker

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Torrie Wilson competes in “Women’s Springboard” complete with cannonball and lots of bouncing, losing her top, getting all 10s in a SummerSlam commercial.