Live from Kansas City
Announcers are JR & The King
Report done *EXCLUSIVELY* for InsidePULSE by PK
Let’s face it, I’m not Scott Keith, me boycotting RAW and not doing my weekly report will not change the world. I thought it might, Keith stopped watching SD, and that has gotten much better, even with JBL as the champ.
Truth be told, Widro needed me back, he begged me…so I’m back.
In Memory of Ray Traylor “Big Boss Man”
Intro”¦Jericho & HBK vs. Tomko & Christian tonight”¦also a special interview with Lita.
We start with Bischoff in the ring, Bischoff says that it’s horrible that the fans get to vote, but he gives the four choices to face HHH at Taboo Tuesday.
But, Orton can only get on the ballot if he beats Batista in a No DQ match. Over at TheWrestlingBlog.com you can tell us who you are voting for. HHH comes out, and is mad about the fans choosing his fate. He says that he doesn’t visit the guy in the front row at work, and tell him when the fries are done, or he doesn’t tell a girl in the front row what corner to stand on. HAHA. But he does give the fans some choices. 1) They can go screw themselves 2) They can go to hell 3) They can try and get a life. This brings out Shelton Benjamin, who HHH is facing tonight. Shelton tells HHH that he can 1) Stop complaining 2) Quit whining 3) Quit crying because there is not enough Kleenex to clean his nose. HHH then jumps him.
Triple H vs. Shelton Benjamin
Shelton hops back up, and takes out HHH. HHH goes for a hip toss, but Shelton flips though. HHH nails a back elbow, but Shelton hops back up, and hammers HHH in the corner. Shelton charges with a Stinger Splash, but HHH moves, and Shelton hits his head on the post. HHH then runs Shelton through the ropes, shoulder first into the ring post.
Commercials.
WE come back, and HHH is dominating Shelton. HHH goes to the top, but Shelton runs up the turnbuckle, and hip tosses HHH off. They then go toe to toe, and Shelton nails his spinning enzaguri. Shelton with a back body drop, then a Northern Lights Suplex for 2. Shelton with his pop Powerslam for 2. Shelton sends HHH off the ropes, but puts his head down too soon, and HHH drills him. HHH goes for a Pedigree, but Shelton gets out of it, and nails a Side Russian Leg Sweep. Shelton then nails his front bulldog from the top rope for 2. Shelton then sends HHH to the outside. Shelton follows, and puts HHH face first into the ringsteps. HHH gets over to the bell table, grabs his belt and hits Shelton, and gets DQed.
Winner via DQ — Mr. Benjamin
HHH then tosses the ref aside, and nails Shelton with a Pedigree on the floor.
Recap of Christy Hemme winning the Diva Search last week, and reminds us that Trish is throwing an Initiation Party for her tonight.
Commercials.
Another Simon Dean Infomercial. He will be great.
SuperHeroes vs. Rhyno in the Mist
Tajiri and Rosey start, and Rosey tosses him around. Rhyno in, and he seems powerless against Rosey. Rhyno keeps hitting the ropes, and going at Rosey, but Rosey barely budges. Rosey sends Rhyno in the ropes, Hurricane tagged in, and nails a leg lariat. Hurricane nails a huge Crossbody off the top rope for 2 when Tajiri broke it up. A melee then ensues. Tajiri tagged in, locks the Tarantula on Hurricane, but Rosey kicks Tajiri right in the back. Rhyno runs in, and knocks Rosey off the apron. Hurricane is floating around in the ring, and Rhyno lines up for a GORE GORE GORE, but Hurricane shoves Rhyno through the ropes the ringpost shoulder first. Tajiri back in, superkicks Hurricane, but only after a blind tag, and Rosey comes in, nails his spinning Rock Bottom for the win.
Winners — SuperHeroes
KANE sits with New Guy Todd next.
Commercials.
Recap of KANE & Lita from last week. In case you forgot, didn’t know, or still don’t care, Lita lost the baby, and KANE blames Gene Snitsky.
KANE with New Guy Todd. KANE says that Lita won’t be with them tonight, and she is still in a state of shock. She won’t eat, won’t sleep, and is in pain. The baby is the one thing they shared, and now that is gone. KANE blames Snitsky. Let’s see what Widro (insidepulse) and Matthew Michael (PulseMM) have to say.
insidepulse: is this a face turn?
PulseMM: oy I hope not. he should set Todd on fire. THAT’ll be a face turn.
insidepulse: what if the fans voted the fetus to face hhh at taboo tuesday
PulseMM: well, shawn michaels is an option, and the baby WAS shawn michaels.
insidepulse: it was a superkickin’ miscarriage out of lita’s vagina?
PulseMM: I can’t believe those thugs up in Syracuse did that to Lita’s fetus.
insidepulse: i can’t believe marty janetty superkicked the fetus through that glass window!
PulseMM: I hear bret’s still mad at the fetus.
SmackDown! Rebound
Benoit and Regal talking about how Benoit will win at Taboo Tuesday if he is voted in. Eugene comes in with a pair of shears, and wants to practice cutting hair. Eugene goes to lick the scissors, and Regal says ‘Don’t lick that, you’ll catch something.’ HAHA. Regal and Eugene then go to practice.
Commercials.
Earlier today, Gene Snitsky gives very sarcastic apology to KANE and Lita about losing the baby, but reminds us all that it isn’t his fault. He says that if KANE wants to confront him, he will be at RAW next week.
Gene Snitsky vs. Val Venis
Snitsky dominates. Val gets a small opening, goes for the Money Shot but misses. Snitsky back up, big boot to Val, then the Meltdown Slam. My feeling on Snitsky, is that he is just like Test, only even less interesting! Poor Val.
Winner — Snitsky
Commercials.
Flair comes out and says that he has a problem with people calling Orton a Legend Killer. He says if you become World Champion, he become great, but not good enough. Flair is shooting on Bret, Foley, Hogan, and HBK”¦best promo in a while. He says that he is not a Legend Killer, until Orton beats the greatest legend of them all, himself, the 16 Time World Champion. Orton comes out, and kisses a bit of ass. He says that he idolized Flair growing up, and that he learned everything he knows from being in Evolution. Which is sad to see what Flair is now. He says that this generation of wrestling fans will remember Ric Flair as HHH’s lapdog. HHH barks an order, and Flair does it. He knows that Flair just wants to snap, but he won’t, he will do whatever HHH wants. Orton tells Flair that real legends don’t take crap from anyone.
Commercials.
Slam of the Week: Christian and Tomko running in on Jericho/HBK last week.
Shawn Michaels & Chris Jericho vs. Tyson Tomko & Christian
4 Man Melee to start, Tomko and HBK start. Tomko dominates, but Jericho gets in. HBK and Jericho double team to send both Tomko and Christian to the outside.
Commercials.
We come back, and Tomko and Christian are dominating Jericho. Jericho counters a front face lock into a sunset flip for 2. Jericho goes for the hot tag, but Christian charges in and takes out HBK. Tomko tosses Jericho to the floor. The heels then go back and forth beating down Jericho. Jericho gets a running enzaguri on Tomko, and both men tag. HBK is on fire, taking out both heels. HBK nails Tomko with Chin Music, but Christian comes out of nowhere, rolls up HBK, using the ropes for leverage to make the pin.
Winners — Christian & Tomko
Batista with HHH. HHH is hyping up Batista, telling him that he needs Batista now more then ever. Batista says that he was been waiting for this for 2 years. Orton always says that he is the future of Evolution, when in fact it was all about Batista. Batista then questions Flair. HHH says that he is just being Ric Flair, and that everything will be fine.
Commercials.
In the ring, Regal and Eugene are going to go over the 3 stipulations for the Eugene vs. Bischoff match at Taboo Tuesday. One is a match were the Loser becomes the Winners servant, then the Loser wears a Dress, then a Hair vs. Hair match. Eugene then goes to shave and cut someone’s head, but Bischoff’s music hits and he comes out. He shuts down this exhibition, and says that Eugene isn’t going to be shaving anyone’s head, because he has his work cut out for him. Bischoff then kicks the guy that was getting his hair cut.
Commercials.
JR and King pimps the WWE Fantasy Game.
Trish, Molly and Gail come down for the Diva Initiation Party. They introduce Christy Hemme. Christy gets in the ring, and Trish says that they will let her speak in a moment, but Christy grabs the mic, and says thanks to all the fans, and that it is because of them that she is in the ring right now. Trish then says that someone else has something to say. Carmella is on the tron, and says that the only reason why Christy won, is because guys knew that they would never have a chance with her. Carmella then says that Christy robbed her of $250K, and that she will enjoy seeing Christy get her ass whipped. Trish then tells Christy that her Initiation will be a 3 on 1 bra & panties match. The bell rings, and the girls rip Christy’s clothes off, very quickly. The girls leave, and Christy stands up. She says that she is completely comfortable standing in the middle of the ring in her bra and panties.
Flair sitting down pondering. Batista asks if he is ready, and Flair says that he doesn’t answer HHH, and he doesn’t answer to him. He says that he will be out there when he is ready.
Commercials.
Batista vs. Randy Orton — No DQ
Orton must win to be on the ballot for Taboo Tuesday. Batista is dominating the match. He is ripping Orton apart on the outside. Back in the inside, Batista has Orton cornered, stomping away. Batista picks up Orton, but Orton starts pummeling away, only for Batista to nail a huge sidewalk slam. Batista shoves Orton off the ropes, but Orton nails a discuss punch. Batista charges Orton in the corner, but Orton dodges it, and nails a dropkick. HHH comes out, Batista hits the ropes, and Orton nails a powerslam for 2, when HHH steps in. Orton stays on fire, pounds away on both men. Orton nails Batista with a DDT, but gets drilled by HHH. HHH brings in a chair, but Flair comes out. Flair is visibly shaken up. He grabs the chair out of HHH’s hands. HHH looks worried, but Flair low blows Orton, then hits him with the chair. He then orders Batista to nail the Demon Bomb on Orton, and he does for the pin.
Winner — Batista
Evolution celebrates over Orton.
Show Over.
~PK
