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InsidePULSE’s WWE SmackDown! Report 09.30.04
Taped from Wichita, KS
Announcers are Tazz & Michael Cole
Report done *EXCLUSIVELY* for InsidePULSE by PK

In Memory of Big Boss Man

I hate the new intro.

Kurt Angle comes out to start the show. He said that in 1996, he promised to win Olympic Gold despite a broken neck. In 2000, he promised to win the WWE Title in his rookie year, and last week, he promised to deliver a classic SD moment. They then recap the new Team Angle taking out Eddie and Big Show, then shaving Big Show bald. He said that Big Show can get away with throwing almost anyone off a balcony, but not Kurt Angle. As soon as he hit the ground, and he leg snapped, he swore revenge. He humiliated Big Show like he never has before. He then says that at his side were two men that he is molding into the image of Kurt Angle, Luther Reigns and Mark Jindrak. Reigns and Jindrak come on out, with baggies of Big Show’s hair. GM Theodore R. Long comes on out. He says that Kurt knows that Big Show isn’t here, so that’s why he is talking trash. He says that last week, the score was settled, so facing in the ring will be the only way to get a clear cut winner. He then says that Jindrak and Reigns will be banned from ringside, and no one else can interfered, or they will be fired on the spot. Long then says on Sunday it will be the Gold Medal Tyrant vs. the Bald Angry Giant. For those wondering, no mention of the short lived Jindrak/Long relationship.

Luther Reigns and Mark Jindrak will face Eddie Guerrero and a mystery partner.

Commercials.

Dawn Marie comes out and joins Tazz and Cole. Dawn Maria has a scoop, and tells them that Miss Jackie and Charlie Haas are engaged. Haas, Rico and Jackie come out for a match, and Dawn Maria starts talking about having relations with Haas.

Rico & Charlie Haas (w/ Miss Jackie) vs. The Dudley Boyz
At the table, Dawn Marie keeps talking up Charlie. Dawn Maria is being very whorish, while in the ring, Rico plays his games with both Dudz. Dudz end up isolating Rico, and Rico gets the hot tag to Haas. Haas is on fire”¦but the real action is outside, with Dawn Marie claiming that she was ‘with’ Haas last night. Dawn Marie then tosses one of her shoes at Jackie, and they start cat fighting. Rico goes to help break it up, while Haas is stuck in the ring, and gets nailed with a 3D for the pin.
Winners — Dudley Boyz

Cena cuts a promo on Booker”¦his raps are getting SOOOOOOOO lame.

JBL vs. Hardcore Holly later tonight.

Heyman is screaming at Heidenreich, who is on top of the SD fist.

Commercials.

Heidenreich is going to read a poem to everyone in the crowd.

They then go to a pre-taped promo with UT and a hearse.

JBL is with Josh, JBL is wondering where Orlando Jordan is. Josh asks JBL’s reaction to UT’s promo. JBL says that he isn’t scared, because UT has beaten all the big names for the past 14 years, Warrior, Hogan, Hart, Savage, HHH, Austin, Rock”¦but he hasn’t beaten JBL. He has a plan that starts tonight, starting in his match with Hardcore Holly, where he will destroy the Hardcore King. Holly then runs in and takes out JBL.

Commercials.

Recap of Booker T breaking Paul London’s nose, then defeating him using the ropes.

Booker T vs. Paul London
Anyone else think that Spanky and London would’ve been a kick ass tag team? They then show WWE.com exclusive footage of the trainers resetting London’s nose. London shouts into the camera that Kidman would’ve quit if this happened to him. Booker is exposing London’s broken nose. Kidman comes out and stands on the stage. London with a huge dropkick, and he sees Kidman. London stales a bit, then goes for the 450 splash, but Booker rolls out of the way. Booker nails a scissors kick for the pin.
Winner — Booker T

Booker gets a chair, and goes to hit London, but Kidman comes down, and takes the chair away, and fends off Booker. Kidman then turns around, and drills London in the back. Kidman screams “You don’t get me, huh? Well maybe you get me now.”

Commercials.

Carlito Carribean Cool debuts next week.

JBL vs. Hardcore Holly
Back and forth match up, with both men scrapping. JBL with a big boot for 2. JBL sets Holly up for a Superplex, but Holly shoves him off, then nails the front bulldog off the top for 2. Holly then with a textbook dropkick for 2. JBL reverses an irish whip, and catches Holly for the Fallaway Slam. JBL calls for the big Powerbomb, but Holly reverses it, and nails the Alabama Slam. Both men are down, and they cut to”¦

Commercials.

During the break, JBL busted Holly’s head open on the steel steps, right in front of the ref”¦but no DQ. The Ref wants to call the match, with Holly out of it, but JBL shoves the ref off to the side, and the bell rings for the DQ.
Winner via DQ — Hardcore Holly

JLB continues to dismantle Holly. JBL then nails the Clothesline from Hell, then does the saluting of the urn pose to taunt UT. JBL on the mic, says that he fears no man. The lights go out, and Taker appears on the tron. UT says that it started with 4. Gangrel, and Viscera”¦and now Orlando. They then show Orlando on the UT ‘symbol.’ UT then says that now there is only one. He tells JBL to prepare for his last ride.

Commercials.

Nunzio (w/ Johnny The Bull) vs. Spike Dudley (w/ Dudley Boyz)
Non-Title Match Up. The Boss dominates the majority of the match, buy Nunzio fires up, and nails the Sicilian Slice. D’Von gets on the apron, distracting the ref. Nunzio hits the ropes, and Bubba trips him up, and Spike rolls him up for 2, but Nunzio reverses it and scores the pin.
Winner — Nunzio

Commercials.

RAW Rebound

  • Flair and Orton’s confrontation.
  • Bischoff gives the 4 choices as HHH’s opponent at Taboo Tuesday, but Orton has to beat Batista to get his spot.
  • Batista wins, with Evo help.

    Pre-taped promo by Big Show. He is bald”¦maybe it will be hard to tell him from Angle at the PPV. He said that he will keep his head shaved, to remind him of his humiliation, and that he will destroy Angle at the PPV.

    Commercials.

    They show some casting tapes for Tough Enough.

    Luther Reigns & Mark Jindrak vs. Eddie Guerrero & RVD
    RVD takes out Jindrak right away, and Eddie goes after Luther, goes for the Three Amigos right away. Luther blocks the 2nd, and drops Eddie face first. Eddie in the corner, puts his elbow up, catching Luther in the mouth. RVD tagged in, takes out Luther with a huge roundhouse, then the 5* for 2 when Jindrak breaks it up. Team Angle regroups on the floor, and the cut to”¦

    Commercials.

    We come back and Jindrak is all over RVD. RVD tossed to the corner, but hops on the 2nd rope, and nails a Crossbody for 2. RVD then tags in Eddie, who hits the Hilo, followed by RVD’s Rolling Thunder. RVD goes for another Rolling Thunder, but Luther lowers the bridge, and RVD hits the floor. Reigns is tagged in. Luther locks a bear hug on RVD, and RVD tries to drum punch out, but Reigns hits a big spinebuster for 2. RVD fights back, nails a leg lariat, and tags in Eddie. Eddie is on fire, and nails a combo arm drag/leg scissors on both men. Eddie then nails the Three Amigos on Jindrak. Eddie then nails a Frog Splash for 2, when Reigns breaks it up. Reigns then hits his ‘Roll The Dice,’ and Jindrak, the legal man, makes the pinfall.
    Winners — Team Angle

    No Mercy Card

  • Undertaker vs. JBL — Last Ride — WWE Championship
  • The Big Show vs. Kurt Angle
  • Billy Kidman vs. Paul London
  • John Cena vs. Booker T — WWE US Championship
  • Kenzo Suzuki & Rene Dupree vs. RVD & Mysterio — WWE Tag Team Championship
  • Eddie Guerrero vs. Luther Reigns

    Show Over.

    ~PK

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