TNA Victory Road PPV
Live from Orlando
Annoucers are Don West & Mike Tenay
Report by Widro and PK
An awesome video package to begin and the new era begins on a high note.
West and Tenay welcome us, and go over the card.
Shane Douglas waiting outside JJ’s limo, and he gets some last comments. JJ says that he got off the phone with Scott Hall, and he assured him that Kevin Nash will NOT be there.
X-Division Gauntlet for the Gold
Kazerian & Sonjay Dutt start off. Puma is the next in, he is from New Japan, and only 19 years old, but a pro for 14 years. He racks the eyes of Sonjay, then nails a Michanoku Driver. Kazerian and Puma then try to eliminate Dutt. LA Park, the chairman, is the next and he hits the ring with the chair, and clears out the ring. The next guy is an Jarrell Clark, and he comes in attacking Dutt. Next is Miyamoto, then Michael Shane, who comes in and he, along with Kazerian eliminate Puma and then Clark, then Miyamoto. Next is the Captain of Team Mexico, Hector Garza, and he, along with Parka team up on Shane and Kazerian. Nosawa comes in, he is a gay version of Tajiri, according to Matthew Michael. Nothing really happens for the next minute, then Mickey Batts comes and goes after Kazerian. Alex Shelley is next. Shelley goes after Dutt, and Dutt skins the cat, but Shelley dropkicks Dutt out, as LA Park is eliminated by, it looks like Kazerian and Shane. Matt Sydeal, comes in and does a cool standing moonsault on Shelley, and Shelley rolls out of the ring, and is on the floor, but not eliminated. Sonny Siaki is next, and he goes wild on Sydeal, then eliminates Miyamoto. Garza then eliminates Batts. Jason Cross comes in, and targets Siaki. Sydeal misses a Moonsault on Siaki. Shark Boy is next, who goes after Shane. Shelley is playing possum, and he hops up, and eliminates Sydeal. Pyschosis is next. D-Ray then comes in. Shark Boy & D-Ray team up, and does a battering ram type move, but Siaki eliminates both of them. Amazing Red is next, who is my pick to win this. Shelley is eliminated by Garza. Red targets Shane, as Pyschosis and Cross go at it. Spanky is next, and he targets his former training partner Michael Shane. The last contender is Chris Sabin. Spanky and Sabin double team, and eliminate Siaki. Spanky gets on Shane’s shoulders, and he guides Shane over the top rope! All the men get towards the one turnbuckle, and the “Tower of Doom” SUPPPPPPPERPLEX. Garza and Pyschosis go at it, and Pyschosis then eliminates Cross, and then eliminated Kazerian. Spanky goes for the Sliced Bread #2, but is tossed over the top. Kazerian goes for a moonsault, but Sabin hops up, and nails a release German SUPPPPPPPPPERPLEX on Garza. Garza then tosses Sabin over the top rope. Now it’s a regular match between Garza and Kazerian. Kazerian with a springboard leg drop for 2. Garza fights back, and hits his textbook moonsault for 2! Garza off the ropes, he then back body drops Kazerian on the apron, but Kazerian fights back, and nails a leaping DDT back in the ring for 2. Garza back up, lays out Kazerian and goes for the corkscrew, but misses! Kazerian goes back towards Garza, but Garza rolls him up for the win!
Winner — Hector Garza
Garza with the interviewer, and they start talking Spanish, and I can’t understand what they are staying.
Campaign ad for Dusty Rhodes. Scott Hudson says that it’s neck and neck in Georgia between Rhodes and Russo. And, there is a server shutdown in Stamford, Ct. HAHA. Dallas, Kash and The Naturals come in for an interview, and Kash says that he is the captain of the team.
The Naturals, Kid Kash, & Dallas vs. Erik Watts, Pat Kenney, Johnny B. Badd, & The Truth
Badd is wrestling Stevens, and Watts is tagged in, Douglas is in, but cowers to Watts, and tags in Dallas. Dallas takes out Watts, and tags in Kash, but Kash gets a big boot from Watts. A melee ensues, as all 8 men get in the ring. Badd nails a Frankenstiner on Douglas, and Truth comes in and nails the Pedigree (I don’t know what he calls it), on Douglas for the pin.
Winners — Badd/Watts/Kenney/Truth
Minis Match
Piratita Morgan vs. Mascarita Sagrada
Back and forth match. We’ll be honest, the pizza is here. Sagrada gets the win with a La Magistral cradle roll up.
Winner: Sagrada
Scott Hudson interviews BG James and Konnan backstage with Ron Killings and they have catchphrases for us.
And we are INTERUPTED by some kinda familiar music, and look it’s Scott Hall. After a long delay, he hits us with a HEY YO. He is also very fat. He is wearing a sweat suit and a shirt that says “The Monster”. He says it’s a party, but Kevin Nash will not be here tonight. He cuts a decent promo about the main event.
NWA World Tag Team Titles
Team Canada (c) w/Scott D’amore vs. 3LiveKru
Konnan and BG James for 3LK cut promos. Bobby Roode and Eric Young for Team Canada. James starts out with Roode. Back and forth, Young is in and in control. Beatdown by Team Canada on BG James. D’Amore distracts the ref and they use the flagpole, but BG James ducks and Team Canada collides with the pole. James gets the hot tag to Konnan. Konnan clears house, gets the Tequila Sunrise on Young but Roode breaks it up. Roode with a spinebuster on BG James. Konnan holds Roode’s foot on the way to his lariat finisher, James takes control and goes for a pumphandle. D’Amore comes up, Killings runs in and clears out D’Amore, but Roode gets James with the lariat from behind! Goes for that move on Konnan, who ducks, gets the K-Factor as James holds Young out of the ring. Konnan gets the pin and the 3LK get the titles.
Winners and NEW champs: 3LK
Raven cuts a promo from his 24 hour solitude.
Russo campaign ad.
Piper’s Pit is next. He’s guest is a man who but the X in the X-Division years ago. Superfly Snuka! Wait, didn’t they do this on SmackDown last year, with O’Haire and Rikishi involved? Piper says that Snuka is in a league of his own, and Piper says that no one could take a coconut shot like did. Piper says that everyone has to pay the Piper these days, including him. Piper then pulls a coconut out of his jacket, and wants Snuka to hit him with coconut. Snuka won’t do it. Kid Kash comes in, and starts ripping apart Snuka. Kash tells Snuka that he was good in the day, but he wouldn’t be able to carry his jock strap. Kash goes to attack Snuka, but Snuka fights back with a chop! Kazerian & Shane come in, and help beat down Snuka. Sonjay Dutt comes in, and drop kicks Kash over Piper’s back. Piper takes out Kazerian and Shane, but Kash then takes the coconut and drills Dutt! Shane and Kazerian seem disappointed at Kash, as Dutt is really selling the coconut slap.
Recap of Trinity wanting a match for tonight.
Trinity and the NYC claim that no one is here for Trinity to face, so they start celebrating”¦but Jacqueline comes in!
Trinity (w/ Gilberti & Swinger) vs. Jacqueline
Jackie, ironically, goes after Gilberti! HAHA. Jackie dominates the whole match, but the NYC gets involved, and Trinity nails her moonsault for the pin!
Winner — Trinity
Raven vs. Monty Brown vs. Abyss — Monster’s Ball
All 3 have been in solitary confinement for the past 24 hours, and they can’t stand the lights. Abyss and Raven already started fighting, as Brown is coming out. Monty sets up a table and Abyss comes up and tosses Monty into a ringpost. Abyss then goes after Raven, who is now in the crowd, and hits him a few times with trash can. They show a guy dressed in all black up in the rafters, they call him the mouthpiece of Abyss. Raven and Brown try to double team Abyss, but Abyss hits a double clothesline. Raven gets and clears the ring, then nails a drop toe hold on Abyss, who’s head hits off the chair. Raven tries for Brown, but Brown gets the chair, and tosses it in Raven’s face, then Abyss’s face. Brown nails Raven with an Overhead Slam, and then goes for The Pounce, but Raven moves, and Brown nails the ref. Abyss charges Brown, and Brown gets him up and nails a running powerslam. Brown is distracted by Raven, and Abyss nails the Black Hole Slam. Abyss gets a bag of thumbtacks, and pours it out. Abyss puts Brown on the top, and goes for a SUPERPLEX, but Brown fights him off, and Raven comes in, and POWER BOMB’S ABYSS INTO THE TACKS!!! Raven sets up a table in the corner, and then knocks Abyss off the apron, through the first table Brown set up. As Raven turns around, Brown nails The Pounce through the table in the corner!
Winner — Raven
Douglas still wants to interview whoever is in the limo, assuming that it’s Nash.
Recap of the Fan Fest.
Scott D’Amore and Petey Williams talk to Scot Hudson. D’Amore guarantees victory and says he will leave TNA if AJ wins. Petey looks intense but worried.
X Division Title
Petey Williams (c) vs. AJ Styles
Back and forth stuff to start. Williams puts AJ on the tree of woe and Petey steps on his crotch. Styles with a backdrop to the apron, then Styles with a cool kick to the face of Pete on the apron. Brawling in the ring and Styles pounds on Petey. Styles belly to back folds Petey in half. Styles with a springboard clothesline from the floor for 2. Petey signals for the Canadian Destroyer, goes for it, Styles floats through and sets up Williams, and does a spine buster throw to the former. Styles sets up for the clash, another but Petey wraps around with a sunset flip type move, then Styles rolls it through for a pin. But D’Amore distracts the ref and the three count isn’t counter. Petey has the hockey stick, but the ref stops him, and while he removes the stick, D’Amore gives Petey the title belt and Williams hits Styles with the title belt. Ref back in, count for 2. Styles goes for a superplex, D’Amore gets involved, Williams tosses Styles off. Williams drops down from the middle rope and hits the Canadian Destroyer for the pin.
Winner and STILL champ: Williams
Hall watches on as Jarrett prepares for tonight’s world title match.
Recap of Triple X and AMW.
Triple X vs. America’s Most Wanted — Last Man Standing
Storm and Elix start off, and it looks like this will be. They go for the Death Penalty quickly, and Daniels sacrifices himself, and gets a 5 count. Elix steps up, and XXX goes back and forth on Harris. Daniels put Harris up for a suplex, and Elix nails a crossbody for 2. Storm in, takes out Daniels with a tilt-a-whirl leg scissors, and goes after Elix. Storm goes to superkick Elix, but Daniels cuts him down. XXX nails a Powerbomb/Neckbreaker for the 3 count, but they only get a 7 count on the LMS rules. Daniels comes in, and nails a Storm in the knee with a chair, and gets the 3 count, then the 10 count, and Storm in eliminated. Harris is in, nails a spear, then a 2 count on the Fallen Angel. Harris with a 2nd rope leg drop for the 3 count, and then Daniels stays down for the 10 count. Harris and Elix start going at it, and Elix goes for the Play of the Day, but Harris reverses it, and botches a powerbomb. Harris’s back goes out on him, and Elix tries the POD again, but Harris just collapses. Elix gets a chair, but Harris gets up, and nails the Catatonic on chair, gets the 3 count, then the 10 count for the end!
Winners — AMW
Daniels comes out, and attacks Harris. Storm comes back out, but XXX takes him down too. They handcuff Storm and Harris together, and Daniels gets some chair shots on AMW.
Hudson with JJ, and JJ has only one thing on his mind, that he will climb the ladder and keep the title.
Tenay announces that Dusty Rhodes is the new Director of Authority. Widro thinks that this is like a real election, it was down to a Giant Douche (Rhodes) & a Turd Sandwich (Russo). Rhodes comes down, and says that on the next PPV, on December 5th, AMW will face XXX in a cage match. He then says that the bar has to be raised, and that the bar will be raised as of now. There is a guy in the front row with a sign that says ‘Sign Everyone (Except A-Train!)’ HAHA.
NWA World Title
Jeff Jarrett (c) w/Scott Hall vs. Jeff Hardy w/Kevin Nash
Hardy out first, brings the ladder from the entrance way. No Hall or Nash to start tonight. They tussle to start, then Hardy whips JJ into the ladder. And again. They go back and forth over a horizontal ladder. Hardy puts JJ in between the ladder and slams the top onto JJ. Hardy painted much of his face and arms green to look weird, and the green is getting all over Jarrett. Hardy continues to use the ladder as a nutcracker on the body of JJ. He puts the ladder upside down and puts Jarrett on the ladder and squeezes it together. Then Hardy kicks Jarrett in the head for good measure. Hardy sets up the ladder and climbs up, but Jarrett is up and stops Hardy. Hardy pommels the top of the ladder from the top of a corner onto Jarrett but he moves and Hardy eats canvas. Jarrett slams a ladder into Hardy’s leg. Jarrett on the offensive using ladders. Dueling “Let’s go Jarrett” and “Let’s Go Hardy” chants. Jarrett rams the ladder into Hardy’s head and he and the ref fall into a heap on the floor. Jarettt climbs the ropes, and almost gets the title, but Hardy knocks him off from the top corner. Hardy fights back, and body slams JJ on the ladder. Hardy goes to the top, and nails the Swanton! Hardy goes to climb the ladder, but Hall charges in, and nails the Razor’s Edge on Hardy! Security runs in, and kicks Hall to the outside. Hardy sets the ladders up, one on the bottom open, the other closed on the top. JJ is in the corner, and Jeff leaps over him, then catapults the ladder to the JJ’s face! They both go to the top of the ladder, and Hardy nails a facebuster off the top. Hardy gets up, but Hall pulls Hardy to the floor, and beats him down. JJ goes for the belt, but Hardy gets back in, and shoves the ladder down, crotching JJ on the top rope. Hardy then goes up the ladder, but JJ shoves it down, and Hardy falls on Hall. JJ comes over, and Hardy drills him, and then gets back in the ring, and leaps over the top on both of them. Hardy gets another ladder from under the ring, and it’s huge, as West calls it a “Super Ladder”. They both climb the “Super Ladder” on the floor, and they fall over, and the ladder falls on Hall. They get back in the ring, and they both set up ladders, and Hardy flips over the ladder and botches a powerbomb. Hardy gets on the ladder again, and Hall comes in. Hardy nails a ToF on Hall, then the Swanton. JJ takes a chair, and nails Hardy in the back. Nash’s music hits, and he comes out with 2 guitars. He gives one to Hall, and they both hit Hardy with the guitars in the back, and then JJ drills Hardy in the head with his guitar, and takes down the belt.
Winner — Jeff Jarrett
Nash on the mic. Nash says that Hardy was green with envy when he was standing next to Big Sexy in the urinal. Nash then says that if anyone in the back has something to say, bring it. AJ comes out, then 3LK, but Outsiders and JJ destroy them. The limo outside finally opens up, and someone in a trenchcoat comes out”¦music hits, and it’s Savage”¦and they go off the air.
