WWE Smackdown for November 11th, 2004. Taped from Corpus Christi, Texas
Report by Brad Jennette, EXCLUSIVELY for www.insidepulse.
We have the 7 tough enough finalists in the ring for the TORRIE WILSON SEX TEST. They are all decked out in their best pimp gear. Al gets on the stick and offers Chris the chance to quit, due to his broken rib. He refuses to quit so Snow announces that Nick Mitchell was cut. Torrie comes out in her best “bang me” gear and taunts a couple of the guys, then announces that they will have to make out with a Diva to prove their lover-ness. Torrie then calls Dawn Marie to the ring in HER best “bang me” gear. Torrie then tells the boys that they have to kiss Mae Young….
Bleh.
This segment just totally just went to shit and I have offically turned the channel off.
Sorry. I just don’t love seeing old bitches with no shame in skimpy clothes.
RVD/Eddy vs Luther/Jindrak is later, as well as Angle/Show.
Commercial break.
Backstage, Rey Mysterio is looking around for Chavo and he stops at his lockerroom door. He hears Chavo telling someone he is not going to change his mind. Chavo and Rey discuss it and Chavo just says he was catching up to an old friend.
Spike Dudley & Billy Kidman vs Chavo Guerrero & Rey Mysterio
Spike sneaks attacks Chavo from behind to start but Chavo comes back with a clothesline and a scoop slam. Chavo hits an armdrag and turns it into an armbar. He allows Spike to tag but Kidman wants no part of it. Rey tags in and the faces his a double backelbow. Rey follows it with a legdrop for 2. Spike comes back and hard whips Rey into the buckle. Kidman comes in, but Rey comes back with a headscissors and Chavo tags in. Chavo clotheslines Spike who entered illegally, so Kidman dropkicks him in the face. Spike stays in and dumps Chavo to the floor. Chavo comes back in but Kidman works him over for a bit. Chavo comes back and take Kidman out then suplex’s Spike on top of Kidman. Rey tags back in and he takes both heels down with a springboard body press. Rey drops Spike after a victory roll with a dropkick to the teeth. Chavo dumps Kidman and hits a drop toehold on Spike. Rey hits the 619 for the 1-2-3!
Winners – Rey and Chavo
Orlando Jordan is walking backstage and he catches up to Josh Matthews. He tells Josh that he and JBL both respect him now. Orlando offers a handshake and Josh blows him off. Orlando grabs him hand and Josh pulls away. Orlando BACKHANDS JOSH LIKE A LITTLE BITCH and follows it up with a slap across the face. Orlando then tells Josh, “you like that don’t ya” and walks off.
Commercial break.
Backstage, Booker T is in Teddy Long’s office with Bitch Mathews in tow. Bitch Mathews has a bloody nose from that slapfest he just took from Orlando Jordan. Teddy grants BitchMat a match against Orlando with Booker T in his corner, and it’s NEXT.
Another place in the arena, RVD is helping Big Show stretch his arms out. Show asks Eddy and RVD if they are ready for Jindrak and Luther tonight. Eddy seems concerned about the fact they are still 1 member short for their team. RVD and Show tell him not to worry, that the guy he called will come through.
Raw Rebound.
Orlando Jordan vs Bitch Mathews
Orlando and YOUR WWE champion, John Bradshaw Layfield come to the ring in the longhorn limo as we go to a commercial break.
Commercial break.
Orlando taunts Josh to start so Josh jumps on him! Only it has no effect and Orlando sits him on the top rope and pats his head. Josh tries a flying crossbody but Orlando catches him and tries a slam. Josh slips out and dropkicks Orlando in the back. Josh then rolls him up for 2 and follows it up with a quick Oklahoma roll for 2. Josh bails behind Book for protection, but gets tripped up by JBL back in the ring. Orlando begins the beatdown and locks Josh in a chinlock. Outside the ring, JBL tosses his hat at Booker so Booker sidekicks him! JBL climbs onto the apron, so Booker rolls into the ring and pushes the referee into JBL on the apron. Josh then lowblows Orlando right into a scissors kick by Booker T! Booker drapes Josh across Orlando as the referee comes to. Josh gets the 1-2-3!
Winner – Josh “no longer the bitch” Mathews
Commercial break.
Rob Van Dam & Eddy Guererro vs The Honor Society
Carlito (not moving his left arm at all) and Jesus come to the ring to do color commentary. Jindrak and RVD start if off and they have some back and forth action. Jindrak misses a charge and RVD hits the split-legged moonsault. Jindrak comes back with a cheapshot and Luther tags in and powers RVD around some. Luther tries a whip but RVD counters with a kick and a spinning legdrop. RVD tags in Eddy who hits the slingshot senton. RVD hits rolling thunder before he leaves the ring. Eddy tries the three amigos but Jindrak breaks it up. Luther hits a suplex into a facebuster as we go to a commercial break.
Commercial break.
DURING THE BREAK, Carlito spit his apple in Michael Cole’s face. In the ring, the heels are working over Eddy in the corner. Jindrak goes to the chinlock but Eddy fights out and tags RVD. RVD hits a spinkick on Jindrak and follows it up with a monkeyflip. Carlito gets up from the table and distracts RVD which allows Jindrak to hit a dropkick. Jindrak gets a 2 count and the heels work him over with stomps, forearms shots and elbow drops. Jindrak tags in Luther and they work over RVD in the corner some more. Carlito says that he in fact, made Angle’s survior series team, cool. Luther tries a powerslam but RVD counters with a reverse DDT and he makes the tag to Eddy. Eddy cleans house as RVD gets a second wind. Eddy hits the three amigos as RVD clears Jindrak out with rolling thunder. Carlito comes to the apron, but RVD knocks him off. RVD tries a plancha onto Carlito, but Carlito moves out of the way. Jesus and Eddy stare each other down outside the ring and Eddy tosses him a chair! Eddy pretends to be knocked out on the announce table! Nick Patrick ejects Carlito and Jesus from ringside as Eddy rolls back into the ring and tries a rollup on Luther that gets 2. Eddy then double DDT’s Luther and Jindrak and the faces follow it up with stereo frog splashes for the 1-2-3!
Winners – Team Eddy
Post match, Eddy gets on the mic and says that JOHN CENA is the 4th member of Eddy’s team much to the chagrin of Carlito Caribbean Cool!
Commercial break.
Backstage, Carlito and Jesus display their chagrin about John Cena being Eddy’s last team member to Teddy Long. Long basically tells him to suck it up. That’s cool, playa.
Recap of the opening abomination also known as the first segment. Personally, I want Puder to win.
Backstage, JBL is here. Tazz and Cole are interviewing the champ from the announcer table. JBL talks about how he had to leave Texas to become a champion and Booker T didn’t realize that. JBL says the only reason Booker T was the WCW champion is because JBL was not there. JBL says if he loses the WWE title to Booker T at Survior Series, he will never return to Smackdown. This was a very very good heel promo by JBL.
YOUR main event, Angle-Show, still to come.
Commercial break.
The recap Heidenreich taking Charlie Haas and Miss Jackie last week. Heyman comes out and calls Michael Cole a 2nd rate JR! This offends Tazz and he slowly takes off his headset, glasses, and jacket! Tazz makes his way up the steps, when the lights go out! When they come back on, UNDERTAKER is standing in front of Heidenreich. Heidenreich talks shit to Taker for about a minute and starts to try an attack, but Heyman pulls him back! Heidenreich shouts ‘THREE DAYS’ as Heyman pulls him backstage.
Commercial break.
The Big Show vs Kurt Angle
Angle comes out with Luther, Jindrak, Carlito Caribbean Cool, and Jesus. Angle and the rest of his team surround the ring, looking to overrun Show with numbers. Show looks ready to fight them all off when Eddy and RVD show up to even up the odds somewhat. The mainevent…. is next.
Commercial break.
Angle attacks Big Show from behind but he gets shoved to the mat. Luther distracts Big Show and Angle grabs a waistlock, but Show butts out. Show slaps Angle in the chest once and then quiets the crowd to slap him again. Jindrak distracts Show so Show gives chase to him. Angle tries to jump on Show from the apron but he gets caught and Show slams him back first into the ringpost. Show then steps on Angle’s back and then slaps Angle in the chest again. Show chokes Angle on the ropes, but Angle drop toeholds Show into the turnbuckle. Angle jumps on Show’s back and grabs a rear naked choke/sleeper that slowly sends Show to one knee. Show powers up and drives Angle into the turnbuckle as Jindrak gets in the ring. Eddy takes Jindrak outside and RVD does the same with Luther, but Carlito takes them both out with John Cena’a steel chain to the back of the head. Angle gets the ankle lock but Show escapes and headbutts Angle down. Show hits a legdrop after some Hogan poses! Show calls for the chokeslam and grabs Angle by the throat. Jindrak and Luther run in and chop block Show at the same time. Jindrak and Luther both grab stereo armbars and Angle grabs the ankle lock and adds the heel hook for good measure. The heels stand tall as the show ends!
Winner by DQ – The Big Show
End of Show.
