Live from Hotlanta
Announcers are Tazz & Cole
Report done *EXCLUSIVELY* for InsidePULSE by PK
Whoa! Akio pinned Chavo on HeAT?!?
Video intro, based around the Fatal 4-Way.
RVD & Rey Mysterio (c) vs. Rene Dupree & Kenzo Susuki (w/ Hiroko & FiFi) – WWE Tag Team Titles
RVD and Kenzo mat wrestle a bit, but Kenzo then starts booting away on RVD’s gut. RVD off the ropes, flips over Kenzo’s back, hits a spinning heel kick, tags in Mysterio, and they hit the 4-20. Kenzo gets to Dupree, and Mysterio runs circles around him for a bit, until Dupree hits a big boot. Mysterio off the ropes, nails the head scissors, and Dupree is set up for the 619. Mysterio hits the ropes, but Kenzo grabs him, only for Mysterio to sunset flip, and go for a Powerbomb to the floor. Kenzo holds on the ropes, but RVD comes off the top with a thrust kick, and Kenzo hits the floor. Dupree comes over the help, but he gets taken out, and RVD puts him on the wall, and nails the spinning leg drop off the wall. Back in the ring, RVD hits the ropes, and Kenzo grabs RVD’s legs, and Dupree nails a huge clothesline. Kenzo tagged in, stomps away in the corner on RVD. RVD finally gets the hot tag to Mysterio, and when Mysterio goes for a head scissors on Dupree, Kenzo grabs Mysterio’s head, and drops him over the top rope, while Hiroko has the ref distracted. Torrie comes out, and runs off Hiroko, as Kenzo nails a giant knee drop for 2. Kenzo and Dupree take turns beating down on Mysterio. After about 5 minutes, Mysterio finally gets the tag, and RVD is hot. He sets up Dupree for a the Rolling Thunder, and Mysterio nails a slingshot leg drop at the same time…I think Cole called it the Chalupa Roll. Both men get set for a 619, and get hit. RVD sends Kenzo to the floor, Mysterio with a plancha on him, as RVD nails the 5* on Dupree to retain!
Winners and STILL Champions – RVD & REY
Puder talks trash on The Miz…I think I like The Miz better.
Angle gets in the ring, and said that before he, Jindrak and Reigns defeats Big Show, he will treat us fans to a special Hometown Hero Challenge. Santa Claus will be his challenger. Angle says that he doesn’t like Santa, because his daughter doesn’t care when he comes home to see her, she just wants to write to Santa Claus.
Kurt Angle vs. Santa Claus
Angle with a hip toss, then the Olympic Slam, then the Ankle Lock.
Winner – Angle
Miz talks trash on Puder.
Highlights of the Million Dollar Tough Enough.
GM Long comes out, and hypes up Tough Enough. The crowd doesn’t care.
Daniel Puder vs. Mike The Miz – Dixie Dog Fight
Round 1: Miz charges at Puder, and mauls him. Nothing big, but a lot of aggressiveness on account of Miz.
Round 2: Miz is a bit slower, and Puder clocks him in the back of the head. That would a be a DQ in a legit fight.
Round 3: Miz comes out a bit quicker then in the last round, but Puder hits a few punches at the end of the round.
Long gets in the ring, and says that the winner will be chosen by the fans. The fans, make louder noise for Puder, although Miz was the stronger fighter.
Winner – Puder
Booker and Eddie are talking back and forth over who will win. Eddie says that he will take out JBL, if Booker takes care of UT. HAHA.
The Bashem Brothers vs. Hardcore Holly & Charlie Haas
Crowd is already chanting ‘BORING, BORING.’ That’s about right. Charlie gets beat up on bad, and Dawn Marie comes out. Jackie comes out, and Charlie is in the middle of them, and Holly gets pinned.
Winners – Bashems
Holly yells at Haas.
The fabled West Side Story commercial for the Royal Rumble!!!! FUCKING AWESOME.
Recap of Cena/Cool.
John Cena (c) vs. Jesus (w/ Carlito) – WWE US Title – Street Fight
Cena comes out, with a personalized belt, the front is a turntable…and it’s totally gay. They attack each other, and CCC pulls out a kendo stick, and Jesus cracks Cena in the ribs, and it seems as this wakes up Cena. Cena then intercepts the kendo stick, and he drills Jesus over the head with it! Cena then whacks him a few more times, and breaks the stick. They fight around, into the crowd and such, and finally gets back in the ring to end this debacle, as Cena hits Jesus over the head with a trash can lid, then a street sign, then nails the FU. Jesus got just about ZERO offense.
Winner and STILL Champ – Cena
Back stage, Jackie tells Charlie that she will make it up to him tonight from all this drama. They then make out, and Charlie makes sure Jackie doesn’t wear the engagement ring down to the ring.
Dawn Marie vs. Miss Jackie – Charlie Haas the Special Guest Ref
Rolling back and forth, Dawn eventually rolls up Jackie, and pulls the tights to get the pin.
Winner – Dawn Marie
Jackie can’t believe Charlie did that, and Charlie then admits that he was having an affair with Dawn, and that the engagement is off. Charlie then takes out the engagement ring and gets on his knee towards Dawn, and says “Dawn….I have one question for you…why are you such a big slut?” HAHA. “I wouldn’t marry either of you!” And he walks out.
Big Show walks back stage, and Joy stops him, smooches him and wishes him luck.
Big Show vs. Team Angle – Handicap Match
Most of the match, Team Angle is going back and forth beating down Show. Show up, double clothesline on Reigns and Jindrak, and kicks the steel steps Angle was getting. Show then tosses Reigns and Angle out of the ring…and NAILS A F-5 ON JINDRAK!! Whoa!
Winner – Big Show
Funaki, Smackdown #1 Announcer, will interview….Funaki, #1 Contender. Funaki tells Funaki that he has a nice shirt, then Funaki asks Funaki if he thinks he can beat Spike.
Spike Dudley (c) vs. Funaki – WWE Cruiserweight Title
Funaki with some quick moves, and roll ups for a few close 2 counts. Spike and Funaki fight up the turnbuckle, and Spike knocks Funaki off, and hit hits gut first on the floor. Back in the ring, Spike puts an abdominal stretch on, and Funaki fights out, and gets Spike in the Tree of Woe, and gets up on the turnbuckle, and stomps on Spike’s chest! Funaki then rolls up Spike for 2. Spike goes for a Tornado DDT, but Spike reverses it. Spike is taking his time with Funaki, and Funaki pops up, and rolls in on Spike, and gets the 3 count!
Winner – Funaki
Video Package about the Title Match.
The Cabinet is wishing JBL luck, but it seems more depressing then anything, as it seems like they all think JBL will lose, even JBL. Amy says that she will be his image consultant no matter what. JBL thanks Orlando for being with him since the beginning, and starts to walk out. Orlando runs up to him, and says ‘JBL, you got this one, man’. In all seriousness, this almost makes me feel sorry for JBL.
JBL (c) vs. Booker T vs. Eddie Guerrero vs. The Undertaker – WWE Championship
As soon as the bell rings, JBL rolls out of the ring. UT takes down both Eddie and Booker, and JBL sneaks in to get a 2 count on Booker. All 3 now triple team on JBL, and UT goes for a pin, and now Booker and Eddie double team on UT. Booker and UT are on the outside, and JBL comes up from behind on Eddie. JBL with a floatover suplex for 2. Booker back in, and they double team JBL. Booker with a sidewalk slam, then Eddie with the Helo back in ring. Eddie hits Booker, they go nose to nose, and JBL rolls up Booker for 2. UT back in, takes out Booker and Eddie, then goes to work on JBL. All 4 men go to the outside, and UT tosses Booker over the wall. UT comes back at JBL, but JBL smacks his head off the ringsteps. JBL clears off the announce table, and goes to Powerbomb UT though it, but UT back body drops JBL on the floor. Back in the ring, UT takes on both Booker and Eddie. UT with old school on Booker, and Eddie comes up to interrupt it, but UT comes off the top rope with a boot, then goes up and does Old School finally on Booker T. UT then works on Eddie, drapes Eddie over the apron, then hits the apron leg drop, but JBL comes around and drills UT with a Clothesline From Hell on the outside, then whips Booker into the ringsteps. JBL then starts to choke out Booker with wrist tape. Eddie takes out a ladder, and cracks UT in the head with it. Booker fights out, superkicks all around, then the scissors kick on Eddie for a long 2. On the floor, Booker with another superkick on UT, then JBL from behind, grabs Booker, then powerbombs him through the announce, but its botched, so JBL elbow drops Booker though the table. UT then grabs JBL, and gives him a Last Ride though the other announce table! Eddie is in the ring, playing possum, but it doesn’t work, and UT nails a choke slam, then goes for a Last Ride, but Eddie had the title belt, and hits UT. Eddie then hits 2 Frog Splashes in succession, but only gets a 2 count. Eddie with a mule kick, then a Frog Splash off the top of the ladder on UT!!! JBL pulls the ref out at the 2 count! Eddie cracks UT with the ladder, and sends him to the outside, then the 3 Amigos on JBL, but Booker breaks it up. Booker with the Scissors Kick on JBL, for 2, when UT breaks it up. UT works on Eddie big whip to the corner, snake eyes, big boot, leg drop, 2 count. UT with a choke slam on Booker, then Eddie, and JBL. UT then goes for a Tombstone on JBL, but Heidenreich comes out and takes out UT, with the Bossman Slam. JBL goes for the pin on both Booker and Eddie and gets 2 counts. UT up, stares down at JBL, but Heidenreich grabs UT, and locks on the Cobra Clutch on UT, and JBL nails the Clothesline From Hell on Booker for the pinfall.
Winner and STILL Champion — JBL
Show Over.
~PK
