Live from Puerto Rico
Announcers are JR & The King
Report done *EXCLUSIVELY* for InsidePULSE by PK
Intro video highlighting the Elimination Chamber. JR and King welcome us and put over the Elimination Chamber.
Eugene & William Regal (c) vs. Christian & Tyson Tomko – World Tag Team Titles
Eugene comes down wearing a yellow shirt and bandana that say ‘Eugenemania’ on it…ala Hogan. Regal and Christian start. Christian backs Regal to the turnbuckle, and shoulders him I the gut. Christian off the ropes, back body drop by Regal, Regal then brings Christian to the corner, and Eugene is tagged in. Eugene gives Christian a wedgie, then does some Hogan poses. Eugene then takes down Christian, and does some JYD taunting, and Christian gets to Tomko, who then muscles down Eugene. Christian back in, and Eugene ducks him, slides outside, and starts playing to the fans. Tomko and Christian try to corner Eugene, but he goes under the ring. Christian and Tomko try to meet him on the other side, but Eugene comes back out the same side, and rolls up Christian for 2. Tomko then jumps Eugene and they start double teaming. Tomko pounds down on Eugene, but he Hulks up, then back body drops Tomko, and gets Regal in. Regal is on fire, runs roughshot on both. He pulls Christian in the ring, but Tomko then jumps him, and tags in Christian. Christian with a rough sleeper on Regal, and it looks like Regal’s nose is bleeding. Tomko back in, and he is beating down Regal. Regal is fighting towards Eugene, but Christian goes around and pulls Eugene off the apron, as Regal escapes Tomko, but Eugene was on the floor. There is double teaming now on Regal. Regal finally gets to Eugene, who cleans house. Christian comes off the 2nd rope, but right into Eugene’s fist, then Eugene dropkicks Tomko, but he lands awkward on his knee, and it looks like it is twisted. Tomko and Christian send Regal to the outside, and Christian follows, however Eugene comes from behind Tomko and rolls him up for the pin.
Winners and Still Champs -Eugene & Regal
Christy walking around the beach in a little bikini.
Christian and Tomko run into Edge backstage. Edge tells Christian that he has a good idea, but Christian doesn’t trust him due to their last encounter, and he tells Tomko to kick his ass. Edge says that it revolves around Christian getting a shot at the World Title. Christian then tells Tomko to back off, and they follow Edge.
Recap of the Trish/Lita feud.
Lita (c) vs. Trish Stratus – Woman’s Title
They go back and forth, and Trish falls to the outside. Lita runs off the apron, and does a Lou Theiz on Trish, but she looks like she injured her knee. Back in the ring, Trish focuses on knee, then hits the Chick Kick. It looks like her injury is legit, as they ended the match extremely early.
Winner and New Champion – Trish Stratus
Jericho warming up backstage.
Maria walking around on the beach in the bikini.
Edge in Bischoff’s office, and he wants out of the Elimination Chamber, and wants Christian to take his place, because he thinks HBK will screw him, so why should he put all that effort into a losing battle. Bischoff says that he won’t change the match. Edge then storms out, and runs into HBK. HBK says that he will call it down the middle, but if someone puts their hands on him, he will be forced to retaliate.
JR says that Eugene has a dislocated kneecap.
Shelton Benjamin (c) vs. Maven – Intercontinental Title
The crowd is all over Maven. He gets on the mic, and says that he doesn’t know what they are saying. He then says that in order for him to concentrate, and win the IC title, he will need them to be quite. Haha. Crowd is still all over him. He says that he can’t deal with this tension, and he will face Maven in the United States. HAHA. Maven then walks up the aisle, and the ref starts counting, but he runs back in before the 10 count, and tries to swing at Shelton, who ducks it, and rolls up Maven for the pin!
Winner and Still Champ – Shelton Benjamin
Maven gets on the mic, and demands a rematch, saying that one didn’t count. Shelton thinks Maven doesn’t deserve it, and Maven says “I guess we now have 2 woman’s champs” Shelton runs back in, and they restart the match. Maven goes for a clothesline, and Shelton ducks again, then nails the T-Bone for the pin. HAHAHAHA.
Winner and Still Champ – Shelton Benjamin
Christy getting oiled up on the beach.
Benoit warming up.
Recap of King/Hassan.
New Guy Todd with Hassan & Daivari. They said that the footage they showed was bias, and it didn’t show JR and King disrespecting them. Hassan said that he thought he would be understood in Puerto Rico, because they are also considered second class citizens of the US. However, they was detained in the airport for 3 hours, their hotel reservation disappeared, and Daivari’s wallet was stolen from a restaurant.
Jerry “The King” Lawler (w/ JR) vs. Muhammad Hassan (w/ Daivari)
No announcer, as JR is at ringside with King. Hassan works on King most of the match, locking on Camel Clutch a few times. King fights back, and hits few stiff punches, and one KO’s Hassan. King then hits the 2nd rope fist drop, then a very stiff DDT for 2. Daivari then interferes, and JR helps King, but King then turns around into a Flatliner type move, which looks like it will be cool, when a old retarded f*ck is not taking it. This match was brutal, because there was no commentary.
Winner – Hassan
New Guy Todd with Batista. Big Dave thinks he has the best chance to win. Orton comes in and asks Batista a question. He asks if Dave will go after the title or protect HHH. Batista tells Orton not to worry what he will do the HHH, and worry about what he will do to him when they face off. Dave then says that if he has a chance to become World Champ, he will take it.
WM Recall: HBK defeating Bret Hart in the IronMan Match.
Coach joins JR at the table.
Recap of Snitsky/KANE
KANE vs. Gene Snitsky
They start brawling to begin the match. KANE with a body slam, then drops a few legs. Snitsky fights back, and slams into KANE in the corner, then exposes the concrete floor by pulling the mats. KANE then joins Snitsky on the outside, and back body drops Snitsky on the floor. Snitsky in the ring, but the gets on KANE, and locks on a bear hug. KANE with a drum punch to Snitsky, but Snitsky nails a body slam. KANE sits up, but Snitsky boots him down. KANE sits up again, but Snitsky boots him down again. Snitsky puts KANE on the outside, and sends him to the steps. Snitsky charges with a chair, but KANE puts up his boot. Back in the ring, KANE slugs away on Snitsky in the corner, then hits a top rope clothesline. Both back up, and KANE goes for a choke slam, then Snitsky goes for a choke slam, KANE pulls Snitsky off the choke slam, but Snitsky bites down on KANE’s ear. KANE fights back, then grabs Snitsky and nails a Tombstone for the pin.
Winner – KANE
Back to poolside. Hurricane, Conway, Rosey, and Venis all have a diva on their back, and they chicken fight. Rosey and Christy win.
OK, it’s time once again for PK’s trivia. This one is going to be hard. Who is my favorite wrestler? First one to IM me at baDDassPK will win a free WWE Ruthless Aggression action figure from my own personal collection.
SyxxtyNyn has won, and correctly guessed Billy Gunn.
Recap of the World Title situation.
Triple H vs. Randy Orton vs. Edge vs. Chris Benoit vs. Batista vs. Chris Jericho – World Title – Elimination Chamber
Edge, HHH, Orton and Batista get locked up in the chambers, as Jericho and Benoit will start. They go back and forth. Benoit tries to lock on the sharpshooter, but Jericho turns it into the Walls, but Benoit reverses it back, then tries a Crossface. Jericho is on the top rope, but Benoit goes up, and nails a SUPERPLEX. The countdown begins, and HHH is the first out of the cage. HHH attacks both Jericho and Benoit, sending both out of the ring, on the steel floor. HHH goes after Benoit, and sends him face first into the chains. Back in the ring, HHH goes for a Pedigree, but Jericho breaks it up, but then HHH sets Jericho up for a Pedigree, but Jericho back body drops HHH on the steel. Jericho and Benoit go at it some more, and Edge is released. Edge sends everyone into corners, and spears them all. Jericho and HHH on the outside, and Edge goes out and slingshots HHH into the chains. Edge in the ring, and nails a top rope shoulderblock on Benoit for 2. HHH and Jericho fight on the outside, then make their way in the ring, and HHH gives Jericho a Pedigree. Jericho rolls out of the ring, and Orton is allowed in. Orton goes right after HHH, and takes the fight to the chains. Back in the ring, Jericho tries to get to Orton, but Orton nails an RKO. Benoit up, goes after Orton, but Benoit takes Orton down in the Crossface. HHH is taunting Orton, the Benoit lets go, and locks a Sharpshooter on HHH. Orton then RKO’s Benoit out of the Sharpshooter. Edge lines up to spear Orton, but Orton dodges it, and Edge goes into HBK. HBK then superkicks Edge, and Jericho scores the pinfall. Benoit then hits the Trifecta of Germans on HHH, then climbs to the top of one of the chambers and nails the headbutt!!! Jericho comes in and locks on the Walls, and Benoit locks on the Crossface at the same time!! The countdown begins, and Batista is released before HHH can tap out. Batista then runs all over the other 3. Batista then tosses Benoit into the camera man, and the camera man goes down. Jericho then bulldogs HHH on the steel. Batista with a spinebuster on Benoit, then he powerbombs Jericho on Benoit, and pins Benoit. Batista then gives Jericho a Demon Bomb, and pins Jericho. HHH and Batista then start to beatdown Orton. Orton fights back, goes for the RKO on HHH, but HHH shoves him off, right into Batista, who sets up for a Demon Bomb, but Orton fell to his knees, and crotches him, then hits the RKO for the pin on Batista! HHH comes over, sends Orton to the outside. Orton fights back, and sends HHH into the chains, and back in the ring, where he hits a RKO. When he goes for the pin, Batista, who is still in the chamber, is being held back by HBK. The door is open, so Flair runs in, and distracts HBK, so Batista can run in, and drills Orton with a clothesline. The other refs pull Batista and Flair out, and HHH gets up, and drags Orton up to nail the Pedigree to win.
Winner and New Champion – HHH
Evolution celebrates in the ring.
Show Over.
~PK
