[SPOILERS] Heat Spoilers & Dark Matches

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US Bank Arena was nearly full this time around. The very top section, which is about 10 rows, was tarped off out of the view of the camera, but everything else was almost full. Much better turn out than the last show.

DARK/HEAT MATCHES

Chris Masters over Mike Taylor (dark).

Maven over Val Venis.

Hurricane & Rosey over The Heartbreakers.
*The Heartbreakers were Rico-like characters that like to dry hump the air…literally.

I missed Molly Holly beating Victoria.

Chris Benoit over Steven Richards.

After RAW went off the air, our special main event was Orton & HBK over HHH & Flair. VERY entertaining match. HHH & HBK did a comedy bit to start. There was some kid in the front row with HHH that was posing like Hogan used to and HHH heeled on him. He pointed at the kid and he acted like he would bite his finger. Then HHH grabbed a chair and acted like he would hit him. HBK then came over and carried him around the ring and then HHH chased them. To start the match, though, EVERYONE in the arena got to see Ric Flair’s bare ass (not a pretty sight by ANY means), and almost more, unfortunately. Flair did the fall forward thing which everyone liked. HHH later did this thing where Orton hit him or something and he kind of stood there for a whole minute leaning back like he would fall. Mike Chioda’s face was priceless here. H shook his head like he ‘came out of it’ and then he did a Flair-falling-forward thing. Finally, towards the end of the match, H & Flair got their heads banged together and they did the Flair-falling-forward thing in unison. Pretty good show!!!!!

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