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Tag Titles- The Bashams (c) vs Eddy Guerrero & Rey Mysterio

Eddy and Danny start. Eddy with some mat basics and tags to Rey. Rey uses his quickness, but gets caught in the Basham corner. Rey gets away and Eddy is back in. Doug out and Danny in and Danny takes over with a straight jacket choke. Doug back in and works over Eddy with punches and a powerslam. Doug whiffs on a move and Rey is back in. Rey gets caught by a switch up by the Bashams and Danny takes over with a full nelson, followed by a reverse bearhug. More double teaming on Rey. Doug goes for a suplerplex, but Mysterio counters and hits a moonsault. Rey is unable to capitolize and the Bashams hit a doible team X-factor/inverted Rydenbomb. Rey isn’t down for long though and tags Eddy. Eddy and Rey take over. Eddy goes to cheat, but Rey stops him. Edyy goes up for a frog splash, but Doug moves and Eddy rolls through. It gets wild with many attempts to cheat, but Eddy gets hold of a belt after Rey tosses it in, nails Doug. 1-2-3. New champs.
Winners- Eddy & Rey Rey

Carlito comes in to Teddy Long’s office. CCC tells Long his job may be in jeapordy.

The Divas are introduced for the rookie contest. Voting is now open (there’s voting on this?).

Booker T vs Heidenriech

Heidenriech starts off with a poem and then Booker is out. JH takes over early with a clothesline. Booker counters with a kick. On the outside now and Booker slams JH’s head off of the steps. Back in and Boker hits a kick for 2. Heidenriech comes back with punches and a clothesline. JH on Booker with a wristlock and biting. Booker gets out, but JH is back to the wristlock. Booker is back out and hits a spinebuster. Spinaroonie and Booker goes for the scissor kick. It misses and JH goes to hit Booker, but falls to the outside. Suddenly Heidenriech pulls out a chair and nails Booker in the throat. DQ. Heidenriech then acts all *ahem* “crazy”.
Winner- Booker T

Cruiserweight title- Funaki (c) vs Paul London vs Akio vs Spike Dudley vs Shannon Moore vs Chavo Guererro
Gauntlet rules. London and Funaki to start off. Funaki is quickly eliminated after Spike interferes. Spike is in next, but Funaki hits him with a superkick and London makes the pin. Spike is gone. Moore is in next and is soon pinned by a London 450 splash. Akio in and he’s all over London. In the corner and Akio pulls out a figure-four neck lock. Back in and Akio goes for a superplex. London counters with a top rope neckbreaker and the ref starts the 10 count. London is up at 9, but continues to count Akio out (wtf?). Akio is eliminated. Chavo in now and goes for a quick pin on London. London kicks out repeatedly. London takes over and pulls out a dragon suplex! Only 2 though. London goes for a roll up, but Chavo rolls through and grabs the ropes. Ref doesn’t see it and Chavo steals the Cruiserweight title.
Winner- Chavo Guererro

Batista’s appearance on Smackdown is covered.

More of the Divas stuff.

Interview with JBL.

Luther Reigns vs The Undertaker
Jindrack is thrown out before the match even begins. UT then makes a very drawn out entrance. Very drawn out. UT unloads with punches to start. Old school, followed by Hassan’s WMD (TM Scott Keith). Reigns removes a turnbuckle cover while UT is preoccupied with the ref. Back and forth now until UT whips Reigns into the exposed turnbuckle. UT with a legdrop on the ring apron. Reigns now begs off and then nails a lowblow. Luther sends ‘taker into the exposed turnbuckle head first. Luther takes over with brawling and suplex. Elbow for two, followed by a single leg crab. UT fights out with punches and kicks, followed by a clothesline for 2. Taker whips Luther into the ropes, but Luther counters with a spear. Reigns goes for his neckbreaker finisher (Chris Daniels Last Rights), but is out. Vintage UT followed by a chokeslam. Tombstone attempt is countered though, with an inverted DDT. Reigns again goes for his finish, but waits too long and UT nails a DDT. Tombstone follows and you know the rest.
Winner- The Undertaker

Yet more divas stuff. Joy wins the competition.

WrestleMania 21 Main Event shot- Kurt Angle vs John Cena
Angle starts by grounding Cena.Cena up, but Kurt puts him down with a belly to belly. Angle back to the mat work. Cena sends Angle outside with a clothesline and he goes absolutely nuts, sending Angle into the announce table. Back inside and a Cena suplex gets him two. Cena goes for the FU, but Angle is wise and takes a powder. Angle back in and Cena takes it right to him. Angle counters an irish whip and hits a german suplex into the turnbuckle! Angle takes over with repeated pin attempts. Angle goes back to the mat with a combinatin body scissors/crossface. Cena attempts a comeback, but is quickly stopped by the rolling Germans. Two count broken up by the ropes. Cena makes a comeback with some brawling and a spinebuster. Angle somehow pulls outs a German, but is stopped from going for more with a Blue Thunder. Cena again goes for the FU, but Angle rolls into a sunset flip. Angle slam is countered with a DDT and another FU try gets stopped by an ankle lock. Cena quickly escapes and send Kurt outside. Angle gets caught coming back in with a guilotine leg drop and Cena is ready to hit the FU. FU hits, but only grabs 2!. Cena thinks he has won it and Angle takes out his knee. Angle goes crazy on the knee and then hits and Angle slam to boot. And it’s time for another ankle lock. Angle drops down into a heel hook in an attempt to stop Cena from reaching the ropes, but Cena makes them anyway. Ref is bumped trying to get Angle to break the hold. Angle goes for Cena’s chain while the fans chant for HBK. Cena is up and hits the FU! 1-2-3! Cena is going to WrestleMania!
Winner- John Cena

Cage match is next.

WWE Title- Barbed-wire Steel Cage match- JBL (c) vs The Big Show
Much brawling to start and Show is busted open early on thanks to the cage. Show takes over and pulls out a powerbomb, first nailing JBL’s skull into the cage before driving him down. JBL now wears the crimson mask. Show is just pounding the hell out of JBL. The Bashams and Orlando Jordan run down and attemtp to cut a hole in the cage. A small one is started before Teddy Long comes down and tells them to get to steppin’. Jordan however has left the boltcutters behind. JBL grabs them up and nails Show in the head. Show is still standing and Bradshaw hits the ropes and blasts Big Show with a Clothesline From Hell. JBL is shocked as it only gets two. Show is back up and he’s pissed. He grabs JBL and hits the chokeslam, but only for 2! Show calls JBL a son of a bitch and goes for another chokeslam, that JBL stops with a lowblow. JBL grabs the boltcutters again and climbs the cage so he can cut the barbed-wire in an attempt to escape. Show is up though and stops him. Show climbs up the ropes and is now up there with JBL. Big Show grabs JBL and chokeslams him from the tope rope sending him though the ring! JBL looks dead. Show climbs down and rips the chain off of the door. He climbs out and the bell rings. However, JBL is announced the winner. It seams that JBL crawled through the hole in the ring to the outside while the cameras focused on Show.
Winner- JBL

Show is pissed and goes after JBL as the cage raises. He begins pounding on him, but the Bashams and OJ are back and put the beatdown on Show. Batista’s music then hits and he comes in and destroys everyone in his way. Spinebusters for all and a DAVE!bomb for one of the Bashams. Meanwhile, JBL is crawling away and out comes Cena. Cena grabs JBL and nails hit repeatedly and drags him to a stage. He then picks up JBL and gives him a standing spinebuster through a stage! He poses and he and Batista stare down as Cena’s music hits.

End show.