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We start in the RDS studios with Marc Blondin and Michel Letourneur as they discuss anything but TNA. Finally, they ended it by saying that Dusty made a huge announcement last week that every match will be in a cage. Also, you can e-mail a question for a wrestler to RDS and they may be asked to a TNA wrestler in person.

Lance Hoyt, Kid Kash & Michael Shane vs Apolo, Sonny Siaki & Chris Sabin: Shane & Sabin start it off. After a minute of stalling and a slap, Shane quickly tags Kash and Hoyt isn’t happy about it. Back & forth between Kash and Chris, which ends with a dropkick to Kash. Tag to Siaki. Double hiptoss to Kash and Shane. Rake by Kash and tag to Shane. Siaki with a dropkick and a powerslam for deux. Kash hits Saiki from behind, Siaki fights back and Hoyt hits Siaki with a clothesline. Tag to Hoyt. A few punches and a sideslam gets 2.

Commercials

HOYT misses a moonsault when we return! Tag to Kash, tag to Apolo. Apolo is punching everyone. Sabin gets himself and Shane out of the ring. Powerbomb on Kash is stopped by Hoyt. Apolo has Kash on top, but Hoyt catches him for a powerbomb. Kash hits a frogspash (each your heart out, Eddy) for trrrrrrrrrois.

The lawyer is with Chris Candido, who is in a wheel chair. If Nash shows up, security will stop him.

Team Canada (w. Damore) vs BG James & The Truth: Al Ralphz and Williams start the attack before James finishes his intro. 3 Live Crew come back with cool double team moves. Ralphz and Killings are legal. Ron with right hands, whip, reverse, flying headscissors by Killings. Ron with a ten-count punch, but it is stopped by Williams with neck snapped on the rope. A clothesline by Al and a tag to Petey. Dropkick to the back of the head gets deux. Tag to Al, more beatings. Also by D’Amore. Spinebuster gets 2. Killings is in the tree of woe and Williams goes on his crotch to sing the National Anthom. Tag to Williams. Powerbomb coming, no, punches to Petey. Whip, reverse, duck, flying forearm by Ron. Tag to Ralphz, tag to James (the announcers think the tag was made to Killings). James is a house of fire! Killings with a spinkick to Ralphz gets James the trrrrrrrrrois.

Commercials

Independent wrestling is talked about.

Christopher Daniels vs Mikey Batts: Back & forth by both with armdrags, dropkicks, etc. Daniels has the advantage with a right hand. Tilta world by Chris. Resthold. Mikey fights out of it, but Daniels with a takedown. We see Elix Skipper commentating with Dusty” book on the table. Then, for some reason, we get shots of the audience. Back to the match, the beating continues. Batts comes back with a dropkick and a cover for 2. The referee gets knocked out and Batts gets some kind of stunner. A cover is made and Elix does the count. Batts’ hand is raised, but Daniels attacks both, puts Batts in the butterfly DDT and gets the real 3 count.

Backstage, 3 Live Crew have a chat. Konnan wants to have the following match on his own.

Eric Young (w. Damore) vs Konnan: Konnan throws Young out. Eric drags Konnan out. Distracted by D’Amore, Young hits Konnan from behind. D’Amore with a right and Konnan gets back in. Konnan gets beat on for a while. Young misses a whatever from the top. Konnan comes back with a rolling clothesline. They trade a bunch of covers. Konnan finishes him off with the Alabama Jam and the powerbomb for trois.

Commercials

Jeff Jarrett arrives at the announcer’s table to commentate. He throws Dusty’s book away and replaces it with the belt. Nice. Kevin Nash arrives, but security prevents him.

Monty Brown & Outlaw vs DDP & 6-Pac: Outlaw and DDP start it off. They trade arm wringers and DDP almost gets a Diamond Cutter. Back & forth gets DDP a clothesline. Tag to Pac. Elbow by Outlaw and tag to Monty. Monty throws Pac to the outside.

Commercials

When we return, Monty hits DDP from behind and Outlaw gets a neckbreaker. Tag to Brown. After a long betaing, DDP comes with a shoulderblock and head between the legs of Monty Brown. Tag to Outlaw, tag to Waltman. Two spinkicks by Pac. Dropkick and X-Factor, but Brown stops the count. Diamond Cutter on Brown. Fameasser on DDP. Bronco Buster on Outlaw. With the ref distracted, Jeff Jarrett smashes a guitar on Pac. Outlaw covers Sean for trrrrrrrrois. DDP & JJ brawl all the way to back where Nash is there once again with security preventing him.

We end it in the RDS studios. More hype for Lockdown: all 8 matches in a cage.

A la prochaine!