Welcome my friends to Inside Pulse’s Live Coverage of TNA Impact! I am your host Jeremy Lambert and todays show marks the final episode before this Sunday’s PPV, Lockdown. Stay with me for updates.
-Highlights from last week. Hardy/AJ interview is shown with the Raven trash can shot to Hardy. Today, Hardy and AJ take on Raven and Abyss
-Now we head into the iMPACT! zone.
-Lex Lovett, Davin Young & Buck Quatermain vs 3 Live Kru: Konnan wants to speak on this and the crowd is gonna make BG James lose his mind. Killings gets no mic time. TNA is racist. Konnan and Loex start us off. Konnan takes his shoe off and throws it at Lex and Buck. Thats such a sweet move. Killings and Young tag in. Powerslam by Killings. Waz-Up by 3LK on Young. James is now the legal man. He knocks Buck and Lex off the apron but walks into a spine buster by Yooung. Buck tags in. Triple team in the corner by the heels and Lex tags in. Chinlock by Lex. Lex tags in Young. On the bottom line it still says Kash is in the Xscape match, haha. Dropkick by Young and he covers BG for 2. Buck tags in and BG puts him in a side head lock. Buck whips him into the ropes and they collide with each other. BG rolls up Buck for 2. Buck clotheslines BG down then tags in Lex. Lex and Buck try a double clothesline but BG ducks and hits them both with clothesline. BG tags in Killings and he hits everything that moves. Axe kick by Killings on Young for the win. And to show that TNA fans are better than WWE fans, half the crowd takes off one of their shoes
Winners – 3 Live Kru
-Now the Number 5 Moment in TNA Cage Match history
5. Chase Stevens moonsaults off the top of the cage
-Commercials
-Now the Number 4 Moment in TNA cage match history
4. Tower Of Doom Suplex – Turning Point 2004
-We go back to the iMPACT! Zone. They show a video package of Christopher Daniels and Elix Skipper. Highlights include: Daniels winning the X Title, Skippers cage walk, Daniels and Skipper talking backstage from a few weeks ago, and that’s really it
-Commercials
-Number 3 Moment in TNA cage match history
3. America’s Most Wanted Death Sentance off the top of the cage
-Back in the iMPACT! Zone, Dustin Rhodes joins us for commentary. Bobby Roode comes out and beats the hell outta Dustin with a chair. YES!!!!!!!!!!!! Bobby Roode for Prime Minister. AMW come out and scare off Roode. We waste 5 minutes trying to carry Dustin out of the arena
-America’s Most Wanted vs The Naturals: Candido comes out with the Naturals, he’s still selling his injury from two weeks ago. If only HHH and Undertaker could sell like this. AMW and Naturals fight on the outside. Both Naturals are thrown into the rail. AMW continue to slam The Naturals on the ramp, the table, and the railing. Shouldnt the match be a DQ by now? More and more brawling on the floor and we finally get this match into the ring, but of course as they enter the ring, we go to….
-Commercials
-We return with Steven choking Storm in the corner. Stevens tags in Douglas. Elbow drop by Douglas. Abdominal stretch on Storm. Storm reverses with a hip toss followed by a power slam. Harris tags in. Neckbreaker by Harris. Stevens tags in and goes to the top but Harris slams him off. Douglas jumps from the top but Harris catches him with a shot to the gut. Harris powerslams Stevens for 2. Superkick by Storm.Douglas pulls Storm to the outside. Harris goes for the Catatonic on Stevens but Candido decides he will be like HHH and Undertaker and no sell. Candido slides into the ring and hits Harris with the cast. Stevens covers Harris for the win. Candido goes back to selling the injury.
Winners – The Naturals
-Commercials
-The Number 2 Moment in TNA steel cage history
2. Jeff Hardy miss a Swanton Bomb off the top of the cage
-Lethal Lockdown history video package. Jarrett explains his rules and Dusty explains his rules. DDP attacks JJ after than interview. Nash beatdown. Nash being held back. JJ hits Waltman with the guitar. Brawl that ended last weeks show.
-Commercials
-Number 1 Moment in TNA Cage match history
1. Like you don’t know. Skippers Tight Rope Cage Walk Hurricanrana
-Raven & Abyss vs Jeff Hardy & AJ Styles: Raven and hardy start but Raven quickly tags in Abyss. Abyss goes for a clothesline but Hardy ducks and hits 2 clotheslines. Big boot by Abyss and he goes for a leg drop but misses.AJ tags in. Leg drop to the crotch by Hardy. Knee drop by AJ and he clotheslines Abyss to the outside. Raven tags in and it met with a dropkick followed by a spinning wheel kick. AJ forearms, punches, and chops Raven. Raven falls into the 619 position and AJ drops a slingshot leg drop. AJ goes for a springboard move but Abyss shakes the ropes. Abyss whips AJ into the rail and rolls AJ back in. Abyss tags in and throws AJ into the corner. Avalanche splash by Abyss. Raven tags in. Clothesline by Raven and he covers for 2. Raven goes for a suplex but AJ turns it into a small package for 2. Clothesline by Raven and he tags in Abyss. Abyss clubs AJ down. Abyss goes for a cover but only gets….
-Commercials
-We are back with Abyss having AJ in a headlock. AJ fights out and bounces off the ropes but Abyss just throws him into the air. Raven tags in. Raven boots rakes AJ in the corner then knocks Hardy off the apron. Tag to Abyss who boot chokes AJ in the corner. On the outside, Raven sets up a table against the railing. Abyss looks to Outsiders Edge, AJ through the table but AJ slips out and hits Abyss with an enzuguri. AJ looks to tag Hardy but hes still on the floor. Raven grabs AJs foot but AJ hits another enuguri. Hardy gets back on the apron and AJ makes the tag. Hardy hits everything that moves. Jaw breaker on Raven. AJ leaps off Hardys back onto Abyss but Abyss catches him and rams him into the ringpost. Abyss gets back in the ring and avalanche splashs Raven by accident. Hardy knocks Abyss to the outside and hits the twist of fate on Raven. Hardy covers but Abyss makes the save. Abyss hits the black hole slam on Hardy and covers but AJ makes the springboard save. AJ sets Abyss up for the Clash but Raven breaks that up. Abyss grabs the chain. Raven holds Hardy so Abyss can hit him but AJ pushes them out of the way and he gets hit with the chain.That causes a DQ. After the match Raven hits the evenflow DDT on Hardy. Abyss gets a chair and wedges it into the corner. AJ wanders into the corner of the chair and Abyss slaps the chair across AJs chest. Raven throws Hardy to the outside through the previously set up table. Abyss wraps the chain around AJ’s kneck. Abyss goes to the outside and pulls AJ into the wedged chair.
Winners – Jeff Hardy & AJ Styles
-The show ends with AJ being put on stretcher. Abyss goes to attack AJ who tries to fight Abyss off
That’s all for this week everyone, join me here at Inside Pulse next week for more Live Impact! Coverage. CyA
