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From WWE.com:

People are still buzzing about last week’s shocking RAW. WWE Champion John Cena moved to Monday nights as the first-overall pick in the Draft Lottery, and the likes of Tommy Dreamer, the Dudleys and The Sandman took the fight to Bischoff’s anti-ECW crusaders as the show went off the air.

Although it still hasn’t fully sunk in that “The Champ is here,” it’s already time to brace for RAW’s second selection. Which SmackDown! Superstar will be next, and what will the ripple effect be throughout WWE?

On Thursday, RAW lost “The Crippler” Chris Benoit to SmackDown! via the Draft Lottery. How will RAW’s newest acquisition fill that void? Tune in tonight to find out.

In addition to the second SmackDown!-to-RAW Draft Lottery selection, the main event will feature RAW’s newest champion — John Cena — in a tag-team match alongside Y2J against Christian & Tyson Tomko.

And none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin will be administering some Texas Rattlesnake-style justice in Stone Cold Court. He’ll be presiding over disgruntled Superstars Muhammad Hassan and Daivari. NOTE: Stone Cold has demanded that Stone Cold Court begin promptly at 9/8 CT tonight (on Spike TV).

Don’t miss what is sure to be another unforgettable RAW, as the eventful roster shakeup continues.


From The Warped and Twisted Mind of Dan Hevia:

We want you to believe people are buzzing about last weeks “shocking” episode of Raw…cmon…CENA! We are well aware that some PPV last night that was fairly well recieved, so we will be monitoring those chants you crazy kids! No chants about Lita’s herpes folks!

Also, we have the next pick in the draft! Will Eric Bischoff be on hand to announce it after the beating he took last night? Who will it be? If it were up to us, we’d send over Funaki just to bring you guys down to earth, lest you think we actually give a damn about you. HA!

We sent Benoit over to Smackdown to put over younger talent, so obviously Triple H will be on hand tonight to make sure that no young talent gets over on this show! Why didn’t he go to Smackdown? SIMPLE! He doesn’t want to work on Tuesdays!

John Cena will team with Lion…errr…Y2J to take on Captain Charisma and Tyson Tomko in the evenings main event. That’ll top that tag match from last night! HA! We’re better than ECW!

Also, Stone Cold Steve Austin will be on hand to hear Muhammed Hassan and Daivari’s complaints in Stone Cold Court! What evidence will they present? Will they sell alcohol to underage kids? Will they martyr themselves in the ring!?

Find out tonight on another unforgettable edition of Raw! We know you’re hung over from the weekend, but please check us out!