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RAW’s newest Superstar, Kurt Angle, refuses to take a backseat to anybody. To prove this, Angle has already agreed to face World Heavyweight Champion Batista in one-on-one action. Will Angle’s first RAW match since coming over in the Draft Lottery be a successful one? Has Batista bitten off more than he can chew before his huge Hell in a Cell Match with Triple H at Vengeance? Watch RAW to find out.
Also this Monday night on Spike TV, RAW announces its third pick in the Draft Lottery. Eric Bischoff has already acquired John Cena and Kurt Angle. Who’s next? Tune in to find out.
Just weeks after filing for divorce, Lita is heading to the alter again. This time, the fiery redhead will marry Edge. Be sure to tune in to RAW Monday night to see these two tie the knot. 
Also on RAW, meet the eight finalists in the 2005 $250,000 RAW Diva Search


From the twisted cranium of Dan Hevia:

The newest member of the Raw roster, Kurt Angle, will not take a backseat to anyone. But he will take your gutterslut of a wife into the back seat of his car and beat the hell out of her while having “bestiality” sex with her. Speaking of beasts, Kurt Angle will take on Batista on Raw. Will his first match be a success? Will Triple H interfere? Will Batista be weakened before Hell In A Cell this Sunday? You can say yes on all three counts, as that’s how we normally build the Hell In A Cell matches.

Raw will announce it’s third pick in the draft tonight. With John Cena and Kurt Angle already in the bag, it’s time for a crappy pick. Don’t get your hopes up, we never do…and we script the damn thing.

Since he had a gun and a reality show, we want to show Matt Hardy that he can truly go piss off. What better way than having another wedding on Raw? Every now and again Stephanie wants to see true love on her shows. This was her idea of true love. Then again so was Angle and Sharmell. Stephanie has great “people” skills.

And since you BEGGED for it. You PLEADED. WE HAVE IT! The 2005 “Earn more money wit’ dem big tatas” Diva Search is here. Bring your red bracelets, this is going to be Kabala good!