You Complete Bar Steward! 10.03.05
Well… I’m sad to say my 22nd Birthday has been and gone, and NOTHING crazy/interesting/exciting happened on my night out. Shame. I must be maturing in my old age.
TITS! BOOBIES! FARTS!
Or maybe not.
But hey, ho, you gotta roll with the punches, and this fortnights edition of YCBS! is pulling some hard hitting, old-school style ones! Up first, we’ve got a shooter by the name of the Cream Egg, which is rather f*cking lovely. Also, because I want to focus more on the old-school cocktails for a few weeks, I’ll be taking a look at the great tasting “Margarita”.
Slammer of the Fortnight – Cream Egg
Difficulty Rating: 1/5
Taste/s: Creamy
Ingredients
1/2 Advocaat
1/2 Tequila
Dash Grenadine
Equipment
A Spoon
1 x 50ml Shot Glass
Instructions
Slop all the ingredients into the shot glass, and down it. Easy. No f*cking about this fortnight folks!
A Pig goes into a bar…
… and orders ten drinks. He finishes them up and the bartender says, “Don’t you need to know where the bathroom is?” The pig says, “No, I go wee wee all the way home.”
Cocktail of the Fortnight – Margarita
Difficulty Rating: 1/5
Taste/s: Classical
Colour/s: Rusty
Ingredients
50ml Gold Tequila
50ml Cointreau
Lime Juice
Salt & Lemons
Equipment
2 x 50ml Measures’
Cocktail Shaker
Served In: V-Shaped Cocktail Glass
Instructions
1. Rub a slice of lemon around the rim of the glass, then dip in salt.
2. Pour Tequila, Cointreau and Lime Juice into Cocktail Shaker.
3. Strain into the Cocktail glass.
Variations
There’s shitloads of variations of the Margarita. To check some out, visit Cocktail.com, which has a load of different drinks.
A man walks into a bar…
… with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, “A beer please, and one for the road.”
Reading Material
Last Orders…
I’ve just come over all tired, so I’m going to bed. Nighty night drinkers!
If you have any questions, queries, comments or general feedback, just drop me an email. Also, if you’ve tried a cocktail or drink that you liked (say, for example, when you were out on the razz one night) but can’t remember exactly what’s in it, give me a shout and I’ll try to find out what it’s called and what the correct ingredients are.
And that’s the end of that for a fortnight. Until next time…
Cheers!
Danny Wallace.
Disclaimer: Any drinks you see on here are solely intended for your drinking pleasure. Danny Wallace, InsidePulse and any associated companies are in no way responsible for your actions once these drinks are consumed. If you “accidentally” go for brown instead of pink, and your lady friend dumps you because of it, don’t blame us.
