Am I the only one who finds it mildly ironic that Marvel Comics announced the end of last years “Marvel Next” line the same week they make a big deal about “The Ten Terrific”?
See, it’s this kind of inane marketing hackwork that led establishing my “Thou Shalt Not Purchase Any Marvel book not currently being written by JMS” rule. I’m sickened by how Marvel Editorial is unable to simply put new books out and let them find an audience. Unless something is part of some big gimmick movement, it might as well not exist. That’s why well-written, original series like New Thunderbolts and Runaways wither and die on the vine while crap like Young Avengers is hyped into oblivion.
So, really… how terrific IS “The Ten Terrific”? Let’s take a look at “TTT” in order and see, shall we?
1. Allan Heinberg
Who? Hold on… let me check Wikipedia.
Huh? Oh. THIS is the guy who writes Young Avengers.
See the above comments. NEXT!
2. David Hine
Haven’t read District X, but I did read Mutopia. And in the whole pointless, drawn-out mess that is House of M, that book was the most pointless mess of them all. NEXT!
3. Reggie Hudlin
If the CN message boards are any indication, I may stand alone on this. But I’ve actually enjoyed what works of his I have read. I’ve heard several people savage his command of Black Panther’s history so I’ll take their word for it. But his arc on “MK: Spider-Man”, while a bit heavy on the Superman parallels managed to actually surprise me with its’ twist ending. More, it was actually fun, which few comics manage to be these days.
4. Robert Kirkman
He’s good, but he’s a bit of a cheat. As I understand it, the whole point of this movement is to promote hot new writers and… Kirkman has been at this a while. Still, his Marvel Team Up has been one of the few decent books Marvel has published in the last year, so good on him getting some press.
5.Sean McKeever
It took an Eisner Award for him to finally get some attention, but he’s the only “New” talent who deserves to be on this list.
6.Greg Pak
If you need a book that is a shameless B-list sequel to a much better work, here is the man to write it. Most famous for “That Phoenix Mini-Series that spun out of Morrison’s X-Men” and an unnecessary sequel to Gaiman’s 1602, his best original work thus far has been the comic book adaptation of the Marvel Nemesis video game. And I say this only because his writing managed to capture the dull monotony of the game perfectly.
7.Roberto Sacasa
Why hasn’t this guy been sent back to Off-Off-Broadway yet? His MK: 4 book was abysmal, trying to force realism and real-world concerns onto a book that has always thrived on… the FANTASTIC! I stopped reading after he put forth the idea that Reed Richards couldn’t find work. Right. Like there’s NO American company unscrupulous enough to hire an alleged world-conquering despot if he can improve profits. His Nightcrawler series, while better, is merely readable.
8.Dan Slott
In a fair and just world, HE would be writing “Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man” or SOME Spider-Man title. Sadly, this is not a fair and just world, so we must content ourselves with the occasional GLX, She-Hulk and Thing series. Oh well…
9.Daniel Way
He was responsible for the Tsunmai Venom title. ‘Nuff said!
10.Joss Whedon
Again, a cheat. He’s been at this comic-writing gig a while now. And quite honestly, he needs the hype like a bird needs an airplane. He managed to create a readable X-Men title, so he deserves praise for that. Still, here’s hoping that someone decides to bring back “Firefly” and he goes to devote his energies to that instead of trying to run a flag up the Marvel mast.
In short, “The Ten Terrific” is anything but. Unlike last years “Young Guns”, there’s a little bit of talent here… but sadly, this is your typical Marvel announcement with JoeyQ at the helm. Sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Tune in next week. Same Matt time. Same Matt website.
