Smackdown and Velocity spoilers from Wilkes-Barre, PA, according to WrestlingObserver.com and Emerson Witner:
Sylvan pinned Tommy Suede after a TKO
The Dicks beat Fred Sampson & Scotty Charisma
Lashley pinned Supreme Lee Great
Mexicools beat FBI
Jamie Noble forced Scotty 2 Hotty to submit
JBL pinned Matt Hardy in a Falls Count Anywhere match. This match started 6 rows in front of me, and ended on JBL’s limo. After the match, The Boogeyman came out and grabbed Jillian Hall, before taking a handful of worms and shoving them down her panties
Mark Henry beat 3 jobbers in an elimination match. After the match Michael Cole interviewed Melina. I have no idea what she said because everyone was chanting slut at her.
In the back Randy Orton blamed Sharmell for the loss in Match 5.
Mr. Kennedy came out and announced that he will change the way SmackDown is announced. He then joined Cole & Tazz for the next match.
Kid Kash pinned Juventud with the Dead Level
Orlando Jordan once again petitoned Booker T to let him wrestle in the Best of 7 series. Sharmell and Booker ran him down. Orlando said he would remember that.
In Match 6 of the Best of 7 series, Chris Benoit defeated Randy Orton by DQ. Right after the bell sounded to start the match, Sharmell tripped Benoit with a crutch. Orton told the ref, and had Sharmell thrown out, while Booker remained for comentary. Later in the match, Orton was about to nail an RKO, when out of the crowd comes Orlando Jordan, who beat up Booker, and then nailed Benoit with a crutch, DQing Orton.
Si! mon Dean came out and said he’s ready for some competition. He challenged any tag team to a match. Out came London & Kendrick. Dean said the match was not against him, it was against his new team The Gyminizers! Out came The Shane Twins/The Johnsons, who beat the hell out of London & Kendrick. There was never a match.
Lashley does a promo in which he states that he will be in the Royal Rumble.
MNM beat Batista & Mysterio in a Cage Match. After about 10 minutes of back and forth action, Mark Henry comes down. After what seems like another 10 minutes Henry pulls off the cage door, and enters and attacks Batista and Mysterio. Mercury then pins Mysterio to win the match.
No clue if there was a dark match, because I left after the Cage match.