Welcome to tonights WWE SmackDown! report. Sorry for the lateness, I just got off of work…but TiVo is a great thing.
We start the show off with SmackDown! G.M. Teddy “T.Lo” Long announcing two of tonights matches as Benoit vs. Orton in match number six of the best of seven series. He also announces that tonights main event will be Batista and Rey Mysterio vs. MNM for the WWE Tag Team Titles inside a steel cage!
The first match of the night is Matt Hardy vs. “The Wrestling God” JBL in a falls count anywhere match. The match started in the crowd and went inside the barracades where Matt Hardy slams Bradshaw through the announce table. They fight in the ring for what seems like an eternity and took it out near the enterance way. Hardy set up a ladder and attempts to jump onto JBL who is laid out on the hood of his limo. But Jillan distracts Hardy while JBL levels him with a trash can. Hardy plummets off the ladder and onto the hood of the limo. JBL covers The Sensai of Mattitude for the three count. After the match red smoke started coming out of JBL’s limo and the Boogeyman appeared. He chased them into the crowd and caught Jillian and put worms inside her panties.
We are going to be filing this into the useless fueds catergory.
Randy Orton, Booker T and Sharmell are seen in the back talking and Orton is upset about last week with Sharmell. He tells the “Artist formally known as Nitro Girl Storm…and Paisley” to mind her own business and he will take care of it tonight. He garuntees Booker that he would give him the U.S Title on a silver platter.
Batista holds a press conference and says he admits Melina and he got intimate but he never harrassed her. (Damn right you didn’t…sorry) She never said no and never said to stop. He said he would never take advantage of a women. Mark Henry interupted Batista and asked him if there is something wrong in his head that he would do that to Melina. Henry said what if it was him that has sexually harrassing Batista which got a couple of laughs from the crowd. Batista tells Henry to basically name a time and a place.
Ken Kennedy (sorry let me do this right..ahem..KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY) comes out and announced with Tazz and Michael Cole.
Cruiserweight Championship Juventud vs Kid Kash. Juventud was in control most of the match until The K-I-D hit his Money Maker brainbuster to retain the WWE Cruiserweight Title.
Kristal interviewed Booker T and Sharmell and asked them if it was tough to be married working for WWE. Booker was interupted by Orlando Jordan. Jordan said he deserves some respect and Booker said he has to earn it like everyone else.Orlando walked off saying he’ll remember that.
I guess they’re giving Orlando another shot…I like him, but creative is all screwed up right now….TNA TNA TNA…sorry wrong show.
Best of 7 Series for the U.S Title
Randy and Chris fought a good match. Right as the match started Sharmell interfered and Orton made the ref throw her out. The crowd was very into this match especially Benoit. Many of the girls were screaming for Orton. Randy was setting up for the RKO when Orlando Jordan came out of the crowd and hit Benoit with Booker T’s crutch. Randy stayed in the ring and was stomping around in frustration.
Simon Dean called out 2 superstars for some competition. Paul London and Brian Kendrick came out and found out that it was a trap because they weren’t facing Simon Dean they were facing his new tag team called Gemini. 2 massive guys who are twins. They ended up destroying Kendrick and London.
Steel Cage Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship
The crowd blew the roof off the arena when Batista came out. Rey had a pretty good ovation from the crowd as well. Batista and Rey worked well as a team and were very close to winning when Mark Henry came out and ripped the chain off of the cage door. MNM held Batista as Mark Henry hit him a few times. Henry then ripped the cage door off the cage and sandwiched Batista between the door and the cage wall. Henry then smashed Rey with the door and MNM pinned him for the win.
Remember kids, NWA TNA wrestling can be seen Saturdays at 11 on Spike TV…damn it…I did it again..sorry
