WWE Byte This Report for January 4, 2006

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WWE Byte This from 1/4/06
Hosted by The Todd
Special Guests: Carlito Cool, Chris Masters, and Mister Kennedy…Kennedy

We begin with a look at last week and the hijinks that ensued with Simon Dean.

Smackdown’s lead angle with Batista and Melina and the stupid sexual harrasment accusation is recapped.

A caller asked about the TNA signing of Sting and what the McMahon Clan thought of it. Todd said thta Vince is the Raw GM and he’s not interested in what’s going on elsewhere.

If Vince ever wanted Sting, then he’d already own his ASS!

A caller asked Todd about the Women’s Gauntlet match at Sunday’s New Year’s Revolution PPV. Todd buries the TNA, but sure put over the T&A here.

So then they showed Stacy on Dancing with the Stars. I watched her part on the show Thursday night, just for the novelty of it, I think. I even called in a voted for her four times. She’s sort of lurking in the shadows right now. The mainstream, ABC audience is most likely unfamiliar with her, but given time and she’ll be the new darling of Entertianment Tonight. Incidentally, I also tuned in last night for the results of the voting and stacy and her ballroom dancing partner advanced to next week’s show. I’m really pulling for her to win this thing, because it would once again be a good crossover for the WWE into mainstream.

Quite possibly the next WWE Champion, Carlito joined Todd. Mr. Cool said he’s just going to be himself and that alone is what will garner him the gold at the PPV. Clips were shown of Carlito’s defeat of Cena for the US title back in ’04. A caller asked Carlito what his greatest strengh is, and he said it’s his ability to be Cool.

The Cool Guy said he went easy on Victoria a couple of weeks ago on Raw. Carlito is looking forward to beating Cena again and then he and Todd went to word association…

Chris Masters: Big Dumb Goof
Kurt Angle: A Big Olympic Hero
Kane: Big Dumb Red Machine
Rapper Boy: Terrible Champ
Shawn Michaels: Carlito thinks he’s HBGay

More commercials…I’m not going recap the same stuff over and over and over – hey’ you know who’s NOT going OVER at New Year’s Revolution? It’s Chris Masters.

And he’s the next guest. The Coolness of the whole show just dropped to WCW Live levels.

Just kidding, guys.

Masters said that Carlito looks like a 14 year old who’s going through puberty whenever he takes off a shirt. Masterpeice BBQ Sauce said he will sacrifice his body to win the Elimination Chamber match and walk away the new WWE Champion.

A caller asked Masters whose arms were bigger – his or Hulk Hogan’s? And, by the way WATCH TNA! Todd and Chris no sold the TNA comment.

Chris said that Triple H doesn’t have what it takes to stand in the same ring as him – and that Triple H on the way out of the business, while Masters is on his way up! A video of the various Masterlock Challenges played.

The Masterpiece put over that Viscera was the FATTEST motherf’er he’s ever seen and that he also fell to the Masterlock. It’s Chris’ 17th birthday on Sunday and he said his party will be to celebrate his winning the Chamber match.

Next week’s guest Misterrrrrrrr Kennedy…Kennedy came on live to plug his appearance. He was in Wal-Mart probably buying the new TNA DVDs. Kennedy said he’s been sitting at home and watching Byte This and next week he’ll be live and in the studio…studio.

A recap of the FIRST BLOOD match from Raw. Cena was stuck like pig!

More TNA talk after the break and as a caller told Todd how he likes him dodging the THA questions and then someone in the Chat toom said TNA sucks. That person’s not Cool.

TNA is competition. Competition is GOOD!

That was the show this week, the end of the FIRST show of the year. I’ll be back Tuesday with The Gospel of Wrestling – and until then you can BYTE me!