InsidePULSE’s WWE New Year’s Revolution Report

Ric Flair (c) vs. Edge (w/ Lita) – Intercontinental Title
Edge dominates the match-up to start. Cable goes out on me….we come back and it looks like they are in a 69…oh, wait it’s a Dragon Sleeper. Flair starts fighting back, Lita gets on apron, Flair taunts at her, Edge charges at Flair, and Flair back body drops Edge to floor. Flair brings Lita in the ring, and locks on the Figure Four. Edge makes his way back in the ring and drills Flair with his Money in the Bank case.
Winner via DQ – Flair

Edge opens up a cut on Flair’s cut, and Flair is bleeding all over the place.

New Guy Todd with Angle and Daivari.

Trish Stratus (c) vs. Mickie James – Woman’s Title
Tie-Ups back and forth. Mickie gets on the turnbuckle, and she tries a hurracanranna, but it is botched. Mickie hits the StratusFaction, but Trish kicks out. Trish goes for the StratusFaction, but Mickie flips through, tries a Chic Kick, but Trish ducks it and hits a Chic Kick herself for the pin.
Winner – Trish

Maria with…herself. Maria asks herself if she has what it takes take every other girl’s clothes off. Helms comes in and says that this is a waist of time, and then says that he will take care of The King tonight. In the backround, Shelton and his Mamma show up. She yells at him for not eating right.

Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler vs. Gregory Helms
Back and Forth to start. Helms hits the ropes, but King is in the middle of the ring and does the Hurricane pose. Helms gets pissed, and King tosses him over the top rope. Helms takes over and dominates the match. Helms drops King, and goes up to the top rope. King crotches him on the turnbuckle, and Helms goes to mat, King goes to the 2nd rope and nails the fist drop for the pin.
Winner – King

Shelton’s Mamma is looking for some food, she bends over, and Viscera comes in tries to tap that shit. Shelton’s Mamma is disrespected, and she runs off…I smell impromptu match.

Recap of Big Show/HHH feud.

Big Show vs. Triple H
HHH is scared of Show’s cast. Show chases HHH around the ring, and he goes to punch HHH, but HHH ducks and Show hits the ring post. HHH starts to tear apart Show’s cast, and HHH steps on his cast, and opens it up. HHH then keeps going after Show’s hand, ripping his figures apart. Show fights back, and Show goes for a Choke Slam, but he can’t lift HHH. Show goes to slap HHH, but HHH ducks it and Show hits the ref. HHH gets his sledgehammer from under the ring, and goes after Show. Show blocks it and breaks the hammer. Show then roughs up HHH on the outside. HHH fights back, and lays out Show over the ringsteps. HHH takes a chair and slams it over Show’s hand…on the steel steps. Back in the ring, Show goes for the Choke Slam again, but HHH hits Show with the top part of the sledgehammer, then he hits the Pedigree for the pin…when the ref comes to.
Winner – HHH

Carlito catches up with Masters. Carlito wants to team up with Masters, since they are the only 2 that haven’t been WWE Champion.

Shelton & his Mamma come out. Mamma calls out Viscera.

Shelton Benjamin (w/ his Mamma) vs. Viscera
Shelton’s Mamma hits Viscera with her purse, and Shelton hits the spinning enzaguri for the pin. This was awful.
Winner – Shelton

McMahon wishes HBK luck on being #1 in the Chamber. He then reminds us that no one has entered the Chamber first and won. HBK then reminded Vince that he was the first to enter the Royal Rumble 1st and win. Then he mentioned that he won the first Ladder match…and he won the first Hell in a Cell. So, he likes his chances.

Bra & Panties Gauntlet Match
Candace and Maria start. They each take off each others shirt. Maria gets Candace over the top rope, and takes off her pants. Torrie comes out next, and Maria quickly takes care her. Victoria is next, and she de-pants Marie. Moolah and Mae Young’s music hits, and Mae Young gets in the ring and does a striptease. Mae gets attacked by Victoria, but Mae and Moolah take off Victoria’s shirt. Ashley comes in next, but Victoria kicks her in the gut, and goes the Widow’s Peak, but Ashley slides through, and pulls off Victoria’s shorts for the win.
Winner – Ashley

Recap of Elimination Chamber.

John Cena (c) vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Kurt Angle (w/ Daivari) vs. Chris Masters vs. Carlito vs. Kane – WWE Title – Elimination Chamber Match
Cena and HBK start. The crowd is ALL OVER CENA. ‘Cena Sucks’ chants a plenty. Back and forth between Cena and HBK, Carlito is the next one in. He lays out Cena, and does a summersault senton on HBK, on the outside of the ring. Carlito is cleaning house. Carlito hits the ropes, but HBK and Cena with a double flapjack on Carlito. Angle is next in, and he hits German Suplexes on everyone! Angle hits a belly to belly on HBK, sending HBK to the steel floor. Angle then with a German, sends Carlito to steel floor. Angle with a catapult on HBK to the chains. Angle then slams HBK into the chamber, and blood is smeared all over the plastic. Angle goes for the Olympic Slam on Carlito, but Carlito slides through, and goes for the Cool Whip…but Angle slides out and locks on the Ankle Lock. Carlito holds on, and doesn’t tap, then Masters is let in, and he takes out Angle. Angle fights back and locks an Ankle Lock on Masters, and Cena comes over and sets up Angle with a FU. Angle slides out, and locks on the Ankle Lock on Cena, only to get a Superkick from HBK for the elimination. Masters and Carlito take out both Cena and HBK. KANE is in, and he cleans house. Choke slams on HBK, Cena, and Masters, then he goes to Choke Slam Carlito on the steel, but Masters make the save. Carlito then pulls KANE down on his knees. Masters and Carlito take out KANE, with a Double DDT. Masters then drops Carlito over KANE from the Military Press, and they both pin him. Masters and Carlito dominate over HBK and Cena. HBK fights back, takes out both Carlito and Masters, then lays out Cena. HBK hits Cena with a elbow drop, then the Superkick. Carlito then drops HBK in the Cool Whip for the pin. Cena gets up, and double clotheslines Masters and Carlito. Masters tosses Cena to the steel, and then DDTs Cena on the steel! Masters and Carlito are picking Cena apart. Carlito tells Masters to lock on the MasterLock, and Masters does, but Carlito crotches him, and rolls up Masters for the pin. Cena then quickly gets up and rolls up Carlito for the victory.
Winner and Still Champion – John Cena

Vince comes and says that the night is not over, since Edge wants to cash in his Money in the Bank.

John Cena (c) vs. Edge (w/ Lita)
Edge pounces on Cena quickly and hammers away. Edge hits a spear, but Cena kicks out. Edge hits another spear, and scores the pin.
Winner and NEW CHAMPION – Edge

Lita and Edge celebrate.

Show over.