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Pre-Show Unlimited: Justin Roberts announcing Lillian, Lillian singing the national anthem, then King, Joey and Coach came out, bickered, and they faded to black.

Edge and Lita in the ring. Edge talks about being interrupted during the Live Sex Show last week, and he wants to finish it off tonight. Edge and Lita start fooling around, and Angle’s music hits! Angle comes down with Daivari, and calls Edge a cheap champ for cashing in the Money in the Bank when he did. Angle challenged Edge to a Unification Match. Vince comes down, and says that both Edge and Angle already have obligations. So, tonight we have Edge vs. Flair in a TLC Match for the WWE Title, and HBK vs. Angle in a non-title match, but if HBK loses, he will be released from his contract. Vince has Lillian introduce HBK, as they take a break.

Commercials.
Unlimited: The match starts, with some slow mat wrestling.

Kurt Angle (Daivari) vs. Shawn Michaels – If HBK Loses, He’s Fired
Back and forth action to start. Daivari pulls HBK out to the floor. Daivari gloats at what he did, and gets a Superkick. Angle comes out and hits an Olympic Slam on the floor.

Commercials.
Unlimited: More wrestling, with Angle dominating most of it.

We come back, and HBK and Angle are fighting up the turnbuckle. HBK tosses Angle off once. Angle runs back up and tries to hip toss HBK off, but HBK shoves him off again. Angle runs back up the turnbuckle, and hits a TOP ROPE OLYMPIC SLAM!!! Only a 2 count. HBK fights back, hitting his diving clothesline. Both men are down, and HBK nips up, right into the Ankle Lock!! HBK spins through the Angle Lock, then sets up for the elbow drop. HBK goes to the top, but misses the elbow drop. Angle goes for the Olympic Slam, but HBK tries to slide through, only for Angle to reverse it and lock on the Ankle Lock! HBK is getting close to the ropes, and he slaps Daivari (yes, while in the Ankle Lock). Daivari tries to get in the ring with a chair, and the ref stops him. HBK is tapping out, and Angle lets go to see what Daivari is doing. Daivari accidentally hits Angle with the chair, and Angle falls back into a rollup from HBK for the pin.
Winner – HBK

Angle and Daivari argue after the match. Angle wants to know what Daivari was thinking. Daivari says that Angle is the Champion because of him, and slaps Angle. Angle attacks, and Olympic Slams Daivari over the top rope to the floor!

Commercials.
Unlimited: New Guy Todd with Angle. Angle says ‘I beat his ass, he was ready to tap, I would have beaten Shawn Michaels if it weren’t for Daivari. I won Olympic gold on my own, and I won the battle royal on SD on my own. If you see Daivari tell him he sucks. Ya know what? If you see him, tell him his managerial services are no longer required.’

We come back, and they replay the interview from Unlimited.

Cena will be in a Master Lock Challenge tonight.

Maria with Masters. They replay Carlito double-crossing Masters in the Elimination Chamber. Masters says that Carlito will have to deal with him at the Royal Rumble (does that mean they have a match?), but tonight all his focus is on Cena.

Ashley asks Trish what the deal is with Mickie. Trish says that she’s overprotective. Ashley thinks that she is obsessed. Mickie overhears, and both Ash and Trish try to back peddle on what was said. Mickie understands, and gets pepped up for the 3 on 3 match against Torrie, Victoria, and Candace.

Commercials.
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Masters comes out for the Masterlock Challenge. Cena comes out, and he thinks he can break the Masterlock. Masters locks it on, and Cena fights all he can, but he does not break the hold. Edge gets in the ring, and he is taunting Cena, and finally smacks him with the WWE title belt, breaking the Masterlock (though, I don’t think that counts). Cena is busted open.

Commercials.
Unlimited: Murdoch reviews Hostel. He says that he knows all about suffering, which is what the movie is about.

HBK is getting checked on in the Trainer’s Room. Vince kicks him out of the building. Vince then goes over to Flair…who is conveniently in the Trainer’s Room too. Vince says that Flair should thank him for the opportunity for the WWE Title Shot, even though he has a concussion. Candace comes up to Vince, and she wants Vince to watch her match and critique it. Vince says, that they will be sure to discuss it…later…

Mickie James, Ashley, & Trish Status vs. Candace, Torrie Wilson, & Victoria
Trish and Victoria start. Back and forth action. Ashley is tagged in, and Victoria knocks her back into Mickie. Mickie falls off the apron, and gets in the ring and goes after Ashley. Trish holds Mickie back, and Victoria drops Ashley in the Widow’s Peak for the pin.
Winners – Vince’s Devils.

Commercials.
Unlimited: Carlito enters the ring.

Promo for RVD’s return.

Carlito in the ring. He reminds us of the last time RVD was on RAW, and Carlito extended his injury. Carlito says that he’ll win the Rumble, because no one from RAW or SD can toss him over the top rope. KANE comes down, and tosses Carlito over the top rope.

The tech tells Vince that a woman is outside for him. He wants her to wait a few moments, and he thinks it’s Candace.

Commercials.
Unlimited: HBK is escorted out of the building.

Vince is getting ready for Candace, but he turns around, with his pants down, and shirt unbuttoned, to find Shelton’s Momma. She wants Shelton to be in a match tonight. Vince says that he’ll be in a match, with suitable competition. Shelton goes away, and Momma offers her brown sugar to Vince anytime he wants it.

Commercials.
Unlimited: Maria’s Kiss Cam

Shelton and his Momma make their way to the ring. They are awaiting his opponent…and (surprise, surprise), it’s The Big Show.

Shelton Benjamin (w/ him Momma) vs. The Big Show
Ms. Benjamin is dumbfounded at the size of Show. Show let’s her out of the ring, and she tells Shelton to do the best he can. Show dominates the match, as they fall to the outside. HHH comes from the crowd, and he fights with Show. Show is out of the ring for the 10 count, and Shelton gets the duke.
Winner via Count Out – Shelton Benjamin

Commercials.
Unlimited: Setting up the TLC Match.

Recap of Stacy on ‘Dancing with the Stars.’

Edge (w/ Lita) (c) vs. Ric Flair – TLC Match – WWE Championship
This is Flair’s first Ladder Match of any kind….and it’s Edge’s 10th. Flair tries to get the early advantage, but Edge quickly KO’s him. Edge brings a ladder in the ring, and smashes Flair in the ladder. Flair is laying in between the ladder, and Edge slaps a chair across the top. They fight to the outside, and into the crowd. Back ringside, Edge sets up a table and goes for a one man Conchairto. Flair grabs him in the nuts, but Lita jumps on Flairs back. Edge come over and slaps Flair over the head with a chair. He lays Flair on a table at ringside, and the Edge leaps off a ladder…in the ring, through Flair and the table on the floor!!!!!

Commercials.
Unlimited: Flair starts to fight back.

We come back and Flair is slapping Edge around with a chair. Flair sets up a ladder in the corner, and Flair climbs it! Edge climbs up to meet him, and SUPERPLEXES FLAIR OFF THE LADDER!!! Edge knocks Flair to the outside, and climbs the ladder. Flair makes his way back in, and shoves the ladder over, and Edge lands through a table on the floor! Flair makes his way up the ladder, but Lita gets in the ring, and brings Flair off the ladder. Flair turns the table and locks on the Figure 4 on her. Flair goes up the ladder again. Edge gets back in, and goes up the ladder, and there is a fist fight on the ladder…and Flair drops off the ladder, and Edge grabs the title.
Winner and Still Champ – Edge

After the match, Edge spears Flair, then continues to beat him down to massive crowd heat. He lays Ric down on a chair in the middle of the ring, and grabs another chair, ready to go for the one-man Conchairto, but John Cena runs out to make the save! Edge and Lita walk backwards up the ramp, a stare-down occurs, and the show closes.

Unlimited post-show: Cena helps Flair up, out of the ring, and to the back.

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