Welcome to InsidePulse’s Live TNA Impact Coverage. As usual, I am your host Jeremy Lambert and I’m pretty fricken tired. After a 1.1 rating and a bunch of primetime rumors, the show goes on for TNA. New stuff in italics.
We start off with Team 3-D already in the ring. The fans voted Team Canada as Team 3-D’s opponents. Brother Ray starts a USA chant. Brother Devon says his usual one line.
Sting highlight video.
Hey look, TNA added some new highlights to their opening video.
Rhino vs. Jobber King:
*Not going to bother as usual with squash matches
*GORE! x 3
Winner – Rhino
Terry Taylor is backstage with Zysbko. Austin Aries comes up with some new look. I think those hairdressers that Eric S was talking about got to Aries. Zybsko announces a Tag Tourney on Impact. Winners face AMW at AAO for the tag titles.
Commercials
We are back and AJ Styles is about to make a squash match look good.
AJ Styles vs. Jay Lethal:
*It would be nice if these guys just wrestled for the rest of the show but it won’t happen
*Apron suplex on Lethal, that was a cool spot.
*Joe is at ringside thinking “I wish these guys could wrestle the rest of the show”
*AJ turns a double underhook into the Styles Clash and that looked pretty cool
Winner – AJ Styles
Terry Taylor is backstage with Team Canada. D’Amore talks until Gail Kim cuts him off. Blah blah blah SHUT THE FUCK UP
Commercials
The tag tourney only invovles 4 teams so semi finals tonight, finals next week.
Team Canada (Petey & A1) vs. Sabin & Sonjay:
*This is like the game of “which one of these doesn’t belong?”
*Sprinkler by Sonjay on Petey
*Huge clothesline by A1 on Sonjay
*National Anthem by Petey on Sonjay
*Canada continue to work over Sonjay and Sabin has yet to enter the match
*Missle dropkick by Sonjay and the hot tag to Sabin
*Tornado DDT on Petey by Sabin
*Sabin goes for the Cradle Shock on A1 by Petey breaks it up
*Petey goes for the Destroyer by Sonjay cuts it off
*Enzuguri/Cradle Shock combo by Sabin on Petey
Winners – Sabin & Sonjay
Global Impact highlights
Commercials
Terry Taylor is with AJ Styles and Daniels cuts him off right away. They banter about the whole towel throwing in thing and it leads to them brawling.
LAX vs. 3 Jobbers:
*No point to do this match
*Doomsday Bulldog by LAX for the win
Winners – LAX
After the match, The James Gang attacks LAX.
Commercials
We are back and we get highlights from the AAO Press Conference. Jarrett throws water on Christian like a little bitch and Christian punches him like a man.
Generation Next vs. The Naturals:
*Austin Aries looks like Rob Conway way, Eric S will supply you with pictures and you might want to have a trash can near by
*Before the match starts, D’Amore comes out and needs Shelley’s help
Commercials
*Chase Stevens gets in some early offense on Aries
*Double team move on Strong by The Naturals
*High knee by Douglas on Strong
*Another double team move on Strong
*GeNext goes to the outside to regroup and Stevens backdrops Douglas to the outside onto GeNext
*Double team move by GeNext on Douglas
*Aries tries top rope leg drop but Douglas moves and tags Stevens
*Dropkick/Powerbomb combo by The Naturals on Aries
*The Naturals go for the natural disaster but Strong breaks it up and Aries rolls up Stevens for the win
Winners – Generation Next
Terry Taylor is in the back with a bunch of heels. Jarrett wants Shelley to stalk Gayda with the ShelleyCam. Close up on Eric Young and he says that Sting isn’t gone.
End Show
