—- You know, it’s not a very good thing that even though this is sort of a recap HEAT show, that half of it contains Masters when I’m doing a recap. But you know… there’s always the Super Bowl! And if you want my picks… check out my last Raw Events
— Live Sex Celebration: Edge & Lita
The Champ is HERE! And that wasn’t me mocking that was Edge as he goes onto wonder why they bothered to go through the hells of the elimination chamber. As Edge was the smartest, seeking out his opportunity at the right time to win the title. And we get a flashback of Edge’s WWE career. And Edge admits he is AWSOME! But tonight, its about the celebration. So let the stripping of the shoes begin!! Which is the first to go, and slowly but surely the tops follow and so does everything else as the sneak into bed. But before any grinding can go on, Wooo! Flair comes out. But doesn’t last long as Edge nails him with the sstteeelll chair and sets him up on the announcers booth as Flair is busted up. Double conCHAIRto hits Flair out cold. And just cuz you knew it was coming, Cena comes out and runs Edge up the ramp leaving Lita alone… naked on the bed. So Cena takes the sneak peek and takes off the covers which reveals Lita is still clothed. FU ensues on Lita, giving the former champ the last laugh to end the show. Um, ok.
— Master Lock Challenge: John Cena
Not much here on this one, it’s a regular Master lock challenge with Cena struggling to start things off, and just when things start looking up, Edge runs in and clocks Cena with the title.
– John Cena & Ric Flair vs. Chris Masters & Edge
Wow, you know that you don’t have any friends and that the pole is short when you get Masters as your partner. And that’s WHY you didn’t think of him, Edge!!!! Damn, at least Cena got Flair. So… Masters + Main Event= Strike continues. And FU + STFU on Masters= Cena/ Flair victory.
Winner: John Cena & Ric Flair (3)
– WWE Title: Edge vs. John Cena (Champ)
Lock up starts the match to hold things up giving Edge the upper hand. Edge is goes up top but is tossed off by Cena onto the announce table taking us to break. Back into it, Edge is back on top as we start to get the near falls. Edge falls of the corner (boy, not having a good night on those top rope moves) as Cena picks up a two! Edge uses the ropes and gets the two! Edge goes face first into the turnbuckle as Cena calls for the five-knuckle shuffle. FU time as it reversed and hits the ref (he’s out for the night) and Edge goes for the low blow as no ref is present Spear hits… no ref. Lita hits Edge with the title as the ref gets up to give DQ Cena and give Edge the title.
Winner: Edge (1)
The HEAT Wave
It’s a recap show, and probably for the best as you know it being Super Bowl weekend.
