Click here for the latest commentary from WWE developmental wrestler (now training in Ohio Valley Wrestling) Mike The Miz. In it, he lists out goals of his — wrestling and very non-wrestling-related. Here is the list excerpt from his column (go to the above link for the full piece):
“If there’s an asterisk after the item, that means I’ve checked it off my list:
1. Have a goal and successfully complete it. * (As stupid as this may sound, Real World was high on my list. I still have a bunch more I have to complete …WWE, hint, hint.)
2. Have front-row seats at WrestleMania or actually be a part of WrestleMania. Hell, how about headline WrestleMania?
3. Make my own video with Paris Hilton and have it leaked on the Internet.
4. Skydive, base-jump and bungee-jump *
5. Go to the Playboy Mansion *
6. Smash a guitar on stage in front of a sold-out arena.
7. Go to the Super Bowl, World Series or NBA Finals and have your team just squeak by in the last minute to win. Then, go to the parade and actually be in the riots.
8. Swim with great white sharks without a cage
9. Trash a hotel room like a rock star
10. Throw the party of all parties: I’m talking open bar; hot girls dancing and making out; the hottest bands playing; maybe different rooms including one Texas Hold ’em room; and another dance party.
11. Travel cross-country on a motor cycle.
12. Work as a “Girls Gone Wild” cameraman * (More like helped work the camera.)
13. Tell your boss to shove this job straight up his a$$
14. Two girls at the same time ** (The double asterisk is for more than two chicks. Thank you, reality TV!)
15. Have your hot Spanish teacher hit on you. (I always wanted this to happen to me. I wish I had a hot teacher in high school. I feel like every high school kid wants a hot teacher to fantasize about.)
16. Be in the Wick’s Party Zone. (inside joke)
17. Meet your idol (a president, rock star, actor, porn star) *
18. Find a cure for cancer.
19. Be a front man of a rock band.”
Credit: WWE.com
