Welcome to InsidePulse’s Live Coverage of TNA Impact. I am your pizza eating host, Jeremy Lambert. For those who care, I am eating stuffed crust pizza with beef and bacons as toppings. And because I’m straight edge, I’m drinking root beer. Anyway, Destination X is tomorrow night and TNA needs to add more matches. Will they? Stay tuned and find out. New stuff is in italics.
No video recap to start things off, just the Impact opening video.
The X Wires are still set up which means they might come into play tonight.
America’s Most Wanted vs. The Naturals:
-This match is for the tag titles, but the outcome won’t change.
-AMW double teams Stevens in the corner to start
-BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN MOMENT!!!!!! That was a pretty funny spot, you just gotta trust me.
Commercials
-According to Mike Tenay, The Naturals had the advantage all through the break.
-Storm hits a double knee back breaker on Stevens
-Jaw breaker/neck breaker combo by Naturals
-AMW tries to hit the hart attack but Stevens cuts them off
-Roode and Young come out while the ref argues with Gail Kim
-Northern Lariet by Roode on Douglas
-Team Canada handcuffs Stevens to the railing
-AMW hits the Death Sentance on Douglas for the win
Winners – America’s Most Wanted
A promo plays for Daniels/Styles/Joe.
Commercials
Borash is backstage with Zybsko. Borash says Cage and Brown are not in the building. D’Amore interupts the interview. D’Amore says that Zybsko screwed up somehow. Ummm, yeah, sure.
Alex Fuckin Shelley vs. Sonjay Dutt vs. Chris Sabin:
-The winner of this match will represent USA in a International Showdown match tomorrow night.
-Sabin and Dutt work together as a team to start things off
-Sabin turns on Dutt and hits an over head suplex
-Shelley hits a stacked STO on Dutt and Sabin
-Shelley goes for a top rope splash but Sabin moves
-Dutt goes for the Hindu Press but Shelley moves
-Zybsko and Slick Johnson argue about something, STFU and keep the focus on this match
-Sabin and Dutt trade chops
-Dutt hits a standing shooting star press on Shelley
-Shelley hits a tombstone piledriver on Dutt
-Shelley hits a brainbuster on Sabin
-Sabin kicks Shelley a bunch of times
-Sabin hits the Cradle Shock on Shelley for the win. Well, so much for the Shelley push
Winner – Chris Sabin
Commercials
A long ass video about the whole Sting/Jarrett situation.
Jarrett cuts a promo about Sting and the whole invasion of privacy thing. Jarrett blames everything on Eric Young. Jarrett says he has a plan. He claims his mystery man has “Held the World Title in every company he has been in” so I guess we can count out Lex Luger? WHAT IF…IT’S…WAIT FOR IT….RIC WOOOOOOOO FLAIR WOOOOOO!!!! Man, that would be awesome, it won’t happen, but it would be awesome.
A video plays showing Chris Sabin giving a replica X Division title to the White Sox. Yippe.
Commercials
A VIA SATELLITE INTERVIEW!!!!!!!!!! I think this is a first on TNA Impact, mark this date down.
Brown says he should have killed Christian last week. Christian says he’s not 100% after last weeks attack. Monty Brown says “Bank On It” Sorry, that just caught my attention. Christian says Brown wasn’t Lawrence Taylor and he’s not Christian Cage. They continue to banter “via sattellite”
Bentley, Diamonds In The Rough, and Not CM Punk vs. Rhino, Team 3D, and Killings:
-Here’s a cool note, Killings enters last which means….WASS UP WASS UP WASS UP WASS UP WASS UP WASS UP WASS UP. And because it’s pretty funny, here’s a IM Chat with Neeley:
AMPLine4Life: i got a question for you
AMPLine4Life: WASS UP WASS UP WASS UP WASS UP WASS UP WASS UP WASS UP WASS UP
SuperMx123: hold on – WAS UP WAS UP WAS UP
SuperMx123: Hah!
-Rhino beats up Young to start
-Ray hits a german suplex on Not CM
-Spinning elbow by Devon on Bentley
Commercials
-Skipper hits a spin kick on Devon
-Simon Diamond gets on commentary and babbles about the White Sox. Wow, are they really going to continue this feud?
-Devon hits Saving Grace on Young
-KILLINGS GETS TAGGED IN!!!!
-Killings dances and wrestles at the same time
-More Destination X Matches Announced: Team Canada vs. The Naturals
-The match turns into a brawl
-Traci gets in the ring and Ray scoop slams her
-Devon hits the Waz Up on Traci
-Devon and Killings tell Ray to get the tables and Ray pouts
-DITR hit a double STO on Killings
-Skipper goes for a top rope leg drop on Killings but Killings moves
-Rhino hits the Gore on Skipper
-Killings hits the Axe Kick on Young for the win
Winners – Killings, Team 3D, and Rhino
Team Jarrett come to the top of the ramp and Jarrett says “the war is one”
A promo for Destination X airs.
Show Ends
