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It was something of a light week this week news-wise, so I brought aboard my good friend and fellow Nexus-er Tim Sheridan to pump things up a bit. I’m writing in green (and should I write in green from now on? Let me know on the message boards or via e-mail at parallax2@juno.com) and Tim is writing in purple because we like to roll like super villains. (Also to honor Prince, who’s new album “drops” next week.)Also, although I said I would be keeping the Aztek endline for a while, I shelved it this week to make way for an endline from a book Tim and I (and seemingly no one else) enjoyed: Bloodhound. (oh heavens how I miss him) So sit back and relax, two OGs from the Wu-ington are going to make it all smoove.

Naucking on The Titans’ Door

Todd Nauck has drawn practically every version of DC’s next generation of super heroes. From the comic book version (Young Justice) to the animated version (Teen Titans Go!).

Last month, he returned to the Teen Titans where he pitted Superboy [Conner Kent] against Superboy Prime, showing a more detailed picture of the fight from the perspective of the Teen Titans.

This month, his second go at the current Titans ongoing series will be seen in the pages of issue #33 where he gets to illustrate Nightwing and Superboy’s assault on Alex Luthor and the Tower.

In the coming months, his name will appear in DC’s 52 as well.

On top of his already increasingly hectic work load, he’s also continuing his work on his creator-owned WildGuard.

We caught up with Nauck for a chat about it all.

Be nice and let him in at the Newsarama entrance.

So”¦funny story. I read the first arc of Young Justice when it came out and promptly dropped the book. I never looked back, I never checked in with it again. People loved it and I was aware of that, but for me, I was done. With all the good buzz from people I respect like Ben Morse, I may go back and check it out sometime, but I don’t really regret the decision.

However, there will always be two things that I loved about that arc. The first was the opening few pages which depicted the Justice-ers having nightmares that seemed oddly reminiscent of Peter David’s other works (special props to Hook Hand Robin). The second was Todd Nauck’s art.

In some ways, his art fit exactly what my expectations for the book were. It was, if you’ll permit a bit of hyperbole, a perfect fit to my fantasy “Young Justice” book. It was fluid and filled with energy. I mean, look at that cover.

Look how cool Red Tornado looks!

Anyway, it worked great for the real Young Justice as well, but, sadly, that book did not much interest me at the time.

Since them I have learned that Nauck is a comics animal. He is constantly busy, but there does not seem to be a deadline that he cannot nail. And, most impressively, his work rarely suffers. After his style was a bit suppressed in a recent issue of Titans, I was relieved that his work in #33 was a return to form (see the reviews for more on that). He aped the house style (for lack of a better way to put it) well, but I prefer when Nauck gets to draw his own way.

So yeah”¦I like his work. Oh, and while this is a DC column, I urge you to pick up Wildguard. Very fun stuff that is far better than the sales pitch of “it’s a superhero American Idol” would ever make you think.

Diddy, you have any Nauck love?

Actually, I was a bit disappointed in his work in “Titans”. He is a talented guy, no doubt, so perhaps this issue was rushed. “Wildguard” is a hoot, and it’s something a tad different. As for “Young Justice”, I think Ben Morse still cries himself to sleep every night, missing it. I don’t. I cry over Bloodhound.

Drawing the First Sign of Spring

Continuing a climb that has seen him move through a handful of smaller titles, such as Noble Causes, Lonebow, Shocking Gun Tales, and Chance of a Lifetime, Freddie Williams II has moved to DC with the final three issues of Seven Soldiers of Victory: Mr. Miracle miniseries and a fill-in issue of Aquaman. So where does all of that work land him?

As the new ongoing artist on Robin, beginning with issue #149.

We caught up with the artist for a quick chat.

Ornithologists will love Newsarama

As I’ve said before, I don’t love the redesign of the Robin costume. However, Williams sketches here make it look very sharp. Therefore, I am inclined to guess that it is a coloring problem. Not as in the colorist did a poor job, just that I prefer the old color scheme to the new.


Old


New

Huh”¦comparing them like this”¦I feel better about the new costume. Not great, but better.

You are at least as big a Tim Drake fan as I am, Mr. Sheridan. Probably bigger. What say you about the new costume vs. the old.

You would think that I would be very much opposed to it, since I am such a fan of the original Drake costume. But I’m not. It doesn’t really strike me as a drastic change; therefore, it doesn’t really elicit any reaction. It seems more like the animated one from the latter years of the Batman animated show, but seeing as how that’s no longer around, I don’t really know the reason for the change. Perhaps we’ll learn in “52”.

Ion the Prize

Who’s Green Lantern? Depending on who you ask, it could be Hal Jordan, Alan Scott, Guy Gardner or even John Stewart. But for a whole generation of fans, the one and only protector of Earth is Kyle Rayner, who wields the ultimate weapon in the universe: the Green Lantern ring. Since his introduction by Ron Marz in the mid-’90s, Rayner has been a popular topic of discussion among comic book fans and under scribe Judd Winick, temporarily assumed the persona of Ion, a being of near infinite power. Now Rayner is back as Ion, the one & only, this April, under the pen of Marz. CBR News spoke to Marz about the DC Comics series, and he explained how he became involved.

God, my puns suck this week. No need to punish Comic Book Resources for that though.

This closing quote:

“You know, to be perfectly honest, buying any book keeps the industry going,” Marz says, “Every time you slap money down on the counter at your local comic shop, or at a big book retailer, you’re keeping a publisher in business, you’re keeping a creator employed. Buy what you like, and share it with someone else who might like it. There are more good comics being published right now than ever before. We just have to expose more people to them.”

struck me as very odd. It comes seemingly out of nowhere (I assume that the interview, if printed in its entirety, would have led up to it though) and reads more like a movie executive encouraging patrons not to buy pirated copies of movies. Very awkward.

On the content of the article, the more I read about this series the more “eh” I feel about it. I have much love for Kyle Rayner the character and enjoyed just about all the stories Ron Marz wrote for him. Thus, this book should be highly anticipated for me. And, at first, it was. But then we started to get information and see images from it. Things changed.

Problem #1: The art. Every interview with Marz, he takes time to mention how much he like Greg Tocchini’s work in general and how impressed he is with Tocchini’s work on this title in particular. For the life of me, in the few preview images I’ve seen, I just do not get it. Given that there are inkers and colorists involved, I can’t single out Tocchini’s penciling, but I will say that the art is scratchy, muddy, and flat to my eyes.

Problem #2: Kyle in space. As a holiday, sure, I’ll deal. As the focus of the series, bad news. Why? First, as Marz mentions, Kyle is very human. This makes him, in my opinion, an excellent Earth bound ring slinger (or whatever he’ll be as Ion). However, taking into space robs him of a lot of his common fella appeal. Tossing in a few comments about the vast, dark, cold, or impressiveness of space will not be as effective as seeing Kyle balance hero life and real life.

Plus, I don’t really like space operas. Sorry, personal bias showing there.

I’m still on board for the first issue, but, unfortunately, much of my initial enthusiasm has been tamped down.

I seem to remember you also following GL: The Ron Marz years. Any predictions or thoughts on the quality of this title?

Yeah, I loved Kyle for a long time. That was the first GL that I really knew, so I wanted to see him succeed. I actually wasn’t a fan of bring Hal back, because I was so loyal to Kyle. But with Hal back, along with the rest of the Corps, it just seems like Kyle may have run his course. I just don’t really see the need for him anymore. I don’t have much of a problem with the art, but I don’t love it. I’ll probably pick up the first issue, at least give it a shot. I’m pleased that Marz is on the book though, it would be weird for DC to have given the book to someone else, seeing as how he really is Marz’s.

But when will G’Nort get his own book?

A Great Guide to Grinning Giffen’s”¦Something That Starts with “G”

It’s one of the better creator stories of the past couple of years. After a stretch where he could barely get a nod of recognition from Marvel or DC, Keith Giffen is experiencing a career renaissance rarely seen. While he was a major force to contend with in comics in the later ‘80s and ‘90s, thanks to his work on Legion of Super-Heroes and Justice League, both titles ultimately went through major shifts in tone, and as their directions changed, so did their writer.

For a long-ish period, it seemed that Giffen was gone from comics as well. His name would pop up occasionally, but for the most part, comics seemed to have moved on, and Giffen wasn’t on the train.

Give it a few years, and things do change. With a solid foundation based in translating popular manga series, and some new superhero work through Boom! Studios, Giffen is back in full force, overseeing not one, but two major events: Annihilation at Marvel and 52 at DC. It’s a comeback that would make not only any of Giffen’s contemporaries, but”¦well, any creator working in mainstream comics jealous.

During some of his rare free time, we sat down with Giffen for a look back, around, and forward.

If you love alliteration like I love alliteration, you need nothing now except Newsarama

I refuse to even respond this article because of the fact that it makes no mention of the comic “Vext” and only shows an image of the Heckler. These exclusions make me sick.


Vext and Heckler FOREVER!!!

Maybe you have something to say about it though Tim?

Heckler is weird. Vext was weird too. It’s nice to have Giffen back though. He’s a great storyteller. People love his Justice League run, and while I wasn’t collecting at the time, I recently picked up a trade of it, and thought it was a lot of fun. That seems to be the perfect word for it, because “fun” permeates all of his work. But with the other writers of “52”, it’ll be interesting to see how those styles mesh.

MISC.

Variant Covers

Joining the lineup of stellar talent contributing to SUPERMAN/BATMAN #26, artist Michael Turner has created a second cover for this issue. The issue is scheduled to arrive in stores with two Turner covers in an approximate split of 50%.

Newsarama crowns Michael Turner king of the variants.

He draws pretty pictures. Any chance of Fathom showing up?

Oooh, unofficial crossover”¦ I like it. Besides, it isn’t like DC has any interesting water related characters that she’d be showing up. (OH! SNAP, Aquaman, OH SNAP!)

New Printing

As INFINITE CRISIS nears its stunning conclusion, DC Comics announces that the sold out fifth issue is going back to press for a second printing.

See what issue #5’s cover would look like without that pesky color at Newsarama

TIM’S TIRADES

Should We Return to a DCU of Multiple Earths?

With Alex Lutho’s machinations and rumors in Lying in the Gutters, the return of a DCU with multiple earths seems to be a real possibility. Boy oh boy I cannot wait”¦for that not to happen.

I’ve never did much to hide my dislike of Hypertime which was, essentially, an attempt to repackage multiple earths in a different package. It was not so much the idea that every story was in fact “real”. That was whatever to me. What is was was the idea that we, comic book fans, needed to be reassured that they were “real”. Whether or not it is true, I didn’t like what that said about us and our need for validation. Could we really not read stories that have since been deemed not in-continuity and still enjoy them? Does Curt Swan’s Superman become more vital with Hypertime? I don’t think so, but I couldn’t help but feel the creation of Hypertime was motivated by the idea that the average pre-Crisis fan (which I am admittedly not) somehow needed Hypertime to validate those stories again.

This, however, is different. My reasons for disliking the return of the multiple earth concept is five fold.

1.) It’s a step backward. Some twenty or so years ago, DC eliminated all but one earth in a massive crossover called “Crisis of Infinite Earths”. In some ways, that story remains the gold standard of massive company crossovers. While it did not achieve 100 percent of what it originally intended to do (Wolfman envisioned a far more widespread reboot initially) there is not doubt that it changed the face of DC. Infinite Crisis should do the same. It should not achieve, however, by partying like it’s the mid-eighties all over again. Move forward, not backward.

2.) It means the bad guys win. I know this sounds like a silly reason and I sort of am suggesting it in jest, but only sort of. The fact is if multiple earths return for good, it is all due to Alex. Even if he does not achieve his ultimate goal of a “perfect” earth, he still has achieved some measure of victory. Do we really want Infinite Crisis to end on a downer, even if multiple earths gets you all nostalgic?

3.) It will cut down on the possibility of varied hero (and villain) interaction. If the earths return, they will need to be populated. And that means spreading the super types out. Might not sound like a bad idea for your lesser spotlighted characters, but unless DC makes at least one book for each earth, it won’t really net them increased screentime (and will probably mean less, in fact) because DC will always focus on Earth-1 first and foremost.

What is does mean is less interesting interactions. Think of the Justice League Animated Series. What was one of the coolest things about that show? The chance to see The Question, Wonder Woman, and Aztek teaming up (or something equally random/cool). In a multiple earth DCU, those three heroes live on three different earths (Well, Aztek doesn’t live anywhere anymore, but you catch my meaning). They would never run into one another. I prefer one earth where the Freedom Fighters, the JSA, and the JLA can all exist and where there is always a chance that Batman and Breach might team up.

Ahh, but wait, you say. What up crossovers? And that brings us to number 4

4.) It’ll open the door to too many damn crossovers. It may not happen today or tomorrow or even five years from now. But chances are, it will. At some point, the crossovers will pile up until they aren’t special anymore. Plus, inevitably, their quality will dip. Even they are even particularly quality to start with. I don’t expect that people will same day be confused by the multiple earths. I do expect that they will one day grow tired and bored of them.

5.) You don’t need it anyway. With Elseworlds, alternate dimensions (see the Earth-2 OGN that Morrison and Quitely did), and time travel, all the alternate world crossovers you could ever want are open to you. And if you just want Golden Age Flash to team up with Modern Flash, congratulations, that can happen all the time in DC’s present system because they all live on the one earth.

Now, I do not think we have anything to worry about. The OYL stories, so far, offer no hint or threat of multiple earths. I doubt DC is going there. Because they know all the reasons I mentioned above. And they know that those reasons are right.

Agree? Disagree? Let me know at parallax2@juno.com or visit the message boards and speak your piece.

WELCOME TO THE REVAMPING

Two weeks ago, a man named Brock (I am assuming it was a man”¦I could be wrong) wrote Who’s Who in the DCU and asked Mathan to ask me to do a revamp of Mirage. I knew next to nothing about the character, but I figured what the hell? It was a challenge and who doesn’t like a challenge? Plus, men (or women, I suppose) named Brock should not be disagreed with, in my opinion.

It was not the easiest one I’ve ever had to do, that was for sure. First, I had to keep avoiding the “Scarlet Witch Trap” in which heroes with ill-defined magic powers (in this case, illusion casting) lose touch with reality and become an accidental villain. Then, I figured what was cooler than ninjas. Well, robot ninjas for one. Sadly, as you can tell from the image at right, someone had already beaten me to the Robot Ninja idea. Damn them.

But, when all seemed lost, I had a bit of a breakthrough. I hope Brock likes it. As for everyone else, please stand back and welcome an all-new era for

Mirage

Mirage was formally a member of the Team Titans, a group of other dimensional Teen Titans who came to our universe to kill Donna Troy or her baby or everyone”¦or something. I forget. Anyway, like most interdimensional heroes, Mirage realized the error of her ways and the mission was called off. Unfortunately all was not wine and roses after that. Mirage’s boyfriend, a version of Nightwing, became a villain named Deathwing and proceeded to do”¦very little. As did Mirage. Like many things in comics, the Team Titans just sort of faded away.

Mirage, however, has popped up now and then, most recognizably in the pages of JLA/Titans where she was chilling with her daughter. Which was confusing because a.) why bring your child to a battle and b.) she used to have a son. And that’s where we come in.

Mirage does indeed have a daughter and a son. She just happened to bring only one of them with her. The son is, of course, the product of Mirage’s rape by the aforementioned Deathwing. The daughter, however, is a product of her loving relationship with Neil Finch, her husband. See, after leaving her superhero life behind, Mirage was determined to live “normal.” She moved to Indiana and began to work for an accounting firm. There she met Neil and the two fell and love and were soon married. He loved her son as his own and two years after that, a daughter followed. Mr. and Mrs. Finch were the portrait of nuclear family bliss.

Mirage, of course, still feared her ex one day finding her and ruining her life and the lives of those she loved so she erected certain magic barriers around the family. It was nothing that would stand up to a close examination, but it as enough to conceal her and her family from any sort of cursory investigations. And all was right and well.

Then, Mirage decided to involve herself in the Technis Imperative (better know to us as JLA/Titans). By sticking her head out, she drew Deathwing’s attention. He, ever obsessed, followed her back to Indiana. As I said, her illusions were all well and good for casual looks and widespread sweeps, but with Deathwing now having a greatly narrowed scope to hunt, her barriers broke down easily. He proceeded to taunt and stalk her, leaving “gifts” with threatening notes on her front steps or at work. Pushed to the edge, she confronted him. Rather than convince him to back off, however, it emboldened him. Convinced that her new husband and daughter were the only two things standing between him and renewing their love affair, Deathwing snatched them (as well as their mutual son).

With the life she has struggled so hard to create and the lives she loves so much hanging in the balance, Mirage is forced to re-embrace her superhero side. She must find and take on the man she once loved. The man she now hates and fears. The man who can end her new life in an instant.

Of course, she will prove victorious, but with the cost of her “normal” existence being sacrificed. From there, I see the book morphing into a sort of “The Unit” for the superhero set as Mirage joins up with the now very covert Outsiders and tries to balance her home life with her job. Sure, plenty of heroes have hoed that row before but most were men. Plus, this is less of a “my wife is a superhero, so I worry about her dying, but not her morals” and more of a “my wife is a spy so I worry about her dying, but also whether or not the job is changing her and what she believes for the worst.” I won’t say that the family aspect will be the main focus, but I do think it would share equal time with the “busting bad (?) guys” part.

And there you have it. My plan for bringing Mirage back to the DCU as a viable character. I played it a little looser with continuity than usual because I just don’t know her very well, but I think I did right by the character. I hope I did anyway. Let me know (Brock in particular) by dropping me an e-mail at parallax2@juno.com or visting the Revamping thread.

COMING ATTRACTIONS

INFINITE CRISIS SECRET FILES

Alright, so I’m falling off the wagon for this one. I admit it. I won’t be made to feel guilty about it either, thank you very much.

For those of you who don’t know what the hell I am talking about, it is like this. I used to be all about the Secret Files books. I loved ‘em. I loved the pin-ups and the character files and the “lost” pages. But then I realized something. Six bucks was a lot of money to pay for these things. I still persisted a little longer, but the quality of the books started to go down as well so I did the right thing and kicked the habit. And now I’m having a relapse.

Why? Because I think this one will actually be worth the time and the money and that, in the new, wildly interconnected DCU, I might be more confused than not if I don’t pick it up.

Also, this fella named Wolfman is writing or helping to write one of the stories. I believe he may be going places.

Yeah, this issue always sounded really interesting, with the dots being connected and all. But if the whole issue is about how Superboy’s punches are responsible for EVERY plot twist for the past 19 years, you are going to have a lot of ticked off fanboys. Just remember Tim, how upset you were when Hypertime was revealed.

I f_____ hate Hypertime. God, I hate it. I hate it so much, I feel myself getting angry just thinking about.

Now I have to go hit a panda. Thanks for bringing it up Tim.

BIRDS OF PREY #92

Why is Oracle not acknowledging Black Canary? What’s up with the Crime Doctor? Who’s that shadowy figure that Doc is honored would be sent to kill him?

Yeah, that preview pretty much hooked me.

Now deliver the answers Ms. Simone. Please. If not for me, then for the children.

OPINIONS ON THE WORK OF PEOPLE FAR MORE TALENTED THAN I

AMERICAN VIRGIN #1

I’ve been looking forward to this book for, literally, months. The moment I heard word one of it in San Diego it went on my mental pull list. Why? Well”¦hard to say.

One factor certainly was the fact that it was taking on the subject of American politics. I love politics and any time a comic has an interesting way of tackling politics it tends to pique my interest. Plus, the politics in question were American sexual politics, which, in addition to sounding cool, is a fertile landscape (no pun intended) to build a story from.

While the first issue did not prove the above hypothesis, it went a long way towards that goal.

First, the very good news (I think) for all parties. This is not a straight satire. In fact, it’s not very satirical at all. If I’m honest, while I have no problem with abstinence as a life choice, I do have serious qualms about the “movement.” However, I still thought that straight satire was the worst direction this book could go in. Instead, Seagle invests humanity in Adam, the titular virgin. He’s smart, funny, and both a pawn and a participant in the “spiritual” endeavor that currently defines his life. He seems to be a true believer, but does it without being judgmental. He loves his girlfriend (who is in Africa at the start of the story) and cannot wait to marry her, but is too focused on the sexual aspect of that to realize what she really means when she says, “It’s really hard”¦I don’t know how much longer I can—”. In other words, he’s three-dimensional”¦human.

Sadly, this gift of characterization does not extend to all parties. Adam’s mother and uncle (I think its his uncle) are pretty paper thin televangelist types and Adam’s cousins are deviants who’s idea of giving Adam a bachelor party include kidnapping and nonconsensual sex.

Most of the issue dwells on setting up Adam’s world and while it does it quickly, you might find yourself wondering where the hook of the story is. It’s all very interesting, but is it going somewhere.

As it turns out, yes, yes it is. And its somewhere that I’ll admit I did not see coming. In literally two pages the story is flipped on its head and several themes are introduced. Spirituality, politics, love, promises, responsibilities, and the nature of soulmates are all fair game.

This is the most exciting debut issue of a book I’ve read in some time (probably since Ex Machina). I’m grading it a little lower than you might expect because, as I said, this first issue is a let of setup until the shocking ending. However, my hopes are now very high.

SEVEN SOLDIERS: FRANKENSTEIN #3

This’ll sound a bit of a strange compliment, but man, Doug Mahnke was born to draw bloodthirsty cows. And bloodthirsty birds. And bloodthirsty rats. And, well, pretty much everything (most of it bloodthirsty) that he tackles in this issue. I’ve liked Mahnke’s work for awhile now, but I think he’s being outdoing himself with this series.

That is, of course, in part to Morrison’s script. Much like Nextwave last week, this book delights in being a comic (although it does so in a different way). Every caption is excellent; dramatic and overblown but never lapsing into self-parody.

The story returns to the creepy horror roots that the first issue played so well, but nicely twists the paradigm. Now, instead of the evil of the Sheeda destroying a small town, Frankenstein (and we) comes face to face with the evil of men doing the exact same. Frankenstein is no longer a creature out of step because of his monstrousness; he is a creature out of step because of everyone else’s.

SEVEN SOLDIERS: MISTER MIRCALE #4

I almost ruined this book for myself. I read some early reviews that were less than complimentary. Then, when I bought the book myself I flipped through it (my pre-reading ritual for basically every issue I buy) and it seemed as though the impression those reviews left me with was being confirmed by what I saw.

Then, thankfully, I read the book for myself.

It’s not perfect, but it’s not all that disastrous either. Yes, the past four issues have essentially amounted to a Morrison homage to “An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge” and yes that means we have not really “gone” anywhere in this story. Be that as it may, I still enjoyed the story.

Last issue of this book, I made mention of being sort of disappointed in Freddie Williams debut, that he failed to meet or exceed the hopes I had had after glancing at some of the issue’s preview pages. This time out, however, he met those hopes, especially in the first few pages where he depicts Shilo Norman “waking up” at a family barbecue in different eras of his life. It’s the subtlety with which he age Shilo that impressed me most. He was no slouch the rest of the book either though.

The book is not without faults however. The late addition of Shilo’s older brothe’s tragic demise while resulting in a great last page feels tacked on. This is especially the case since I just read Kid Eternity. The mini was also by Morrison and one of the main characte’s brother suffers a similarly ill-fated death and the character is similarly restricted by the experience until he can face up to and overcome his (somewhat irrational) guilt. The similarity made the revelation feel stale to me.

Overall, this was probably one of the lesser Seven Soldiers minis. However, it made me like the New Gods which no one has managed to do until now. Thus, overall, I’d place the mini above Shining Knight (my least favorite) and around the same level as the soon-concluding Bulleteer. And this issue nets a “B”.

TEEN TITANS #33

This issue starts off by warning us not to it until we had read Infinite Crisis #5. Unfortunately it fails to mention that we should also read the ill-timed Teen Titans Annual (it comes out next week) because a rather important revelation about what two Titans have recently been up to is outted. There is also some stuff about Wonder Girl’s powers that (I assume) will make more sense after taking in the Annual. But that doesn’t ruin this story, I just thought it was worth mentioning.

The highlight of this story for me? The return of the blue and yellow Nightwing costume! When I first started reading comics, Nightwing was done with the disco suit but had not yet adopted his blue and black outfit. I like the blue and black, but I love the blue and yellow. So it was cool to have it back, even temporarily.

Beyond that, the story was a perfectly fine done in one about two heroes trying to do the right thing but are being consumed by their own issues, guilt, fears, and insecurities. In the end, of course, they overcome them and arrive at their destiny. We’ve seen this sort of tale before, certainly, and the familiarity of it is only enhanced by the use of the dueling narrative device that Loeb has all but rendered parody through overuse in Superman/Batman. However, like its predecessors in this sub genre of sorts, it hits the right notes appropriately and you’ll end up liking it in spite of yourself.

Plus, it has some nice Nauck art and that’s never a bad thing.

Well Tim you were right, this was a light week. We need more stories and controversy from DC. Can’t DiDio go pick a fist fight with Quesada or something? Or have Xibit “pimp” Batman’s ride? (or new jet!) Or maybe someone can shoot another hero in the head this week like Blue Beetle. (Exactly one year ago”¦..how time flies.)

Thanks for having me on board, and keep writing those “Save Bloodhound” letters!

We out! 06111!

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