D2 Review: American Idol

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The show is changing so much and there’s no prediction of a winner.

Katherine’s predicted to win this thing and ends up in the bottom 3. The country was in love with Ace and is now done with his weak performances, bad hair and creepy Constantine comparisons and he’s in the bottom 3 again. The judges tell contestants to be unique then say, it’s the same thing week after week.

And does anyone remember Chris Daughtry’s audition? Simon said “No” to him going thru to Hollywood. Now, he’s the “Chosen One”. And Simon can’t get enough of him.

Same with Taylor.

This week’s choice, “Songs of the 21st Century” should have been such an open door for everyone to pick and choose songs they KNOW they can sing and sing well.

Wrong.

Instead, it was one of the worst shows this season. First let’s start with the week’s booted contestant.

Lisa Tucker: Because of You
Couldn’t agree more with the judges about the song choice: Kelly Clarkson? Tough to beat. Great voice, just no connect with the song and the audience. And that’s why you’re out. I’d rather see Covais on tour than Lisa. At least he’s got something to lisp about.

Kellie – Soapy sudsy country bumpkin bucket
What the?!?! I hate country music. Felt like I was at a Barbara Mandrell ho-down. At least she didn’t say anything stupid this week. Oh, but she did wink when the song lyric said “wink” and kick when it said something about a foot. Oye. Too contrived.

Ace – Drops of Jupiter
Actually thought this was a GREAT song choice for Ace. He sang it ok. Do I even mention the scar? The touch of the hair? Haven’t seen lyrical direction like that since Kellie Pickler 5 minutes earlier… and prior to that I’m going to say it was “Head, Shoulders, Knees & Toes” in the 1st grade. Paula’s comment on the scar was unparalleled. But, it’s apparent he’s not the vocalist we all witnessed in his audition, or since “She’s Out of My Life” and “Father Figure”. However, since I’m a committed and dedicated person with integrity to hot guys, I still voted for him. Actually, the only reason I voted for him is because I love Daughtry and since they’re best buds, I didn’t want either upset so soon in the competition. But the touch of the scar…I laughed out loud… from embarrassment. Rule #1: You don’t laugh at an Idol. His days are numbered.

Bucky – Cowboy Hattin’ Tim McGraw Songin’
I have no idea what this song is. But I think Bucky’s so cute because he smiles a lot and it’s a genuine smile. I’m sure he’s a good person. American Idol, no. Why the hell do country people try out for this show? There’s another show out there called Nashville Star. Sign up.

Mandisa – Wanna Praise You
Girlfriend! I love this song. I was up dancin’ and singin’ and praisin’! The slack Mandisa has been getting for singing a religious song is such crap. I’m more offended at the country music than gospel. Gospel has soul and passion. Some of the greats like Whitney, started singing in churches. And Paris’s aunt was in one of the most successful gospel groups of all time, Sounds of Blackness. Mandisa is great. However, her jeans… all that denim. Please no more!

Chris – What If?
Dewd Rokked Da Howse! I thought it was funny how he had to clear up the stupid angry bloggers who call him a cheater claiming he took “Walk the Line” and made it his own, when it was a cover done by Live. Gimme a break. As Simon said to Mandisa, it was a bit overindulgent (cause Creed’s a Christian Rock band?) and that this is American Idol and that Creed would never perform on Idol. ‘Nuff said. Daughtry is too good for Idol. He’s already been offered a gig by Fuel, now he’s outperforming the show he’s trying to win?! What the hell is going on? Simon, make up your friggin’ mind.

Paris – Work it Out
I loved this performance. In watching it, I thought, if I was at a concert I’d be totally entertained. Or if I’d never heard that song before, I’d be entranced. She’s so cute and is really trying hard to please the judges and listen to their advice. Keep it young. But Paris, does your voice really have to sound that young? Like Smurfette?

Taylor – Trouble
Never heard this song before. I know, I’m sure I sound like Barry Manilow not knowing Patsy Cline, but this song was boring. And the Soul Patrol groupie kid who died his hair? This is LA! Where you’re supposed to look YOUNGER! Taylor is going to single handedly ruin the hair dying industry. He did look better, though. No pale blue suit. No snaps like he’s trying out for Grease or Westside Story. And NO spastic epileptic seizures. I really want him to come out next week wearing one of those seizure helmets.

Katharine – The Voice Within
The first few seconds before she began to sing, I thought, “What the hell is she wearing?” It was clearly inspired by the Amish. Ugh-ly. The first time we’ve seen a bad performance by Kat. And the judges loved it!?!? She started off so pitchy and off – key, then brought it back around to the house and saved herself a little. However, I had no idea she’d end up in the bottom 3. Who are these people voting for Bucky!?!?

Elliott – I Don’t Wanna Be
He did a good job. But I couldn’t agree more with Simon about the dance moves. What the hell was that?!? Was he on a pogo stick? A hippity – hop? He did a lot better this week, showing more charisma. We like Elliott.

Alright party people. We know next week is COUNTRY! So, I’m going to have a very difficult time watching it, but more importantly, listening to it. Bucky and Kellie will shine, and I have a feeling that my precious Ace will be sent home. I’m predicting that it’s not going to be a happy week for me. There are only 2 kinds of music I don’t listen to country and country & western… oh, and Milli Vanilli. Let’s just hope it’s quick and painless.