RAW Dark Match and Heat Taping Results, according to Dr. Keith Lipinski of the Dr. Keith Lipinski Show:
Dark Match
1. OVW’s Highlanders (Rory & Robbie) defeated Rob Conway’s Music(~!) & Rene Dupree when “the bearded one” (? as they both have beards) got a small package on Conway. Rene looks “very different” and “less French” (if you can believe that)
Heat Matches (to air on WWE.com later this week):
1. SnitskyDust (Gene Snitsky & Goldust) defeated Chicago’s own Colt Cabana & Brad James when Snitsky pinned Cabana after an suplex. Crowd was very hot for Mr. Cabana (who was on Druid Duty last night)
2. Lance ‘yes, I’m still employed’ Cade defeated Big Visera by pinning him with his feet on the ropes, thus starting a white hot feud for WWE.COM Heat.
3. Matt Striker defeated Chandler McClure (young Chicago wrestler who sorta resembles Napoleon Dynamite in the face). “Fun match”
4. Trevor Murdoch defeated Eugene with a DDT. My buddy noted he wished DiBiase was out there trying to get Eugene to dribble the basketball 100 times rather then watch these two man wrestle.
Credit: Dr. Keith Lipinski of the Dr. Keith Lipinski Show
