InsidePulse’s TNA iMPACT! Recap

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Welcome to InsidePulse’s Live Coverage of TNA Impact. As usual, I am your host Jeremy Lambert and along with TNA, I have made the switch to Thursday nights. I hope everyone enjoyed TUF3 (I know I did) and you are now ready for some TNA. With this being the first show on Thursdays, expect it to be huge. New stuff is in italics.

Christopher Daniels vs. Samoa Joe:
-Holy hell, we start with a match, no video no nothing, A FRIGGIN WRESTLING MATCH!
-OLE KICK BY JOE THAT BUSTS DANIELS OPEN!!!!! Hell of a way to start.
-Highlights of the match to this point, biggest move was Daniels moonsault to the outside
-Joe bites the forehead of Daniels
-Joe rubs the blood of Daniels over his body
-Yakazu kick by Joe
-Joe chops and punches the hell out of Daniels in the corner
-Forearm/leaping kick combo by Joe
-Running corner kick by Joe
-Corner one arm slam by Joe

Commercials

-Powerbomb/boston crab combo by Joe
-Joe turns the grab into an STF with no U
-two enzuguris followed by a complete shot by Daniels
-Top rope shoulder block by Daniels
-Supercanrana by Daniels
-Powerslam by Joe
-Side suplex bomb by Daniels
-STO by Daniels
-BME by Daniels but only a 2 count
-TOP ROPE ISLAND DRIVER BY SAMOA JOE!!!!!!
Winner – New X Division, Samoa Joe….THE REAL CHAMP IS HERE!

After the match, the music of Sabu hits but we get no Sabu.

Borash is backstage with Sting. Sting says he’s going to kick Jarretts ass tonight and announce his team later on.

Commercials

Christian was pissed off that Mitchell stalked his wife…thanks for the update. Christian says that his wife isn’t part of the TNA roster, thank god because that never turns out good (im looking at you DDP/Kim, Austin/Debra, Taker/Sara). Christian wants to beat the hell out of Abyss.

*America’s Most Wanted vs. Team 3-D:
-This is a Non-Title Street Fight for those who care, which should be all of you
-We just get one big brawl to start
-Team 3-D throws AMW to the outside
-CATFIIIIIIIIGHT CATFIIIIIIGHT

Commercials

-Harris chokes Devon with tape
-For some reason, there are tags in a street fight, shit like that just doesn’t make sense
-Double clothesline by Devon
-Holy hell, hott chicks in the first row
-Devon and Harris brawl into the crowd
-Storm and Ray follow then into the crowd
-Devon and Harris brawl back to ringside
-Devon hits Harris with one of the belts
-Ray hits Storm with one of the belts
-Harris pushes Devon off the top rope
-Superkick by Storm on Devon
-Middle rope senton misses by Ray
-Harris hits Ray with a trash can
-Ray shoves Harris off the top rope
-Inverted 3-D on Storm
-Petey comes out and hits the ref
-Team Canada comes out and attacks Team 3-D
-The ref throws the match out
-Roode goes to the top rope until….BROTHER SPIKE DEBUTS!!!!
-ACID DROP ON ROODE!!!! 3-D THROUGH THE TABLE ON A-1!!!!!!

Commercials

We get a recap of the Sting/Jarrett feud

Borash is backstage with Jarrett. Jarrett says that Sting will face Eric Young tonight.

*Eric Young vs. Sting:
-Well…ITS SHOWTIME FOLKS!
-Shelley comes down with the Shelley Cam
-Sting tosses Young to the outside
-Cross body block from inside to outside by Sting
-Sting goes for the rail Stinger Splash but misses on Young

Commercials

-Young rope chokes Sting as we return
-Young goes for a Stinger Splash but misses
-Stinger Splash by Sting
-Scorpion Death Drop for the win by Sting
Winner – Sting

After the match Shelley attacks Sting. Sting puts him in the Death Lock. Jarrett comes down with the guitar. He swings the guitar but misses. Jarrett goes for the guitar shot again but Sting blocks it with the bat. AMW and Steiner come out to help Jarrett. Rhino, Killings, and Styles come down with baseball bats. Sting announces that his team is Rhino, Killings, and Styles…like we didn’t see that coming. Holy hell, Don West makes a good point and says “what a team, think about the championships between them”

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