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So, good news. The Mets are ‘mazing again! I know, I know, we are only ten games into this season. Whatever. All those of you who are not Mets fans, enjoy sucking it this season. So says me and Mr. Met.

GO METS!!!!

From Rags to Riches”¦Err”¦Williams Rather

Back in January, when DC Executive Editor Dan Didio confirmed that Paul Dini would be the new writer on Detective Comics following James Robinson’s eight part Batman-Detective spanning arc, Rags Morales was announced as artist.

Things change.

In this case, the change takes the form of two initials, a word, and a Roman numeral: JH Williams III.

We caught up with the artist to talk about his July debut on Detective #821, as well as why he’s been away from superheroes for a while, and his take on DC’s Dark Knight.

The big switcheroo is on at Newsarama

I’m disappointed we will not see Rags on ‘Tec, but then again, Williams is replacing him so it is a little hard to be too disappointed.

What is genuinely disappointing for me is that Williams is apparently only for a few issues because the “single story approach”. If he was only on a few issues because that’s what he has time for, I think I’d be okay with that. However, DC having the single story approach as a goal as opposed to an accommodation concerns me. Maybe its just flashing back to the “a new team every arc” JLA experiment that was largely miss, rarely hit”¦who can be sure. In any case, I guess I prefer creative teams to hang out for a bit. Well, at least Dini is staying for more than a few issues.

And who knows, maybe Rags has the arc after that.

By the by, why, in an article about Williams do we have art from Bianchi? Sure, it is a nice piece and yes, they both did stuff with Seven Soldiers, but still. Bianchi is not even mentioned in the article. Ahh well, everything article needs an image, I suppose.


Well, it’s not art from the series, but at least it is a Williams drawn Batman. Oooo, Newsarama, you just got taken to school.

Ahh, and mentioning Seven Soldiers reminds me. Williams mentions here that he will get to finishing the last issue (Seven Soldiers #1) when he’s done with his ‘Tec stuff. So”¦when the devil will that come out then? September?

We Honor the Greatest Hero Ever With”¦Yet Another Fill-in Arc

So – who’s the team handling Action Comics come July’s issue #841?

Well”¦the previously planned “new” team for Action is still coming, but still, there is a new team for Action in July.

Who?

Someone old and someone new?

For three issues, #841-#843, Kurt Busiek (co-writer of the currently running “Up Up and Away!” arc in Superman and Action) and Fabian Nicieza will join with artist Pete Woods for “Back in ACTION,” a storyline picking up after the events of “Up Up and Away!” As an aside, the Action gig places Busiek on two Superman titles for the summer, as July marks the debut of the writer and Carlos Pacheco as the regular creative team on Superman.

We spoke with the writing team for some insight on the pairing and the story.

Join the Thunderbolts reunion already in progress in the Newsarama ballroom.

Ahh, the first cracks in the OYL Express (well, actually Superman/Batman and Supergirl running behind would probably be the first ones, but still).

At least this is one fine picture of Superman punching a robot in the face. I’ve always said that any good Superman story features robot face punching.


And like that, the robot realized that Superman did not appreciate “Yo Momma” jokes. Sadly, it was too late.

I was not sure if I was going to hang around on Action (or Superman for that matter) post Up, Up, and Away (especially since I pretty much bought that on a lark) and now I’m even less sure. It is nothing against the team, I like a bunch of Nicieza’s stuff over the years and we all know that Busiek is all sorts of great. My fear is that this book will be in a holding pattern that will sap my love for the character and by the time the “real” new team comes on I’ll just be too tired of waiting to bother picking up the issue. Still, it is only three issues so maybe the waiting will not be so bad.

Oh well. No predictions yet. If Up, Up and Away knocks my socks off, it’s almost guaranteed I’ll stick it out for a bit. If it doesn’t though”¦things could be bleak.

Psst. Wanna Here a Sexy Secret?

A note from the author:

Did I say Sexy? I meant Six”¦.y. Ummm”¦sorry? Anyway, Newsarama would really like to whisper it in your ear. And that could be sort of sexy”¦right?

Where do I know Brad Walker from? I know the name is familiar and I have the sneaking suspicion that I gave him negative remarks whenever I reviewed the book that he drew, the name, theme, characters, or plot of which I cannot remember. I hope I didn’t, but I feel like I did. If I did, Brad, let it be known that here, from this preview, I’m digging the art. It is oddly reminiscent of”¦someone else. Yeah, I clearly know nothing about comic artists. Stupid, stupid me.


Quick question: why does this cover remind me of Ant-man and Fables all at once?

I am, of course, looking forward to this miniseries. I’m okay with it not being an ongoing, I think. Maybe not. I’m not sure. I guess if we do get another Suicide Squad than this not being an ongoing is fine. However, if we don’t get a Suicide Squad book, this should be an ongoing. Immediately. DC, I have spoken. You know what to do.

A Future So Green, I’ve Got to Wear Shades

This June, when DC Comics ongoing “Green Lantern Corps” series begins, writer Dave Gibbons and artist Patrick Gleason will be jumping ahead “One Year Later” and be taking readers many light years away from Earth and into the farthest corners of the galaxy. CBR News spoke with Gibbons about his plans for the Guardians’ elite force of emerald clad ring slingers.

Get your ring and sector assignment at the main battery at Comic Book Resources

It’ll be great to have Gibbons drawing an arc of this book (the second one to be exact), but that’s not quite enough of a temptation to make me pick up this ongoing. However, hopefully, it will mean that Patrick Gleason has enough time produce artwork as good as his issues of Aquaman or the first two or three issues of Recharge because that Patrick Gleason is quite good. The Gleason that finished Recharge though? Rushed, muddy, and disappointing.

As for why I will not be picking it up, the miniseries just failed to connect with me. I really liked the concept of the Thanagarian and Rannian trainees working together, but that was never developed enough for my tastes and the rest just never seemed to pique my interest at all.

Of course, being as talented as he is, it is hardly like Gibbons needs my approval to have a successful book.

On Fire!

DC’s Firestorm creative team, writer Stuart Moore and artist Jamal Igle, are clearly taking advantage of DC Comics’ One Year Later narrative leap to its fullest extent. SBC recently interviewed the two of them to see where things stood with the Firestorm series.

That’s what Moore and Igle are at Silver Bullet Comic Books

This is quite the lovefest. There is not much here for people that already read the book, but maybe, just maybe, it will convince some of you bums that don’t to finally pony up the money and take the plunge.

So is He More of a George or a Ringo?

We’ve got some details and teasers from artist Cully Hamner about his work on the latest incarnation of the Blue Beetle.

Beetle mania! Catch it at The Pulse

First, check out the lead paragraph of this article. Did the Pulse really just misspell “Beetle” in their hook? Yes, yes they did. Unless Bettle is a reference that I just don’t get.

This whole article is a bit of a sham though. There is a part about three paragraphs in that makes it pretty clear that the interview was conducted before Blue Beetle #1 or Infinite Crisis #4 came out. The Pulse seems to be doing that sort of thing a lot lately.

I put it here anyway though in case the art show is, in fact, new. I’m thinking that it is from issue #1 and thus not such a sneak peek, but I could be wrong as I have yet to read issue #1. Take a look for yourself if you are interested.

Superboy: What Does it All Mean?

Once again, it’s time for people to take an interest in the wonderful world of intellectual property. Joanne and Laura Siegel have won the latest round of litigation in the battle for control of Superboy, with the Los Angeles District Court holding that the copyright belongs to them. The court also held (by refusing to dismiss the point out of hand) that SMALLVILLE may or may not infringe against that copyright. Meanwhile, for some strange reason, the question of Marvel and DC’s unlikely joint trade mark on the word ‘superhero’ has reared its head in sections of the blogosphere.

Legal analysis courtesy of the good folks at Ninth Art

For those of you who love your copyright/trademark discussions, here you are! More fuel for the fire! Mazel Tov!

MISC.

Sell Outs/New Printings

DC Comics announces that four more “One Year Later” issues have sold out and are going back to press for new printings!

Find out who and collect them all at Comic Book Resources

DC Comics’ INFINITE CRISIS and “One Year Later” continue to thrill comics fans, with seven more sold-out DCU issues joining the list of titles going back to press for new printings!

This news means that you can’t send your kids to college with the money you make from those original printings. Sorry! Blame Comic Book Resources

BEWARE THE FUTURE’S AWESOME MIGHT

Grab a pen and plan your fellow purchases with the help of me and Comic Book Resources

Absolute Dark Knight100 dollars!?! Jeez”¦that’s steep. Not unexpectedly so, but seeing it in print is a bit of shock. However, it is both Returns and Strikes Back in the same volume which I had not realized. So maybe 100 dollars is not that incredibly high after all. Still not sure if I’m going to plunk down all that case for this one though. Decisions, decisions.

Batman #655First, yay!!! Second, is it wrong that while I like Andy’s cover, I think Adam’s is much cooler?


Andy’s cover at top, Adam’s cooler cover at bottom

Detective Comics #821Between this and the Batman solicitation (see above) it appears that Bruce Wayne is back in the DCU in a big way. Let me be the first to say, “Good job, DC”/ “About damn time, DC.”

Robin #152Ooh, grudge match. What the solicit does not mention is that while Captain Boomerang Jr. (that’s not his official name, right) is the son of Jack Drake’s killer, Robin is the son of Captain Boomerang’s killer. This could get interesting.

And if anyone doubts Gleason’s ability to turn in quality work, shut up and check out this cover. It looks damn good.

Nightwing #122Apparently”¦two Nightwings is not enough?

What do you guys think”¦Starfire?

All-Star Superman #5Ooo”¦finally. The issue I’ve been looking forward to since the series was announced. Clark and Lex in prison, together. Good times.

Supergirl #8Oh, look they are resoliciting this issue written by Joe Kelly again. Wait”¦Joe Kelly? What?!?!?!

Superman/Batman #28

Does that monkey have some sort of eye beams? Wow”¦monkeys are cool. But monkeys with eye beams? That’s like”¦I don’t know”¦Lou Reed cool.

The All-New Atom #1Hey, the new Atom is Asian. The rumors are true. Looks like Kevin Wong has that character that has, in Mathan’s words, “an ethnic background similar to yours who plays second fiddled to a white character or possibly is even stuck in limbo!”

Well, that’ll probably wait until Atom: Rebirth. Until then, Ryan Choi is top dog.

Am I just being a touch too cynical here?

The Spectre #3

Okay, so the goatee is staying. I’m cool with that. However, it does kind of make more uncomfortable with Spectre’s chalk white skin. Yes, I know, he’s a ghost or spirit or whatever. And yes, he’s always been that way. I don’t know”¦call it liberal guilt.

Battle for Bludhave #6Is there anywhere Captain Atom isn’t? Seriously.

Birds of Prey #96I love you Black Alice. Even if you can’t seem to find pantyhose without large holes in them.


Poor, poor Black Alice. Will she never find a proper pair of stockings?

Firestorm: The Nuclear Man #27Stelfreeze is awesome. This is not even his typical style and he’s still awesome.

I think I love him.

Green Arrow #64What is with Winick wanting to put Ollie in supernatural situations? Plus, zombies? Aren’t they played out by now?

Teen Titans #34

The plot of this issue surrounds interesting enough, but what I really like is the cover. Very evocative.

Uncle Sam and the Freedom Fighters “Based on concepts from Grant Morrison”? Really? Or is that just because he made up SHADE in Frankenstein?

Doom Patrol: Musclebound TpbYes!

JSA #87Last issue of JSA, eh? It’s a shame it has to go out on this storyline, but I get the feeling we’ll be seeing more of them soon enough.

WELCOME TO THE REVAMPING

This Revamping is actually the result of two different requests. The first came from the incomparable Brock, world’s biggest Mirage fan. He rattled off a bunch of revamps he’d like to see and this character(s) made the list.

Around the same time, Mathan brought up this particular character(s) in Who’s Who in the DCU and asked me if I thought he/they were salvageable. I was not sure the character(s) even needed salvation so much as a chance to prove him/themselves. So, without further ado, this is a Revamp for them both. And you of course. A Revamp of the misunderstood, the mistakenly underestimated, the”¦well”¦mad really. This is a Revamp of”¦

The Madmen

The Madmen are Blue Beetle villains. They were last seen smacking him around rather nicely in the pages of Countdown to Infinite Crisis. Booster showed up though and a few days later they were out of luck as Max Lord put a bullet in poor Ted Kord’s brain pan. The rest of their career is rather”¦uneventful, so let’s not worry about it, eh.

The important thing to know about the Madmen is that, really, there is only one Madman. He’s a former criminal acrobat turned janitor turned criminal mastermind (sort of) named Fleeter. The deal is that he’s always the Madman, but he can “link” to other people’s minds. The result of doing this is that these people become his unwitting accomplishes. They evolve into the Madman look (which is rather dashing if I do say so) and mirror his movements.

It sounds a bit silly perhaps, especially given the garish outfits that go along with being a Madman, but it is actually quite terrifying. This man can jump into your head and push you to commit crimes or do whatever else he wants. He is, in a way, the Purple Man of the DCU, another kind of cheesy villain who can be quite scary when written that way (like causing prison riots in Daredevil comics around #150 and just about any time he is written by Bendis). So this is not so much a Revamping as a stripping down.

I used the same comparison in Who’s Who that I will use here. Picture all the Agent Smiths in the Matrix Reloaded piling in on Neo. Imagine that, but with infinitely less order. That’s the potential of the Madmen. Add in the fact that, unlike Neo, most heroes loath to hurt civilians under the mind control of a devious criminal and you have a very viable threat.

Oh, and we are ditching the “mirroring” thing. It is too confusing. Instead, they are more like puppets on a string. They’ll do as Fleeter thinks them to do, so they might he stab a civilian while Fleeter is stealing that civilian’s car or wife or what not. Of course, as with any good mind controlling villain, the more people who he controls, the harder it is for him to maintain that control.

It is this Madman that our Revamp revolves around.


In Star City, a series of bizarre cases of theft have gripped the populace. Each bears the same signature style, but they all have been perpetrated by different people. They are young, old, fat, thin, rich, poor, very religious, and atheistic. Because the cameras at the scenes of these crimes are always taken out first, there is no footage of the criminals in action. However, they always leave behind fingerprints. The only other thing the perpetrators have in common is that they have absolutely no recollection of the crimes that they seem to have committed.

The police are stumped and their gloriously goateed mayor (and sometime superhero) Oliver Queen can’t seem to unravel it either. Then, one night, a security guard is killed at the scene of a robbery with the same MO. Then, another a few days later. Then a rich couple in their home. The bodies are starting to pile up and the city is seized by fear.

Richard Dragon, arguably the best male martial artist in the DCU (and certainly in the top 5 overall) is passing through town looking for Connor Hawke. The two have not seen each other since they were kidnapped and forced to fight in an international tournament against the likes of Lady Shiva and Dragon is looking to make amends with Hawke for his behavior back then. Sadly, Connor is off on some island somewhere so Dragon decides to take a brief walk around before hopping a bus out of town.

While out on his stroll, he happens upon a jewelry store robbery. He easily takes down 3 of the garishly dressed villains, but a fourth gets away. Dragon chases him down the street through an outdoor market. As Dragon pushes through the scattered crowd, we see more and more faces turn towards him, changing into the same look as the criminal he’s chasing. (Think of the scene in Fallen when Denzel THE MAN Washington pursues a body jumping serial killer on a city street. Each time Denzel thinks he has him, another random passerby turns and sings a bit more of “Time is On My Side.” Same thing, except no one stops singing). Before he realizes it, he is surrounded by these garish grinning people, these Madmen. They descend upon him and overwhelm him by sheer force of number. He might be one of the best fighters the DCU has to offer but there is simply too many of them. Bruised, bleeding and nearly blacking out, Dragon lashes out blindly and connects with one of them. This Madman gasps and all the other ones fall away, reverting to their normal “form”. As Dragon slips into unconsciousness the Madman, Fleeter, runs away.

Three days later, Dragon is coherent enough to relate the story to the police and Queen realizes who he is dealing with. He contacts Steel who outfits the police with headsets to block Fleete’s power and the Star City PD stops messing around. For two weeks, they have Fleeter running scared. They have cut him off from each and every score he’s attempt, raided and sealed off every safe house he has. It seems like only a matter of time before they catch him and then, the trail goes cold.

Perhaps he has finally just fled the city, the popular theory goes. And, after a month, it seems like that could very well be true. Then, one Monday mid-afternoon, people in Star City’s capital building start acting strangely. Their appearances change. Before Queen knows it, he is sealed in a building overrun by Madman affected staff members, legislators, and security guards. It is Green Arrow alone against scores of people. That would be tough enough, but he also knows that he cannot hurt them because they are not responsible for their own actions. His only chance is to break Fleete’s concentration, but Fleeter has learned from his mistakes. He’s not showing his face. In fact, he may not even be in the building. No one really knows how powerful Fleete’s mind is. What does GA do? What can he do? He’s running out of places to hide, he’s running out of places to find Fleeter. How long before one, or two, or several of the Madmen find him? And if they do, and becomes a matter of kill or be killed, can Queen make that call? Can he live with that decision?


And there you go. Madmen from chumps to terrifying force in a few easy steps and, probably, no more than four issues. Plus, an appearance by Richard Dragon!

Let me know how that suits your fancy at the Welcome to the Revamping thread or by e-mailing me at parallax2@juno.com. And, of course, as always, please include your suggestions as well.

COMING ATTRACTIONS


BIRDS OF PREY #93

I did not really like the first OYL issue. I admit it. It felt flat, stale, bereft of momentum.

I’m pretty sure that was an aberration though. A misstep. The exception that proves the rule of Birds of Prey being damn good reading.

Thus, I looking forward to this second OYL issue which I will review as the true start of OYL. I am sure Ms. Simone will not let me down this time.

MANHUNTER #21

Yup, I was right that Kate’s now a defense lawyer. And no, that her client was Dr. Psycho did not surprise. Doesn’t matter. You don’t need to surprise me to tell me a good story, even OYL.

I’ve got all sorts of questions that I am sure this issue will answer some of. For instance, why does Bones want Psycho represented anyway? What’s the deal with Kate’s ex’s new wife? Where’s Mark Shaw? Does Dylan’s tongue reach his eyebrows?

Let’s find out these answers together, shall we?

ROBIN #149

I think last issue was my favorite OYL kickoff. Actually strike “think” from that sentence. I know it was my favorite. Mostly that’s because it was very good.

I’ve missed reading Tim Drake’s adventures for awhile now so it is great to be back. I hope the creative team can keep that momentum going into this issue and the mystery is one that I am legitimately interested to see unravel.


EX MACHINA SPECIAL #1

At first, I was not sure if I was that interested in this book. I generally am wary of “diluting the brand” with things like spin-offs or specials, especially with a book like Ex Machina that is not all that superhero-y in the first place and thus would seem to be unlikely to really support a typical superhero comic type maneuver.

Then, I read the preview pages. The art, while not Tony Harris’s, is still very good. So a breath of relief there.

Also, the first several pages deal with the Mayo’s position on the death penalty. Woohoo for controversy! I can’t wait to find out Hizzone’s feelings on the subject.

OPINIONS ON THE WORK OF PEOPLE FAR MORE TALENTED THAN I

AMERICAN VIRGIN #2

Huh. Well, I have to say, I did not expect the book to go in this direction.

Alright, I sort of did know it was. But only because I read an interview where Seagle talked about it. I was surprised then. And actually, even knowing that Adam would be heading to Africa, this issue still managed to go in a direction I was not entirely expecting.

For one, I did not expect Seagle to play the “sex and violence” card so early. Sex and violence are so bizarrely intertwined in American culture that I figured it would have to come up eventually, I just did not expect it right off the bat. Seagle goes for it, however, and it largely works. The faint message that Americans have (and perhaps will) always view violence, despite its destructive nature, as more acceptable to participate in and certainly more acceptable to show, than sex is made manifest in Adam’s actions. Here is a man of God (not in the “of the cloth” sense, but still) who punches a complete stranger in the face with little provocation and is almost literally frothing at the mouth to kill those people that killed his girlfriend. And yet, he still is horrified by the site of native African women walking around their village topless or boys touching themselves without shame.

Sadly, Seagle does not always trust the power of image and metaphor to get through to the reader. An excellent scene of Adam putting the hurt on a reporter and admitting his enjoyment of it is capped off by his half sister Cyndi (amusing bit of naming there, eh?) telling Adam, “Fighting’s like sex.” With that line, all the smartness of the scene drains out of it. The “sex/violence” card is a good one to play but if you spoon feed us the metaphor, well, it ruins it.

There are also issues of cultural relativism and America’s need to dictate terms (moral in this case) to the rest of the world as Adam “confronts sin” in an African village that has no concept of the sins that he is seeing. Again, however, Cyndi’s dialogue almost screws the pooch (if you can forgive that unfortunate turn of phrase) when she tells Adam that he might have the right to preach morality “in America, but you’re not in America now.” It is very frustrating. Seagle is bringing up challenging ideas, but he cannot let them stand on their own. Cyndi is like a metaphor sledgehammer, making sure we “get” all the deepness that is being laid out in front of us. And it is doubly depressing since Seagle has done a fine job otherwise of laying it out. If he’d only trust us and himself, the result would be a lot more satisfying.

The book is good, bordering on great. In order to reach it though, Seagle needs to start letting some things speak for themselves.

CRISIS AFTERMATH: BATTLE FOR BLUDHAVEN #1

Freedom’s Ring? That’s the new brilliant not silly name for Force of July? First, isn’t that the name of that new character Kirkman has running around in Marvel Team Up and second, how is that not silly/cheesy? Bad DC, bad DC.

(I am so angry, prepare yourself for spoilers.)

Also, why bring back Force of July (see, I do not recognize their new identity) just to kill of most of the team in the first issue? The Force was already dead. Isn’t it a touch unnecessary and cruel to give them new life just to snatch it away again? It seems that way to me.

Getting to the more important parts of the book, we find this book still is not all that great. Problem #1 is the sheer number of characters that Gray Palmiotti throw at us to start with. Between the new Force of July, the new (I assume) Atomic Knights, the Nuclear Legion, Father Time, a new Human Bomb, a new Firebrand, this issue introduces a total of 18 characters that we are mostly or wholly unfamiliar with. Actually, you can probably throw Monolith and his two social worker friends in on that list too because only about 15 people read that title anyways. That’s a lot to absorb all at once and with almost none of them given a real personality to speak of, there is not much reason to make that effort anyway.

The plot revolves around secret testing, a walled off Bludhaven, and the beginnings of violent unrest. However, these are really only bullet pointed moments that stand to introduce that aforementioned giant cast of characters.

Artwise I like what I see. Jurgens is reliable and Palmiotti is an excellent inker. I only have two complaints. First, what’s up with Wonder Girl’s face? Second, why are so many heroes wearing sunglasses?

I think there is still potential here, but this opening shot suffers from a sort of character and plot ADD. Gary and Palmiotti are in such a hurry to introduce all the elements in the first issue that no one thing is ever really fleshed out. It’s a loud mess that does not really take us anywhere.

SUPERMAN #651

The “Up, Up, and Away” enters a holding pattern of sorts this issue. There is still plenty of action happening with a prison break (what do you know, Busiek was right. The Flea Circus is creepy cool now), marauding giant “walk” signs (yes, you heard me), and forced surgery. The problem is the bulk of the action focuses on Lex Luthor.

Now, I like Lex, don’t get me wrong. I think he can be fascinating when written well and while he’s not a billionaire industrialist and top notch manipulator here (he’s more evil scientist, but thankfully not cackling, wearing green battlesuit evil scientist) he’s written pretty darn well.

The reason it is a problem is because Clark Kent is shunted to the side for it. If this book is aiming to give us a feel for the man behind the Man of Steel (and it seems to be, what with the new origin box and the loss of powers) we need to have that man be front and center.

With that not being the case this time, the book trips on itself and Clark ends up looking kind of wooden and ineffectual.

It’s still got me more interested in the Superman titles than I have been in awhile (since Reign, really), it just needs more Clark.

SHOOTING BACK AT THE GRIMACE

Just a little movie news for you that you may not have heard in the mailbag this week.

I’m not sure if this is something you want to mention in your news next week or not, but I ran across it online, I think it was The Hollywood Reporter free online version, and thought I’d pass it along.

April 13, 2006

Segal set to captain NL’s ‘Shazam!’

Peter Segal has come aboard to direct “Shazam!” — an adaptation of a DC Comics’ comic book series featuring Captain Marvel — for New Line Cinema. Segal also will produce along with Michael Ewing via their Callahan Filmworks banner. The comic series focused on young Billy Batson, who becomes the superhero known as Captain Marvel when he utters the magic word “Shazam!” The name is an acronym for six gods and heroes of the ancient world as well as their attributes: the wisdom of Solomon, the strength of Hercules, the stamina of Aries, the power of Zeus, the courage of Achilles and the speed of Mercury. Writers on the long-gestating project include William Goldman and Bryan Goluboff.

Segal directed Tommy Boy, Anger Management, The Longest Yard, 50 First Dates, Naked Gun 33 1/3, and attached to a new movie version of Get Smart. Sadly, I think this means we’re getting a comedy.

Anyways, there ya go.

-Tim
on the boards at IP as TGC

Thanks Tim (see, all people with that name=awesome). I don’t get a great vibe from this, but who knows? If it even makes it to the screen, it could surprise us. I mean, who thought the guy that directed and starred in Beetlejuice could produce an excellent Batman film. Or the director of Apt Pupil and a star of Australian musicals could help jumpstart comics on the big screen by making two great X-Men films. Or that they would be aided in this by the director of Evil Dead and The Gift.

And so on.

I’m not holding my breath or anything (heck, I’d bet money that it won’t make it on the big screen) but you really never know.

Whew”¦that was a doozy of a column. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Let me know if you did or didn’t at parallax2@juno.com or by visiting the DCNV Message Thread in the forum. See you next week.

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