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Announcers are Don West & Mike Tenay
04.23.06
By: PK

Team Japan vs. Team USA
This was a very fast paced match. Team Mexico appears on the stage. I see Shocker, but I don’t recognize the others. I don’t know the names of the Japan guys, but the guy with the mask (I think it’s Black Tiger) hits Lethal with a Tiger Suplex for the win.
Winners – Team Japan

Team 3D says they’d rather work up north then listen to the Canadian anthem. Zybsko is then wondering what TNA Management’s huge announcement is.

Christopher Daniels vs. Shem Chi (Low Ki)
They stare each other down, and Low Ki slaps him. They then go back and forth with some chops, and Low Ki drops him with a double chop. Daniels suplexes Low Ki right into the cage. Low Ki off the ropes, and Daniels nails the Blue Thunder power bomb for 2. Low Ki back up, and drop kicks Daniels hard into the cage for a 2 count. Low Ki starts chopping Daniels quickly, but Daniels ducks one and nails a DVD for 2. Daniels follows it up with a BME for 2. They both go to the top, and Daniels is looking for an Angel’s Wings from the top rope, but Low Ki gets out of it, and drops Daniels. Low Ki goes for a double stomp for the top, but Daniels moves, and Low Ki walks right into a Flatliner. Daniels goes for Angel’s Wings, but Low Ki walks him in the corner, then flips Daniels over and pins him using the turnbuckle for leverage.
Winner – TAFKA Low Ki

Borash with James Gang & Bullet Bob. A new stipulation is that the loser gets 10 lashing with a strap.

‘Bullet’ Bob Armstrong (w/ The James Gang) vs. Konnan (w/ LAX) – Arm Wrestling Challenge
Armstrong wins. James Gang then whips LAX

Team Jarrett talks trash. BPP tells Sting that his team’s blood is on his hands.

Chris Sabin vs. Puma vs. Elix Skipper vs. Petey Williams vs. Shark Boy vs. Chase Stevens – Xscape Match
First 4 eliminations are from pinfall or submission, the winner is then decided when one of the last 2 escape from the cage.
Shark Boy and Petey start. D’Amore tells Tenay & West that Petey and Skipper will work together to eliminate the rest of the guys and will be the final 2. Skipper comes in for Petey, and works down Shark Boy and Petey hits a blind tag and nails the Canadian Destroyer for the pin. Sabin in, and then a melee ensues. Skipper hits the Sudden Death on Puma for 2. Chase Stevens climbs to the top rope, and hits a Shooting Star Press off the cage on all the other 4 that were standing. Skipper and Stevens back up, and Skipper hits Stevens with the Play of the Day for the pinfall. Petey then rolls up Skipper for the pin. Diamond and D’Amore argue and Petey dropkicks Skipper through the door on Diamond. Petey then catapults Puma right on Sabin’s shoulders and Sabin nails the Cradle Shock for the pin. The ref leaves, and both men go at it. Sabin locks Petey up in the Tree of Woe, and hits his diving drop kick, then climbs up the cage. D’Amore stops Sabin from hitting the floor, and Petey makes his way over. They fight on the side of the cage, and Petey falls on D’Amore, allowing Sabin to hit the floor winning.
Winner – Sabin

James Mitchell cuts promo.

Samoa Joe (c) vs. Sabu – X-Division Title
Sabu brings a chair in the ring, and tosses it at Joe as he enters the ring, but Joe ducks it and they start brawling. Joe eventually brings him down, and pounds on him in the corner. Joe with a huge knee drop. Sabu fights back, and then goes after Joe with the spike. Joe works on Sabu’s arm, which is in a cast. He slaps the cast across the side of the cage. Joe then sits Sabu on the top ropes, and nails the Muscle Buster for the win. Very short match, but its probably because of Sabu’s broken arm.
Winner and Still Champ – Samoa Joe

Borash with Team Canada. They call Team 3D a bunch of loudmouth Americans. Zybsko then asks D’Amore if he heard anything. D’Amore says that he knows, and that Zybsko deserves it.

Team Canada (w/ Scott D’Amore) vs. Team 3D – Flag Match
Team 3D is facepainted in camo. Young and Runt guard their flags. The ref gets bumped, just as Bubba gets the Flag. Team Canada beats down Bubba and D’Von, take the flag back and hangs it back up. Ref is now up, 3D on Showtime, and Dudz get the Flag and win the match. They bring in D’Amore and hits him with a 3D.
Winners – Team 3D

Borash tries to talk to Cage, but Cage is so furious, he walks away.

Christian Cage (c) vs. Abyss – NWA Title
Christian runs down the ramp, and spears Abyss, who was running up the ramps. They brawl on the outside for several minutes. They go in the ring, and the ref goes down. Cage has Abyss out, and climbs to the top of the cage and hits a huge Frog Splash!! James Mitchell gets a chair, his cane and a bag of tacks in the ring for Abyss. Abyss lays out a bag of tacks, and Cage goes to the top of the cage again. Abyss climbs up with him, but Christian slides down with a sunset flip and power bombs Abyss on the tacks! Abyss starts to fight back, and nails a black hole slam (not on tacks). Mitchell gets ANOTHER bag of tacks in the ring, and Abyss lays them out with the other tacks. Cage gets back up though, and drops Abyss on the tacks in the Unprettier for the pin.
Winner and STILL Champ – Christian Cage

Cage goes back in the ring to attack Mitchell, but Abyss attacks him, and drills him with his chain. They then choke Cage out with the chain wrapped up in the cage.

Sting’s Warriors vs. Jarrett’s Army – Lethal Lockdownf
Chris Harris & AJ Styles are the first ones in. AJ nails the Styles Clash for 2, as James Storm comes to the ring. AJ tries to drop kick the cage door open in Storm’s face, but Storm ducks and the door SLAMS Gail Kim in the face. Rhino is in next, and Rhino & AJ start to dominate the match. Jarrett is in next, followed by The Truth. Not much going on, Big Poppa Pump gets in. Jarrett’s Army is dominating, with BPP giving Belly to Belly’s all over the place. Sting makes his way in, and cleans house. The ceiling comes down, and they all take weapons. AJ Styles and James Storm climb up to the top, and Storm superkicks AJ. Storm sets up a table, but AJ slaps Storm over the head with chair, lays him out on the table and AJ sets up a HUGE ladder on top of the cage. AJ then climbs the ladder, and grabs the steal girders hanging from the ceiling of the arena, climbs above Storm and drops on him through the table!!! Back in the ring, Sting and JJ and in a stare down, both with guitars, but BPP crotches Sting. Sting fights back, and drops BPP in the Scorpion Death Drop. Sting then locks up JJ in the Scorpion Death Lock for the submission.
Winners – Sting’s Warriors

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