Unconfirmed sources have revealed to Insidepulse.com that Triple H is routinely mocked behind his back by employees of World Wrestling Entertainment.
“This one wrestler, I can’t tell you his name, he did an impression of an Edge/Triple H promo the other night,” said our unconfirmed source. “First he was Triple H. He said, ‘Edge, you couldn’t cut it as a face so you did a whiny heel turn. You sucked at that too until you betrayed your friend and co-worker by screwing his girlfriend. The only reason you’re still here is because you’re taller than Matt Hardy. Also, you’re super skinny and your spear is one of the worst in all of wrestling.’ Then he pretended to be Edge and said, ‘Triple H, I respect the hell out of you. You’re the best wrestler in the world and I can’t think of a single bad thing to say about you. I’d blow you if you’d let me. I only hope and pray I can survive our match.’ Man, we cracked up hard.”
Our unconfirmed source said the employees also mock Triple H’s mustache. He quoted one wrestler as saying, “We oughta stick Hunter in some black leather and have him do a Mr. Slave gimmick,” referring to the South Park character. “I shouldn’t be joking about this. After he shaves it off, I’m probably going to be jobbing to his emancipated incredibly gay mustache.”
They also mock his relationship with the McMahon’s. One wrestler asked, “Did you see the devestating move Hunter used to get his last title reign?” The mocker then held up his index and middle fingers in the shape of a v and licked inbetween them. He then added, “Oh, this doesn’t represent Steph’s snatch, it’s Vince’s fudge factory.”
Also mocked is his role in the terrible ‘Blade: Trinity’, his burial of wrestlers he percieves as threats despite his being married to the daughter of the boss, his on again/off again steroid use and most recently his incredibly expensive private tour bus he plans to raise his child on. Our unconfirmed source quoted another wrestler.
“Watch this, I’m Prince Hunter McMahon Junior cutting a promo twenty one years from now. ‘I was born on the road! I was raised on the road! This business is in my blood! I’m the Game McMahon, damn it! And dad, I will beat you for your title tonight!’ See, it’s funny because that blowhard with a bad knee is still champ… Hey, Hunter! Great promo tonight man, you really exposed Cena. I love the tweener reaction you’re getting. My son says he wants to be just like you when he grows up, especially with the mustache.”
Insidepulse.com will keep you up to date as more information becomes available.
